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Dearest Kira,
I do adore you for strategically placing two large Harry & David Tortilla Chips boxes directly in the path of my bedroom so that upon entering the doorway at 4:46 AM, I may drunkedly trip over them and near face plant into my hammer pressed bowl full of oranges! Good times. No, really..It's like a maze and the "cheese" is my bedroom..haha..I won...
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I do adore you for strategically placing two large Harry & David Tortilla Chips boxes directly in the path of my bedroom so that upon entering the doorway at 4:46 AM, I may drunkedly trip over them and near face plant into my hammer pressed bowl full of oranges! Good times. No, really..It's like a maze and the "cheese" is my bedroom..haha..I won...
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401forbidden:
GAWD, I'd fly out in a flash to shoot a set for you.
I've shot sets in Milwaukee, but none with your caliber of supreme lusciousness.
Jason
I've shot sets in Milwaukee, but none with your caliber of supreme lusciousness.
Jason
Oh Jacky D & C..I love ya! So I was sipping away on a devastatingly sinful, yet well deserved Jack and Coke in my bedroom..I was satisfied with what progress I'd made through Chapter 8 of 'ASVAB for Dummies,' when my phone goes off with a new text..It was from an unfamiliar number and it appeared to be a future shop customer..I wasn't expecting the...
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lanemeyer:
"Douchegasm" is pretty good.
Also, 23 years old doesn't really count as "man-toy" material if you're 26.
36, definitely. But then that's a whole other set of issues.
And finally, who blindly texts someone like that? Dudes are stupid.
Also, 23 years old doesn't really count as "man-toy" material if you're 26.
36, definitely. But then that's a whole other set of issues.
And finally, who blindly texts someone like that? Dudes are stupid.
jondickson:
That's hilarious!!!
I love it when people blog out, fuckin crazy ass txt convos!!!
WTF was that guy thinkin?!?!? Jesus, I'm a dork and I wouldn't even do something that fucktarded!!!
I miss being able to be a "man-toy"! I'm 30 now so I'd have to be playin around w/ a 40 or 50 yr old
And that just aint happening!
Thanks for the add!
I love it when people blog out, fuckin crazy ass txt convos!!!
WTF was that guy thinkin?!?!? Jesus, I'm a dork and I wouldn't even do something that fucktarded!!!
I miss being able to be a "man-toy"! I'm 30 now so I'd have to be playin around w/ a 40 or 50 yr old
And that just aint happening!
Thanks for the add!
I'm going the fuck to hell..And I'm taking a few of you willingly (or unwillingly) with meh!
I've gotta share this textastic textversation I had with a friend earlier today..we'll call him 'FALSE, Nig Nog,' or 'FNN' for short..He let me borrow a pair of his navy blue jogging shorts 2 weeks ago during a drunken marine sleepover..He's since accused me of stealing them, however,...
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I've gotta share this textastic textversation I had with a friend earlier today..we'll call him 'FALSE, Nig Nog,' or 'FNN' for short..He let me borrow a pair of his navy blue jogging shorts 2 weeks ago during a drunken marine sleepover..He's since accused me of stealing them, however,...
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itsybitsy:
this made me giggle... a few times!
inkslinginjedi:
"FNN" buwahahaha! I usually just say "Wegro" ie..... Listen to how many times wegroes say "nawmean dawg?" in a sentence...
Cleaning all of Mav's 1,000 sq ft of desk and 13,000 trillion ink bottles has most definitely been the highlight of my week thus far..Yes, all of the paperwork, cds, various containers, tattoo novelties, photos and 10 layers of dust have been meticulously removed/polished with alcohol/windex/madacide and carefully rearranged in a ROY G BIV pattern..
For all of you who haven't revelled in the delight...
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For all of you who haven't revelled in the delight...
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persephone:
Well, you seem promising. Hello
Children say the craziest things, don't they? My roomate, Kira however, is not a child..She's 23.
..And she undoubtedly paralyzed the entire staff, customers and possibly a few peeps walking by Maverick's Tattoo shop in their tracks with this gem of an answer..So here's the scenario:
Maverick's balls deep in the middle of an extensive arm piece and chatting along with his customer (as usual)..Kira...
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..And she undoubtedly paralyzed the entire staff, customers and possibly a few peeps walking by Maverick's Tattoo shop in their tracks with this gem of an answer..So here's the scenario:
Maverick's balls deep in the middle of an extensive arm piece and chatting along with his customer (as usual)..Kira...
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ride:
Best fuckin story ever. +1
mrwaverly:
That was fucking perfect!
I've learned this just be being CHEAP!