Things that went wrong at work.....
1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I...
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1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I...
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So,turn off the light 'cause it's a night on the sun..
You're hopelessly hopeful.....I hope so for you...
So turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun..
You're hoplessly hopeless,I hope so for you...
Well there's one thing to know about this town
It's five hundred miles underground,and that's all right..
Well there's one thing to know about this globe..
It's bound,and it's...
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You're hopelessly hopeful.....I hope so for you...
So turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun..
You're hoplessly hopeless,I hope so for you...
Well there's one thing to know about this town
It's five hundred miles underground,and that's all right..
Well there's one thing to know about this globe..
It's bound,and it's...
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catboner:
paying rent is for retards. lets go buy some beer and hookers!
rawr_ima_monster:
My roommate reminded me we need to pay rent, so I did it, but it took a serious ding out of the savings...I need to put some back in, instead of just tkaing out. I hate moving, and paying rent and need a job. it's for dummies.
-I've got this thing that I consider my only art,
Dave
-I've got this thing that I consider my only art,
Dave
I cut myself at work,and it hurt...
I took a nap at work,and that was nice..
I was REALLY mean to the guys at work,and that was REALLY nice.....HA!
I wrote the guys notes at work,and the notes were really mean,but funny.....HA!
Emily=UNimpressed...
I took a nap at work,and that was nice..
I was REALLY mean to the guys at work,and that was REALLY nice.....HA!
I wrote the guys notes at work,and the notes were really mean,but funny.....HA!
Emily=UNimpressed...
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evilrabbit:
im workin on my webpage...tell me what ya think so far...
azura:
You have new pink hair, I have new pink hair!
Now we really have to do a set together!!!
Are you planning on coming down to portland, seattle, or california anytime soon?
I'm moving to LA soon
Now we really have to do a set together!!!
Are you planning on coming down to portland, seattle, or california anytime soon?
I'm moving to LA soon
ok......I'm a BIG ASSHOLE....CUNT,BITCH,LAME ASS LAME LAME LAME!!
ok.....Now that I got THAT out.......I only work 4 more days........THEN I'm off..yeah THAT'S right!!!OFF for 2 weeks!!!! FUCK yes......I have LOTS to do on my days off.....SO I might not be on for a few days,or whatnot.....I SO need the 2 weeks off.....maybe I'll chill out at work now when I go back........hahahahahahahaaa
HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!...
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ok.....Now that I got THAT out.......I only work 4 more days........THEN I'm off..yeah THAT'S right!!!OFF for 2 weeks!!!! FUCK yes......I have LOTS to do on my days off.....SO I might not be on for a few days,or whatnot.....I SO need the 2 weeks off.....maybe I'll chill out at work now when I go back........hahahahahahahaaa
HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!...
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rawr_ima_monster:
WOOHOO! get the hell out of your town! enjoy your vacation like I enjoy drikning an anetire 2 liter bottle of diet coke in one day.
-nutrasweet is my lover,
Dave
-nutrasweet is my lover,
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
I am glad that you love love love them. So, are they waht you were looking for? are you gonna get the tat? If you do, you jsut have to show me a picture, that's the deal.
-Dave
-Dave
Fuck...I've been SO pissed off everyday it seems.....I hate this town,there's nothing here for me.....and I know that I've said this shit before......but it's SO true...My friends DON'T live here anymore......and I can't blame em'......I should have went with them.....but i don't really know if I should call them my friends anymore...OK......yeah.....I guess I DON'T have any friends.......hmmm but do I really want any friends......I...
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evilrabbit:
confused...blowjob over the computer?...
rawr_ima_monster:
Don't know if you're gonna see this comment before you write a new journal entry, but hopefully you will. I scanned and posted the drawings I did for you of the stick figure tatoo thingy on the boards with a whole mess of requested stuff. zyou have drawings waiting for you:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/4130/,
-they make me laugh, I hope they were what you were thinking at least,
Dave
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/4130/,
-they make me laugh, I hope they were what you were thinking at least,
Dave
You know what's funny......I can put about...20 balls in my pants(not them kinda balls)..and about 10 in my shirt......nice huh? It was funny when I was trying to walk.....balls would fall out of my pants.....and I would say......"My balls are falling out of my pants..."
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kentavos:
Wow, you sound quite talented with balls! ;-)
liquid29:
I mean, no, that girl on the voicemail was...uh...my live in geisha! Yes, that's it!
My hands are pink.......hehehe....So that means......YES......My hair is pink,and now so is everything I touch......
*note to self......don't touch boobs*
Emily=pink..
*note to self......don't touch boobs*
Emily=pink..
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kentavos:
Pink boobies would be kind of cool. I think blue would be more attractive though. ;-)
catboner:
if everything you touch turns to pink, maybe you should dye your hair gold next time.
Work was better last night,I didnt go crazy......had a ball fight...and everybody knows that ball fights=good
I ran into a self.....OH MAN! It really hurt......I'm lame...I KNEW that self was there.....
and Fuck you Dirty Mike!ahahhahaaa HA!......So..ANYWAYS....WHY do the guys ALWAYS have to pull down my pants......I mean ALL THE WAY....assholes......they seen my butt.=(
I love Modest Mouse.....and so should you.....
I ran into a self.....OH MAN! It really hurt......I'm lame...I KNEW that self was there.....
and Fuck you Dirty Mike!ahahhahaaa HA!......So..ANYWAYS....WHY do the guys ALWAYS have to pull down my pants......I mean ALL THE WAY....assholes......they seen my butt.=(
I love Modest Mouse.....and so should you.....
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nazimova:
thanks emily! its one of my paintings. does this mean it would be okay for me to paint you sometime? I would give you full credit as the inspiration.
mcqueen:
Apparently Xanax (sp?) is the key to comfortable air travel. My buddy--who's just as pertrified of flying as we are--went on a few skate trips to Japan, Spain, and NYC. Said he pooped one of those pills, and didn;t give a shit if the wing fell off. Now that sounds good to me.
Fuck........
I had a REALLY REALLY bad night at work last night...........I NEVER want to go back.....I HATE that place.....really I do......AND it's too hot in my house right now......I HATE that too.......HATE,HATE HATE.....blah.......I need a drink.......
I had a REALLY REALLY bad night at work last night...........I NEVER want to go back.....I HATE that place.....really I do......AND it's too hot in my house right now......I HATE that too.......HATE,HATE HATE.....blah.......I need a drink.......
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catculus:
I too am feeling the hate. GRRRR
evilrabbit:
hmm...
It's hard to remember to live before you die....
If you STILL love Modest Mouse.....I will marry you..
Emily=...........
ok.....I'm not going to do the journal thing right now,maybe I will later....Don't really feel like myself right now.....I had a REALLY REALLY bad night last night.......SO I will get back to you guys,and gals later,don't get me wrong.I still love you!
If you STILL love Modest Mouse.....I will marry you..
Emily=...........
ok.....I'm not going to do the journal thing right now,maybe I will later....Don't really feel like myself right now.....I had a REALLY REALLY bad night last night.......SO I will get back to you guys,and gals later,don't get me wrong.I still love you!
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juebi:
Smile! I still love you!
blessedxcursed:
Awww.... Emily, I hope you're doing better.... and I still love you... 
-really, traumatic experience,
Dave
That's probably one of the funniest journals I've read in a long time.