darla

Changed my username.


Pretty bored. Had a meeting today. That's all.

Sorry folks!

This is the theme song of the night:




Yeah so within 5 minutes of each other, 2 of my exes, my last booty call, and my most recent boytoy decided to call or text me.

Just call me pimp, cuz that's what my roommate calls me.

Went to the doctor today for my hands.

He "massaged" my left forearm (quoted because it was more like anally raping my forearm with his hands) and it hurt like a bitch. Tendonitis in the left.

Then on the the right side. Same thing. Made me do all sorts of funny things with flexing my fingers.
Carpal tunnel.

I have to go in for an...
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So, I just peed my pants for the first time in years. Not really.

But really.

So I'm outside smoking a cigarette on our front porch and I hear scuttling on the ground and I assumed it was Mighty Mouse cuz it puts it's front paws on my leg to try and climb up. So I reach down to pet it and I looked and.......
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What an emotionally draining day. Ugh.


So this week at work, I've been dealing with the biggest fuckheads in the entire world I swear to god. Just straight up rude, disrespectful people and I don't understand it because honestly, I have really good customer service skills. And I would like to think I'm a genuinely nice person but a girl can only take so much!...
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Oh boo I just went to edit this blog and accidentally deleted everything.

So here is an empty blog.


xoxo

So, I've decided I love all of you. My bunny does too, even though when I bring out the nakey pictures or take my shirt of he runs across my laptop like he's trying to protect me.


I hope you guys love me too! Someone (who shall go annonymous) sent me a lovely fan-picture today in a PM and I was so happy! Who else...
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