Thanks for all the wonderful comments! Yes, I miss the 90's like crazy...I never really stopped to think about all the things I used to love so much when I was younger that aren't really around anymore.
And even though I didn't include some things (IE Salute Your Shorts, Alf etc), I still remember them...it was just a post from one of my friends, I...
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And even though I didn't include some things (IE Salute Your Shorts, Alf etc), I still remember them...it was just a post from one of my friends, I...
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For all of us born in the 80's:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
"Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll...
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You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
"Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll...
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akira069:
Ember, this new set of yours kills it! 
I think this is the best one you've done, and everything is just amazingly gorgeous about it, including you, of course. 
wow. I'm stunned. so fucking beautiful. hope all is good with you. aloha 
I think this is the best one you've done, and everything is just amazingly gorgeous about it, including you, of course. wow. I'm stunned. so fucking beautiful. hope all is good with you. aloha 
embersofchaos:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Okay.
Some pathetic person on Myspace is trying to pose as me.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34438172
I don't even know what to make of this. They stole a bunch of pictures off my myspace profile and just copied and pasted all the info on my suicide girls page and added their own comments.
I can't tell if they're actually trying to pose as me to get attention, or...
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Some pathetic person on Myspace is trying to pose as me.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34438172
I don't even know what to make of this. They stole a bunch of pictures off my myspace profile and just copied and pasted all the info on my suicide girls page and added their own comments.
I can't tell if they're actually trying to pose as me to get attention, or...
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dr_lizardo:
My Fast thinks MySpace is for the weak. Unfortunately the font of human stupidity shows no signs of ever running dry.
lenox:
sadly thats happened to me twice >_< just report them and they'll be kicked off
Thanks everyone for the awesome birthday comments! It made my 21st that much more special.
Well, obviously I didn't die but by the end of the night I thought I might. I was pretty toasted. But I didn't throw up.
We got to Dave & Busters around 9. I didn't think anyone was going to show up, but I think like 13 people met us...
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Well, obviously I didn't die but by the end of the night I thought I might. I was pretty toasted. But I didn't throw up.
We got to Dave & Busters around 9. I didn't think anyone was going to show up, but I think like 13 people met us...
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eterpay:
well, if i have to look at more pictures of pretty girls on drunken nights, i guess i must.
and Happy 21st! albiet, a little late, but still the love is there.
-peter
and Happy 21st! albiet, a little late, but still the love is there.
-peter
ayane:
Ohh your new profile pic is absolute cuteness!
Yayayay! In a little over 2 hours, I'll finally be 21! Huzzah! I'm so muffugin' excited!
Steve is such a bad influence. I keep saying I just wanna go to the bar for a couple of drinks and he's trying to get me trashed, Tsk tsk.
Well, I'll let you guys know how my first trip to the bar (legally) goes. Ta ta!
Steve is such a bad influence. I keep saying I just wanna go to the bar for a couple of drinks and he's trying to get me trashed, Tsk tsk.
Well, I'll let you guys know how my first trip to the bar (legally) goes. Ta ta!
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faceeraser:
You havent updated since your birthday.
You didn't drink yourself into a coma did you?
You didn't drink yourself into a coma did you?
hoogle:
Drunken coma? Generic condition of poor health? Perish the thought!
But seriously, I'm sure everything's fine, but it can't hurt to at least hope that you're quite alright, in any case.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the Bamboozle Festival this weekend, I saw a very large (ca. 300-pound) man walking around wearing the same candy bikini-top that you had in Candy Cutie, and (after my initial reaction of abject horror) I thought of you, said 'aw!' a few times, and went on my merry way.
It was a very cathartic weekend for me, and I'm glad you were a part of it in even such a slight, transient, marginally creepy way.
I hope things are well for you, and that you're enjoying your coming-of-age.
But seriously, I'm sure everything's fine, but it can't hurt to at least hope that you're quite alright, in any case.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the Bamboozle Festival this weekend, I saw a very large (ca. 300-pound) man walking around wearing the same candy bikini-top that you had in Candy Cutie, and (after my initial reaction of abject horror) I thought of you, said 'aw!' a few times, and went on my merry way.
It was a very cathartic weekend for me, and I'm glad you were a part of it in even such a slight, transient, marginally creepy way.
I hope things are well for you, and that you're enjoying your coming-of-age.
I got the most hilarious message on myspace today, from a 15-year-old named "Sk8er Girl".
"wat the fuck is wrong with your hair and your face are u a guy or a girl and wat are you a goth well i think gotyhs are little whores and sluts just like U why are u so ugly
peace out you little slut"
I'm not even mad,...
