If I was a man for just one day I'd suck my own dick. I know I could do it. I'm pretty bendy. Plus, I'd have bragging rights for a lifetime.
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
I decided that I'm going to make a comic strip of my bee adventure that happened two journals...
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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
I decided that I'm going to make a comic strip of my bee adventure that happened two journals...
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drama:
I was glad to meet you...even though it was ever so brief...hopefully we'll meet again someday soon!
shabbydo:
LMFAO! it's soo sad I can hear you say it when I read it, LOL you kill me girl.
Damnit. I really like my last entry... but I have pictures to show and stuff to say. If I just edit it to my last journal then some who've already read it won't read the new stuff and if I make a new one (like I'm doing) some who haven't read the last one won't even bother. So, if you haven't read the last one,...
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truextilxdeath:
I know. 
rylie:
That pic is one in a set of about 20 where the lighting amazed the fuck out of me. that was a raw photo, you should see it photoshopped to shade in the dark areas it's amazing!
Today after work I went to my car with a can of pop (soda, depending on where you're from) and sat it on my dashboard. Two seconds later a bee flew in and decided to go into my pop. I was going to simply put the can outside so I don't drive around with it in my car, but when I went to pick it...
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thatsouterspace:
you're right this one is good.
guymandude:
re: Carrots
Carrots are better than guys because:
They stay hard for a week
They never ask you about your last carrot
They don't hit on your girlfriends
They don't leave the seat up
When you're done with them you can juice 'em and CSI won't be scraping your house for clues.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange ons even death may die.
- by H.P. Lovecraft
re: Carrots
Carrots are better than guys because:
They stay hard for a week
They never ask you about your last carrot
They don't hit on your girlfriends
They don't leave the seat up
When you're done with them you can juice 'em and CSI won't be scraping your house for clues.
--
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange ons even death may die.
- by H.P. Lovecraft
I hate it when I have Dejavu. I also hate it when I'm doing something and someone around me freezes and says, "OMG, I'm having the worst dejavu." I'm not that predictable. So what I do is something totally off the wall like scream out a weird word, stand on my head, or just punch them in the face. I suggest you start doing that...
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billybillybilly:
HAHA! I probably was. Was that a meth night? 
billybillybilly:
Knots do NOTHING but fuck with my drug-addled mind.
I'm sick. I think I'm going to 
. Blah. Do you know why this happened? It all happened because NicoleLee wanted me to go to Bento last night. I told her I had to work but I would fake sick to get out of it. Yeah. Fake sick my ass. I jinxed myself. That's what happened. The worse thing is, I like smoking. I can't...
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. Blah. Do you know why this happened? It all happened because NicoleLee wanted me to go to Bento last night. I told her I had to work but I would fake sick to get out of it. Yeah. Fake sick my ass. I jinxed myself. That's what happened. The worse thing is, I like smoking. I can't... Read More
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olivia:
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
BWAHAHAA. that is awesome.
lydia:
Holy Crap!!!!
I had no idea you turned pink!
Congrats!!!
I had no idea you turned pink!
Congrats!!!
I ate at Taco Bell today for the first time in probably a year. Soon afterwards I remembered why I haven't ate at Taco Bell in almost a year.
It's fucking cold in my house. I used my lighter to try and warm up my hands, but accidently burned my finger. I shouldn't play with fire. Now I'm going to wet the bed.
One of...
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It's fucking cold in my house. I used my lighter to try and warm up my hands, but accidently burned my finger. I shouldn't play with fire. Now I'm going to wet the bed.
One of...
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crazedlunatik:
hehe your journal makes witht he funny stuff...
congrats on pinkness!
congrats on pinkness!
I feel as though my life lacks forward momentum.
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pedigree_chump:
it'll speed up soon enough. and someday this bit will make sense, as frustrating as it may be.
i haven't been around whole lot the past month, but i hope life is treating you well more generally.
that's an incredible profile pic, too, cassi 
i haven't been around whole lot the past month, but i hope life is treating you well more generally.
that's an incredible profile pic, too, cassi 
ferrofluid:
ups and downs.
strikes and gutters.
throw rocks tonight!
strikes and gutters.
throw rocks tonight!
I miss my neighbor from California. I miss him knocking on my door at 1 in the morning telling me about a party that I have to go to. I miss him telling people I'm from all sorts of places, i.e. Italy. I think Italy was his favorite. Maybe my dark hair made it the obvious choice for him. I miss his spontanious and witty...
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sunnysunny:
Sweetie
I love your new profile pic and yes, i love how your upper lip looks when you smile. Billy is awesome but dont tell him i said that.
when i was little, i wanted to be a farmer.
xoxo
sunny
I love your new profile pic and yes, i love how your upper lip looks when you smile. Billy is awesome but dont tell him i said that.
when i was little, i wanted to be a farmer.
xoxo
sunny
chiclet:
i sometimes forget that Walmart exists, but that place has EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, i wanted to be a mermaid, but somebody told me i couldn't be one because mermaids had blue blood......
oh yeah, i wanted to be a mermaid, but somebody told me i couldn't be one because mermaids had blue blood......
I just got back from shooting a set with _Seven_. I mean JUST got back. It was alot of fun. I want to do it again! The pictures that I saw look awesome. I can't wait until everyone gets to see them, whether it be as a "live set" or simply in my picture folder.
Thanks to EVERYONE who wished me a happy birthday....
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Thanks to EVERYONE who wished me a happy birthday....
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chiclet:
girl, look how adorable your new profile pic is!!!!!!!!!
yes, procrastination is also why i haven't written a book meself. actually, i wrote one a few years ago, but it was for one of those "Write a novel in one month" things, and boy, was that hard, and bad!
yes, procrastination is also why i haven't written a book meself. actually, i wrote one a few years ago, but it was for one of those "Write a novel in one month" things, and boy, was that hard, and bad!
elscorcho:
I love the new pic!
I am fiending for some intellectual stimulation. I NEED IT. Please help me.
My birthday is Monday. I will be twenty years old. And I now have a wishlist.
Just got a new tattoo yesterday. A early birthday present to myself. Truextilxdeath is getting the same one as soon as he gets the money. When he gets his it will forever tether us to each...
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My birthday is Monday. I will be twenty years old. And I now have a wishlist.
Just got a new tattoo yesterday. A early birthday present to myself. Truextilxdeath is getting the same one as soon as he gets the money. When he gets his it will forever tether us to each...
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julie:
HI!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you are so cute!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you are so cute!
julie:
I LOVE YOUR NEW PLAN!