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Shit I suck eh? What can I say other than I've been RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY busy lately... and a little lazy. Yes, I've been fucking my man... and what a man! All goodness, no childish drama or bullshit... it's totally freaking me out!

Oh, and... I got a NEW JOB! I'm so excited I can't find words to describe how I feel. The closest I can get...
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I FINALLY HAD SEX!!! Dear god! It only took slightly over a year... oh, you heard me I said YEAR! Clearly this unfortunate stint of celibacy was entirely forced and in no way voluntary. How did I avoid the perils of insanity? Well, it involved an unyielding regimen of crochet, reading, exercise and cleaning... oh, yah and drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

It's so...
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I KISSED A BOY! And he's cute, and has a job, isn't an alcoholic, was only a little drunk at the time and his police record is due to be expunged any day now It's so weird... some day soon I just may have sex with someone other than myself!

PS We (my chicas and I) have invented a shot, the Pussy Bomb. It's essentially...
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Heh, heh... that was dramatic eh? Whatever... I have a chronic problem with expecting too much from people. My bad.

In other news, creepy-stalker guy got banned from my regular! Now I can safely drink and shake my booty without fear of being accosted, YIPEE!

Mmmm, pilfered chicken is the tastiest chicken

WOW! It's so nice to know I've got good friends when it comes right down to it... no really... oh no, wait a minute...

I'M SORRY!!! I haven't been around much lately; bad Dez! bad! I'm so busy enjoying my life and living. It's kinda weird but I'll get around to an update eventually I'm sure... I may need to take out a restraining order against a major freakazoid who's dramatically over dramatized our chance encounters into a tortured love affair and one of my favourite people ever...
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For sure more later I promise...

Soooo... been a while since last I posted, hunh?

What's new, what's new?... ? Well, I've realized I can only find men that are either completely unavailable (married, addicts, moving to foreign countries in three days, etc) and irresistable or of no real interest to me and crazy as fuck! What part of me never calling you, never initiating a conversation with you when we're...
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Well, he's dead. Harry's dead to be specific. Those of you who've followed my blog know somewhat who he is. Those of you who are unfamiliar with the zaney character known as Harry, he was an elderly resident at the long term care facility where I work who once confessed that he was not only in love with me but also felt fairly confident that...
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