electric

Cartoony perception, please.

That happened to me when I tried to watch Glenn Beck once.

Hippie parties are the best! I travel to Walnut Creek, California as often as I can for Rush fan gatherings held there. The hosts are big time hippes (in the best of ways) and their gatherings are easily the most inviting and relaxing events ever!

it's electric. Makes me think of the Sneaker Pimps

I just finally responded to your email with a mild;y lengthy one and it disappeared once I pressed sent and is not in my sent folder, so I really hope you got it! If not, that reeeeeally sucks.

My sense of humor tends to fall in the Im going to hell for this anyway so its all good category. For instance I know its really mean but speech impediments kill me! Consequently a few of my very best friends have them. Like I said Im probably going to hell for it so it all works out in the end right?

And then there is the off the wall sense of humor and the sheer audacity that comes with it I appreciate from people like lets say the lead singer of a local independent band yelling out to his fans I love all of you!!! If my dick could shoot chocolate chips like a machine gun right now Id cover you all with my love! R-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-A-TA-TA!! Like I said Off the wall.

Dick and fart jokes only work on me when Im super tired and Dumb &Dumber the movie is the only comedy to ever make me laugh so hard my face hurt afterward. I happened to be super tired the night I watched it by the way. Evidently Im more susceptible to humor when Im relaxed or no critical thinking is involved.

A rapier wit works on me as well. Practical jokes are always good too. Scaring people with a Boo! around a corner is fun to watch. I have a brother that does this to his wife all the time. It never gets old.

Nothing like a good laugh too. I'm terribly attracted to them. If you have a great laugh I will love you forever. But that's just me.

I love creating something beautiful (or just something pretty good).

I never seem to be able to define love, but its sure lonely without it.

Courage is setting aside your fear and doing what you must do.

God is neither male nor female. Or both. I use "He" simply that is what I am accustomed to. Also I had a great father who modeled what God is like for me. I can perfectly understand how those that didn't, don't.

What do you love?
The look in a child's eyes when they are content. The rush that comes from doing something for someone else for absolutely no reason. Laying down for bed after a long hot shower after a hard, productive day.

What is love?
Patience, gentleness, absolute overwhelming joy, sacrifice, goodness, unity. (And lots of other platitudes as well)

What does courage look like?
Being completely and totally overwhelmed be knee knocking, mind numbing fear. Then stepping over it and beyond it anyways.

Yes, rare and wonderful

(Channeling Rodney Dangerfield) Skin-walkers get no respect ...

The banality of evil and all that.

LOL than find some friends that live to post entertaining shit on facebook....it'll be more interesting.
Er...or....don't.
Yeah no, don't.

Sounds like it's time to dust off the old kilt.

I remember 40.

Ask yourself what gives you satisfaction, then go do that.

I wish I were better at taking my own advice.

you are interesting, i can send you a message if you like.

sorry I have not been around in the last month, I was busy buying a house, moving, unpacking and buying furniture off of craigslist.

I am astounded that there isn't more outrage about this than there currently is. This is a crime of unprecedented proportions.

Bad shit abounds.

Sea turtles drowning or being burned alive.

Endangered bluefin tuna might go extinct.

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