Why do some people insist on trying to force their views on to me? Yes I'm 27 and not married, no I have no children, no I'm not PLANNING on having children. How can I plan on having children if I'm completely single? And since when is it any of your business Miss Nosey-sittin-on-your-ass-instead-of-workin-bitch?
And no, I will not be taking your brilliant advice of...
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blackberrie:
hahahahaha... sorry, that was hilarious.
zaccone:
I wonder what endless celstial sex is like ?!?!?! (o_0)
NO RESOLUTIONS!!! I don't believe in them. In fact, I believe they are pure crap. However, I do believe in applying knowlege gained from 2007 to 2008.
Such as, drinking 'till I blackout = not fun.
Hangovers should be an occasional affliction, not a chronic illness.
Eating the same diet+drinking like a fish+stopping routine exercises = my ass getting fat! That's just science.
See? Nothing...
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Such as, drinking 'till I blackout = not fun.
Hangovers should be an occasional affliction, not a chronic illness.
Eating the same diet+drinking like a fish+stopping routine exercises = my ass getting fat! That's just science.
See? Nothing...
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wolverine43:
ya great way to kick off 2008 eh lol
codyad:
thanks 
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im kinda sad i wont be around to see your second set go live, but maybe in like 9 days it will hopefully.
!im kinda sad i wont be around to see your second set go live, but maybe in like 9 days it will hopefully.
SWEET FUCKING CRAP!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By that I mean, thank you SG staff for promptly queueing my second set. I am ever so grateful for yet another opportunity to expose my special areas via the internet to a world wide audience. Yippee!
On that note, Happy New Years to y'all! Except all you fuckers I hate, you guys can go fuck yourselves
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By that I mean, thank you SG staff for promptly queueing my second set. I am ever so grateful for yet another opportunity to expose my special areas via the internet to a world wide audience. Yippee!
On that note, Happy New Years to y'all! Except all you fuckers I hate, you guys can go fuck yourselves
Smell ya in the...
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zaccone:
I guess I'll get started on that fucking myself part, oh wait you don't hate me 
. How were your holidays?
. How were your holidays?
absolution:
oh, wow!! yes!! i can't wait to see your new set! 
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hope you're having a lovely new year !! thanks for all your support!
ihope you're having a lovely new year !! thanks for all your support!
"When I think about what's worse for society, cigarettes or porn, I think to myself, 'Damn, I need a drink.'"-GTO
So... who else celebrated x-mas sipping from a coconut with an umbrella?
Oh, yah and QUEUE MY SET! FUCK!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
So... who else celebrated x-mas sipping from a coconut with an umbrella?
Oh, yah and QUEUE MY SET! FUCK!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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ziggycash:
i figure i have spent too much time semi pro it's time to make the next step.
i stay away from the drunk olympics because one time i got them mixed up with the special olympics.
i stay away from the drunk olympics because one time i got them mixed up with the special olympics.
mneylu:
Ha. Awesome quote.
And re:sets- I hear that- though more like accept it!
argh!
The xmas break xtra wait is just.. "argh!!"
and your sockful of quarters idea is awesome
And re:sets- I hear that- though more like accept it!
argh!
The xmas break xtra wait is just.. "argh!!"
and your sockful of quarters idea is awesome
Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set! Queue my set!
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feerlessfreddy:
yes, queue your set!! happy holidays!!
jenniebomb:
Thanks for the birthday wishes!!! hehe now I'm 25 so I feel old... well, I suppose it is Christmas now, so Merry Christmas!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO! It's the weekend!
Feeling way better. Yah, I know I tend to hurtle up and down emotionally on a dime.. but thankfully my extremes are short lived. Back to sweet, sweet apathy.
PS Gwar rocked my sox off... well technically it was my bra but you know what I mean. The day after was the best. I some how made it into work...
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Feeling way better. Yah, I know I tend to hurtle up and down emotionally on a dime.. but thankfully my extremes are short lived. Back to sweet, sweet apathy.
PS Gwar rocked my sox off... well technically it was my bra but you know what I mean. The day after was the best. I some how made it into work...
