update.... update.... okay, where did I put that thing? Of course, when you're in a hurry you can never find your update.... especially the left one. Oh fuck. There it is. The last place I looked..................
................. I hate when people say that BTW. ME: "Have you seen my thing-a-ma-jig?!?! I can't find it anywhere." THEM: "It'll probably be in the last place you look"... Read More
There are only three things that every person in the world, no universe, wants. Three things. Stablity. Meaning. Love. I realized this today. I have the last one. That's it. I think once a person obtains all three they will be happy with their life. I want to be happy with mine. In order to do so, I need to go back to college. Now... Read More
Okay. Thursday night. It's a good story. Don't skip it.
So I took truextilxdeath out to eat for his birthday. Super fucking foggy outside. You can hardly see the car infront of you. I'm driving on the highway when I notice there's a car RIGHT behind me. I mean, I've never had someone ride my ass that much in my life... in a car. Anyway,... Read More
Woah, scary. I have this idea that *all* americans have guns, so if I had been in the car I would have been terrified. And hiding. At 16 I failed my driving test and never bothered again, so I walk everywhere, but I get total pavement-rage. Don't stop in front of me if I'm walking. We have rubbish old ladies over here.
I can't believe I forgot about this one:
I went to a church camp in the ninth gradre and some kid (I don't remember his name) kept approaching my friend Mike and I asking us if we wanted to smell his finger. We just kept telling him to fuck off. He also said a few other choice things such as:
"Have you ever put anything up your butt?"
"Once I put a carrot up my butt. It made my stomach hurt."
That was the last straw so Mike and I threw sand at him.
Late night Internet conversations with Cassio>
Ghoulish (3:15:56 AM): and why dont you appear online
Ghoulish (3:16:24 AM): TO HIDE FROM THE STALKERS ON SG
ME (3:16:35 AM): That's exactly why I do it
Ghoulish (3:16:38 AM): really, then keep doing it. sg stalkers are scary
ME (3:17:00 AM): You're on my stealth mode thing. ONLY you can see me online
Ghoulish (3:17:12 AM): im... Read More
Yeah. I'm updating. Hold your applause. This is going to be short and to the point because I'm pissy right now. Yeah. I get like that. So here it goes.
Shot a second set with _Seven_ on Wednesday. I looks great. I like it better than the first one. I can't wait for you to see it. Loe was so great. She helped out alot... Read More
I'm sick of working all the time and not having any time to sit and ponder life. And also not having any time to update.
I did get to go to Bento's in Columbus with my boy, truextilxdeath Tuesday night. That was fun. I met so cool people and got to see some others that I know and whom I ABSOLUTLY enjoy talking to. (Read... Read More
Today at work, a customer came in, got drunk, and started debating politics with me and my co-workers. One of those newly 21 year olds. You know the type. Just to give you a good overall view of what was going on: all my co-workers are voting for Bush, I am not. The drunkard is voting for Kerry. The amateur debate was going alright at... Read More
There are currently five people waiting for my approval of their friendship. NONE of them has ever said a word to me. I am going to decline all of them and if they really want to be my friend then all they have to do is say hi. That's it. Very easy. This goes to everyone else who is even thinking about requesting my friendship.... Read More
which ancients do you want to scoff at the most
if you had a time machine like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventur (i think thats the one)
then you could go back in time and meet So Crates
like they did
Crazy ass weekend. Almost lost my life because of it. Well, not literally, I just almost lost a big part of my life. Just for being a drunken stupidhead. So, I apologize to everyone who was a the SG party Saturday for acting like a drunkard. I also apologize to the person that means the world to me. I love you. I did meet a... Read More