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"wat the fuck is wrong with your hair and your face are u a guy or a girl and wat are you a goth well i think gotyhs are little whores and sluts just like U why are u so ugly
peace out you little slut"
I'm not even mad,...
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missmalice_:
Hah I just read the part about Sk8er Girl....
Man...kids these days.
I for one love your hair, and if worked allowed it I would try something like that.
Oh by now you should be recovering from your 21st b-day. Hope it was fun. Oh with renting a car, from the airport you have to be 25. I looked for some of my trips and needless to say I have to wait 4 more years.
Man...kids these days.
I for one love your hair, and if worked allowed it I would try something like that.
Oh by now you should be recovering from your 21st b-day. Hope it was fun. Oh with renting a car, from the airport you have to be 25. I looked for some of my trips and needless to say I have to wait 4 more years.
rascending:
Car rental agencies have varying age restrictions from 18 to 25. 25 is the age male drivers are given a cut in insurance rates (most insurance agency give women the same rate cut at 23.) Moral? Try rent-a-wreck or some other smaller agency and they probably won't care...
More great news!
1) I have a new set coming!
2) I finally had my first ever orgasm from oral sex last night! Steve is now officially a sex god.
I know, you're probably thinking, "first orgasm EVER? wtf?!" Apparently my junk is broken, or so I thought. I guess it all it took was the right man and some determination, hubba hubba.
Steve: Of...
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1) I have a new set coming!
2) I finally had my first ever orgasm from oral sex last night! Steve is now officially a sex god.
I know, you're probably thinking, "first orgasm EVER? wtf?!" Apparently my junk is broken, or so I thought. I guess it all it took was the right man and some determination, hubba hubba.
Steve: Of...
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qwerty:
Apparently you can have collagen injected in to your clit, makes it extra sensitive. They numb it first, thank fuck.
notyetded:
yay for getting head...as a guy i rarely get to come that way...but i still rewind to one special moment...oh carrie where are you now you nasty girl...? thanx for sharing... 
(z) 
(z) Thank the SG Gods, it's not too late!
I got in touch with someone and they told me there's still time. I don't want to prematurely ejaculate all over your faces but it looks like I will most likely be in the second Suicide Girls book! JOY AND RAPTURE!
I love you all so much! It's because of your support that I got a chance...
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I got in touch with someone and they told me there's still time. I don't want to prematurely ejaculate all over your faces but it looks like I will most likely be in the second Suicide Girls book! JOY AND RAPTURE!
I love you all so much! It's because of your support that I got a chance...
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pinkpunk13:
cant wait to see you
hehehe
hotness on describing your happiness
hehehe
hotness on describing your happiness
mentalrage:
If you're not worthy then no one is, simple as that.
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 3:33PM]
[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 3:33PM]
Steve, my roomates Christina and Scott, and myself had a very satisfying dinner at the Midtown II tonight. And what better way to commend the chef than with a loud, hearty burp?
Me: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCHHHH
Steve: *To Christina* You jumped and shook!
Christina: I thought the world was coming to an end!
After food, Christina and I popped in a yoga DVD for a good workout...which,...
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Me: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCHHHH
Steve: *To Christina* You jumped and shook!
Christina: I thought the world was coming to an end!
After food, Christina and I popped in a yoga DVD for a good workout...which,...
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alanbassist:
one of the prettiest girls on here
devilsgoodangle:
babe, I think you're perfect the way you are. Don't try to be like anyone else. Be your self.
babe, I think you're perfect the way you are. Don't try to be like anyone else. Be your self. 
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gallas13:
first of all lady let's not shoot the messenger here alright? rules are rules. you claimed outright to be some sort of psychic, and with all due respect what i'm getting is johnathan edwards hokum. you know, like, "i'm sensing you're related to someone . . . or . . . know someone maybe. . .whose first name starts with. . . the letter 'P'." that's not e.s.p. - that's a cheap carnie trick that even *i* could pull off.
second, don't prejudge the prizes. i understand there's a his-'n-hers athletic sock set as well as a swiffer.
second, don't prejudge the prizes. i understand there's a his-'n-hers athletic sock set as well as a swiffer.
laidback1:
What do you plan on getting next?
Oh, it's cute by the way
Oh, it's cute by the way
I read 1984 in 1984
I watched every episode of Dukes of Hazard on TV but haven't seen the movie.
I remember where I was when the challenger blew up, when you were one.
My parents had a TV set with dials and vacuum tubes inside.
I once played game on a computer that had a cassette tape drive.
Being in your thirties is this wierd state where you can't seem to figure out whether you're old or young. hmm. Or maybe that's just a personal quirk of me.
anyway, liked your new set.