disco

I just stubbed my toe so hard the nail fell off. NOT what I need 10 min before work...

I'm starting to regret shaving off most of my hair a few weeks ago. I thought it'd be liberating and low maintainance...but it's actually more effort to 'do' it now than it was when I had loads.

Ah well, it grows...

Yay!

My favourite person has re-newed his membership. Go say hi.

cubanheels

I love him

xxx

I'm so very ill.

I haven't been able to talk for about 3 days and I keep coughing up little lung goblins. I hate coughing. I have a rubbish gag reflex and if I cough to hard, it makes me retch. Also, I can't breathe through my nose so while I'm coughing, I'm pretty much suffocating and then I panic and cough worse and...oh dear,...
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ah, valentines day. delightful

was taken out for dinner last night (we wanted to avoid tonights hoardes of couples gazing into each other's eyes over an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet) and i ate and ate until i thought i would aspolde. POP.

Then up early this morning to, ahem, exchange gifts (and cards with near identical handwritten sentiments - we are TOO cute. bleurgh)...and tonight, we're...
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ALRIGHT

Fuck lurking

I'm back with a vengance

The social life I spent the last year carefully building can sod off

THIS IS WHERE I BELONG

Glad to be back. Now where did I put my lollerskates...?

So I'm lying on the hospital bed after an ultrasound, my lower abdomen and hips covered in translucent jelly, and the nurse hands me a wad of tissue to wipe myself off. Before I can stop myself, I come out with 'my boyfriend normally does this for me'

She did not look impressed

x

hey hey, my little chickadees

hope you all had a fab Christmas!

i got lots of loverly presents, and got to spend it with my boy, which was the best present of all - a day off!

sorry i'm never around anymore, i work all the hours under the sun for a horrible company...but i'm demoting myself as of next month so i can actually...
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