chloe

Haven't written for a week.
Prom was amazing. My date was beautiful. Got to molest Holly, Ryan, and Neko.

Then, sick. Then, away.
I'm confused.
My heart hurts.
I think I just need to get back into the swing of things.
A show with my girls tonight may be just the ticket. I hope so, at least.
I don't know what to do.



And oh...
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Last minute change of plans! I'm not gonna wear the see-through dress to Prom. I have a much better one in mind. Trixie is gonna come over in a while and we are going to get ready together. You know, try on panties together and rub lotion into one another's breasts. Maybe make out a little. The usual. Are you going to Prom? Say hi...
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What did I do in San Diego?

Fell in lust
Rode bikes on the beach
Had more sex than I thought possible
Laughed a lot
Ate ice cream
Got paranoid and stuck on a roof at night
Walked out of Van Helsing because I wanted to go have more sex
Left the bar because I wanted to go have more sex
Skipped meals because I...
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These Things Are Facts:

1. I have about a zillion things to do before leaving my house in 12 hours to fly to San Diego. Listening to music and hanging out on the internet are NOT on that list.

2. I'm stoked that sets are going up from "old" SGs and I really don't want that statement to start a new girl vs old girl...
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These Things Are Facts:

1. I am sunburnt. And yeah, I'm gonna whine about it.

2. I FINALLY got to ride my inflatible whale at the lake this weekend!

3. I am going to San Diego in THREE DAYS! I'm excited!

4. Rent is driving me fucking insane again. I really need to move to a cheaper place.

5. I picked out the perfect mothers...
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I fucking hate it when the cat goes poo and then tries to climb into my lap. She smells terrible and little flecks of litter get all over me.

I hate running out of milk.
I hate going to work.


I like when boys ask what makes me happy, and listen.
I like running around like children at the monterey aquarium.
I like nights that...
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"They say that I have the best ass below 14th st- is it true?"

Chloe Observation #21: Things you aren't supposed to do are usually more fun!

These Things Are Facts:

1. Quaker Squares are my crack. I have woken up at 6am twice in the last week to have a bowl. It's getting scary.

2. I know I mentioned it before, but "Shake That...
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(psssttt... few new pics up...)

This weekend I...

*put on tap shoes for the first time ever and drunkenly tap danced a whole solo show in my friend's kitchen

*bought 60 beers and 2 giant jugs of cheap vodka at Costco

*got "TASTY" tattooed inside my bottom lip

*decided "Shake That Monkey" by Too Short is the best song in the entire universe

*was possibly...
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I'm writing this because of Jazmin's journal....
It reminded me of this thing I wrote about 5 years ago. Wanna read it?.....


The 30-Question Relationship Test!

Girls, girls, girls! Ever wonder just how your special man feels about you? If you have to wonder, then you havent been asking the right questions. If youve been out in the dating world for a while, then you...
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Last night I had the best phone conversation I have had in YEARS. Probably since I was 13-14 and would sneakily talk on the phone until really late. Of course, midnight was pretty late back then. I don't have to sneak any more, and I got off the phone a little after 4am, and that makes it even better.

I'm taking a little trip to...
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