Blue Velvet.
....this movie had me saying "what the fuuuuuck....?" an average of 1.72 times per minute. the best acting was done by the senile aunt. and what the FUCK was with that terrible dialogue?? it seemed to have been written by 25 different people, without any of the 25 of them having discussed the plot with any other writer. what the fuck. seriously....
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....this movie had me saying "what the fuuuuuck....?" an average of 1.72 times per minute. the best acting was done by the senile aunt. and what the FUCK was with that terrible dialogue?? it seemed to have been written by 25 different people, without any of the 25 of them having discussed the plot with any other writer. what the fuck. seriously....
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mle:
judypatricia:
You were at SGB tonight?
this should be a happy entry about SGNY's scavenger hunt. SHOULD be. instead:
I HATE THE MOTHERFUCKING U.S. GOVERNMENT.
die, radical right-wing scumbags, die. how about i tie you up and make you slowly bleed to death while i'm naked and at it anyway?
FUCKING ASSHOLES! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
♥jess.
I HATE THE MOTHERFUCKING U.S. GOVERNMENT.
die, radical right-wing scumbags, die. how about i tie you up and make you slowly bleed to death while i'm naked and at it anyway?
FUCKING ASSHOLES! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
♥jess.
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illstabyou:
Ummm yeah ... I'll second (or like fifth) that you need to post those pictures!
misterusername:
Souka says, "Thanks."
I wouldn't worry too much about the war on porn. It's a temporary political move. These rights always ebb and flow. Generally, the flow ends up outweighing the ebb, as otherwise there would be no progress.
I could prattle on for a long time, as I'm studying obscenity and indecency law (two different things!) as it applies to the first amendment right now.
NBK66 = NERD
I wouldn't worry too much about the war on porn. It's a temporary political move. These rights always ebb and flow. Generally, the flow ends up outweighing the ebb, as otherwise there would be no progress.
I could prattle on for a long time, as I'm studying obscenity and indecency law (two different things!) as it applies to the first amendment right now.
NBK66 = NERD
dear girl-who-was-raping-my-ass-at-the-Q-&-not-U-show-last-night-for-absolutely-no-apparent-reason-whatsoever,
did you find any suspicious cancerous lumps when you were dancing up my colon? really, i figure you were so far up there i might as well save the time and money (not to mention discomfort! heaven forbid!) of having a colonoscopy if you would just tell me what you found up there.
sincerely yours,
♥jess.
p.s. you are completely tone-deaf--word to the...
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did you find any suspicious cancerous lumps when you were dancing up my colon? really, i figure you were so far up there i might as well save the time and money (not to mention discomfort! heaven forbid!) of having a colonoscopy if you would just tell me what you found up there.
sincerely yours,
♥jess.
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illstabyou:
I had chocholate covered ants once like 15 years ago and they were really good. They tasted like smashed up Nestlie Crunch Bar.
nefaria:
thanks for the words of love and understanding...
from me to you: get tested...rump rangers like your girlfriend don't often use protection
from me to you: get tested...rump rangers like your girlfriend don't often use protection
WELCOME TO MY MONSTER UPDATE!
(as this post will be FULL of lovely imagery, you have the pleasure of a spoiler, just because i'm so damn nice.
clicky-clicky to read on!
(as this post will be FULL of lovely imagery, you have the pleasure of a spoiler, just because i'm so damn nice.
clicky-clicky to read on!
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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lolablu:
So what kind of cookie are you offering?
frost:
ok...i was SO gonna read your journal, but it is WAY TO LONG! 
thank you for your comments...and i see that yes...we do have the COOLEST bday! and you are from manch...i know a lot of people from there...when were you there??
thank you for your comments...and i see that yes...we do have the COOLEST bday! and you are from manch...i know a lot of people from there...when were you there??
ugh, my sleep pattern is SO fucked up right now.
jakdlsfkdlfklsfjklsdajflsafd.
anyway.
just thought i'd share, as everyone else seems to be all asleep and whatnot.
MASSIVE UPDATE coming your way tomorrow. with pichas, foo'.
because some of you asked for it, i leave you with a link to THE MOST DISTURBING IMAGE OF ALL TIME, at least in my humble opinion. PLEASE NOTE:...
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jakdlsfkdlfklsfjklsdajflsafd.
anyway.
just thought i'd share, as everyone else seems to be all asleep and whatnot.