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tie:
duuuuude... i just booked my flights to ontario next feb.
have to find out where the bad smell comes from.
rock on, lady
have to find out where the bad smell comes from.
rock on, lady
brassknucklebaby:
I'm COMING OVER TOMORROW NIGHT FOR CRAFTS AND BOOZE AND CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I fucked up... seriously fucked up.
This is not an exciting recount of a steamy night and a broken condom, nor is it a tale of a bank heist gone wrong. This is a chick's diary-like confession of a friend (me) fucking another friend over.
I had a best friend. She did some things she's not proud of but she appologized for them... eventually. It's...
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This is not an exciting recount of a steamy night and a broken condom, nor is it a tale of a bank heist gone wrong. This is a chick's diary-like confession of a friend (me) fucking another friend over.
I had a best friend. She did some things she's not proud of but she appologized for them... eventually. It's...
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badluckbrent:
Looks like Dez has learned some things about herself lately.
This one
This one
I also know some people can't tell the difference between a joke and serious encouragement in... unsavoury behaoviour. I know now not to joke about that...
is so fun to do to people then tell them you are joking. Because the look on their face is fantastic. It was funny when I was in the Air Force at least because people are so damn up tight, Mormons, Right wing Christians, etc..Maybe I am getting it wrong.
I think we should buy this http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63730&viewitem=&item=180185616514&_trksid=p3907.m29
Hoist the Jolly Roger and sail the 7 seas raping and pillaging.
78walk:
You're human. We all make mistakes. The vast majority of mistakes are not fatal, if the aftermath is handled in the right way. The critical thing is to have the capacity to admit our mistakes and to really learn from them - it sounds like you're making progress on those fronts. Hope you and your friend are able to make it through this bumpy stretch.
Men do not listen to Joni Mitchell. Let me clarify; men do not volutarily select music written or performed by Joni Mitchell to listen to for legitimate enjoyment or entertainment.
This may just be my opinion, however, IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
He may be Italian. He may be a good cook. He may even be a well payed theoretical physicist ie also quite intelligent, but dude...
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This may just be my opinion, however, IT'S FUCKING TRUE!
He may be Italian. He may be a good cook. He may even be a well payed theoretical physicist ie also quite intelligent, but dude...
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charity:
thanks doll...no way was i wearing whitE!!!i cant get enough of joni...my boy will listen on occasion but will not put it on.have you got the new album?X
himes:
Don't it always seem to go - that you don't know what you've got till it's gone - they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
Hey wait a minute - my paradise is a paved parking lot!
Joni - you have some explaining to do.
D, I'm sure he's still a nice boy - (though the well paid theoretical physicist made me raise an eyebrow. Only one I ever met was a grad student at Columbia who studied electron theories at temps near absolute zero - we shared an apartment with two other people in a sublet of a sublet in a housing project in East harlem - he was certainly not well paid.)
but then again there are other boys out there. Ones that cook, and aren't italian - AND don't want to be buried in a pet cemetary.
loves dies and the search continues. so it goes.
Hey wait a minute - my paradise is a paved parking lot!
Joni - you have some explaining to do.
D, I'm sure he's still a nice boy - (though the well paid theoretical physicist made me raise an eyebrow. Only one I ever met was a grad student at Columbia who studied electron theories at temps near absolute zero - we shared an apartment with two other people in a sublet of a sublet in a housing project in East harlem - he was certainly not well paid.)
but then again there are other boys out there. Ones that cook, and aren't italian - AND don't want to be buried in a pet cemetary.
loves dies and the search continues. so it goes.
Damn... sad to say, but I need to get laid. Seriously people; for medicinal reasons if for nothing else... blergh...
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absolution:
boobies and breakfast. i love it! thank you so much for your comments they made my day
go get you some lady! i need to, as well. ....for medical reasons, of course.
they made my day go get you some lady! i need to, as well.
....for medical reasons, of course.
badluckbrent:
Just remember it is all for medical reasons if you wear a white lab coat... That is what I learned at this school at least.
and educated intelligent people wait til later in life, and thats why the world will eventually be only populated with dumbfucks.
smart girl,you.
(pOOp)