darla

Alrighty guys and gals,

I've seen a few people doing these and I thought it'd be fun.



ask me things



And please make it awkward. I loves it.

I seem to do my best relecting at bedtime. And I just so happen to be very exhausted from a long day of sitting around and playing N64.


So here's my beef of the day:

I don't understand people that try to be who others want them to be rather than be themselves. I think it's much more attractive (not just in a sexual way...
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Well shmelllo SGLand.

How is everyone? I'm quite well, thank you!

I had a date a couple nights ago. The first date I've been on in ages it seems. Well, we were both too tired to do much so we ended up watching a couple movies at his apartment.

This dude was fucking HILARIOUS too. I don't even know how to describe it. When I...
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I went bra shopping today with Sam.

I got assaulted/sized at Victoria's Secret which I wasn't pleased about because they always look at me funny when they find out what size I am.

Turns out I'm bigger than I thought. I belong in a DDD cup. Fuck my life.


It was a fun day though! We went to BDubs with Pat once we got home...
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Fucked up my back last night. It was already really sore from the work week then I thought it'd be a good idea to have a dance off.

I was in so much pain I didn't go to sleep til 7am and had to call off work.



I'm really starting to consider breast reduction again. I've already been through all the consults.


I'm stressing out...
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Drunk as fuck. Again.


Mighty Mouse is laying on my feet, it's really cute. I love her.


I got Sir Hops A Lot a shirt, it says "Google Me" and it looks like a muscle tee on him. It's fucking hilarious.

Where the fuck is the pizza?????

I love my life. I love this house. I love my roommates. I love you guys.


And I...
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You guys remember that possum that tried to kill me?


It's fucking STALKING me. It was in my front yard while I was smoking again. So I said "Hey, Possum. Go away!" and it did. Crisis averted.





In other news, fucking shit I LOVE LIFE. I have finally found a group of people that want the same things out of life as me. And that...
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