MASSIVE UPDATE coming your way tomorrow. with pichas, foo'.
because some of you asked for it, i leave you with a link to THE MOST DISTURBING IMAGE OF ALL TIME, at least in my humble opinion. PLEASE NOTE:...
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overshadowed:
em... yeah... ok... I concur on the most disturbing image of all time thing. Let me go hide somewhere for a bit.
krrn:
oooh dinner party!!! yayayaya!
lets do that! we can watch fraggles AND jem, cos I have both! 
lets do that! we can watch fraggles AND jem, cos I have both!
karma sucks my asshole.
i scoffed at the drawing someone had done of their still-born child (um, crrepy-wierd?) and then i saw the most disturbing image of all time, the lotus-flower nipple. i'm glad i didn't read the urban legend that went with it--the image was bad enough. and yes, i realize it's fake. doesn't matter. still fucking terrifying.
i hate you, karma.
hate.
can't...
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i scoffed at the drawing someone had done of their still-born child (um, crrepy-wierd?) and then i saw the most disturbing image of all time, the lotus-flower nipple. i'm glad i didn't read the urban legend that went with it--the image was bad enough. and yes, i realize it's fake. doesn't matter. still fucking terrifying.
i hate you, karma.
hate.
can't...
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lolablu:
Now I have to know what the lotus flower nipple is.
morrigan77:
We need to hangout when I get to NYC on October 22! I'll be there for a week! Can't wait to see you!
actual conversation betwixt my roomate and i, not 5 minutes ago (i found it terribly amusing).
"did you see the bottle caps i flattened out today? they're cool, but i can't think of what to do with them sans jewlery findings."
"nipple clamps?"
"yanno, i thought of that."
"they're sorta the same size though--you may as well write 'GOOD BEER' on your nipples."
*pause* "if...
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"did you see the bottle caps i flattened out today? they're cool, but i can't think of what to do with them sans jewlery findings."
"nipple clamps?"
"yanno, i thought of that."
"they're sorta the same size though--you may as well write 'GOOD BEER' on your nipples."
*pause* "if...
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verandi:
nalgenes are magical.
anteros:
Well 'Hello' to you as well and thanks for the comment! Yeah, the uncle thing is pretty cool. I gotta catch a flight back home this weekend to see the new squirt and spend some quality time playing with her "big" brother (he's not quite 2 ). Glad to see the appreciation for the efforts of TeamRockstar. I'm mostly the team grunt; the real kudos go to the rest of the team, but they're great people and a blast to hang with. Since you're in Brooklyn, maybe we'll officially meet next time I get off my lazy butt to visit Tmronin, Girlie and NBK66
). Glad to see the appreciation for the efforts of TeamRockstar. I'm mostly the team grunt; the real kudos go to the rest of the team, but they're great people and a blast to hang with. Since you're in Brooklyn, maybe we'll officially meet next time I get off my lazy butt to visit Tmronin, Girlie and NBK66 I'M BACK!
well.... back to SG--I'm stuck at home, packing and laundering and the like until Wednesday, when I shall (at long last) return to my fair city. my grimy, dirty, busy city. mmmmmm..... I simply cannot wait! it about time.
camp was great and all, but sometimes it's all too wholesome.... and I say this after claiming all summer that the summer camp I...
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well.... back to SG--I'm stuck at home, packing and laundering and the like until Wednesday, when I shall (at long last) return to my fair city. my grimy, dirty, busy city. mmmmmm..... I simply cannot wait! it about time.
camp was great and all, but sometimes it's all too wholesome.... and I say this after claiming all summer that the summer camp I...
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nefaria:
yay! you're back...and i'm gone...make los angeles a stop on your tour and we'll party!
vixen:
Vellllllcome back darling!!!
I FUCKING HATE MONEY.
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karebeer:
i hate the lack of it even more.... ♥
i hate the lack of it even more.... ♥
mike_doughty:
aw, thanks bay-bee
hah! i just found out i got straight As in my classes this semester, despite all the partying and all-nighters and whatnot.
i suppose this means i'm smart or something.
bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
♥jess.
i suppose this means i'm smart or something.
bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
♥jess.
pharmgirl:
Congratulations on the grades!
I haven't had straight As in years.
I haven't had straight As in years.
stella_marie:
see- you should go out more often