i hate feeling like this! 
or this...
or this...
or this...
and i think i've got all of them right now. taxes can blow me, not sleeping can kiss my ass, and computer viruses can bugger off!
if i get all this taken care of and fixed i'll be back in force tomorrow or thursday... otherwise... you guys'll have to pine.
or at least pretend...
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or this...
or this...
or this...
and i think i've got all of them right now. taxes can blow me, not sleeping can kiss my ass, and computer viruses can bugger off!
if i get all this taken care of and fixed i'll be back in force tomorrow or thursday... otherwise... you guys'll have to pine.
or at least pretend...
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i fall behind again... sorry guys. i still love you... and i'll bake us cookies. we can all huddle around in pajamas in my living room, talking of memories long since past and plotting to poison that girl at work who always wants to talk to me when she gets wasted... but never wants to talk nice... hot damn. i have this feeling like this...
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jennirae:
Shit!! our love is dying...just like all my sea monkeys!!!!
caddi56:
I have nice eyes and nice calves. I hate my belly .
On a woman I like their hair and hands.
did that thong make me look fat ?
On a woman I like their hair and hands.
did that thong make me look fat ?
hey kids! are you having a good time to day? i'm having a hum-ding-dang-dilly of a good time today!
no, wait... seriously... i have about twenty minutes before i have to leave for work... and my e.t.a. home? approximately four in the morning. what... the... fuck...? how did i manage to back myself into THAT corner? i mean, yeah, i need the money, but is...
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no, wait... seriously... i have about twenty minutes before i have to leave for work... and my e.t.a. home? approximately four in the morning. what... the... fuck...? how did i manage to back myself into THAT corner? i mean, yeah, i need the money, but is...
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elvgrenink:
I miss you toooooo, my estranged wife 
mrginger:
You can get mooshy on me anytime you like
today was an awkward day... there were bad vibes everywhere i went and i don't know why. i hope i didn't bring them in with me...
there's been a lot of random violence and senseless acts. nothing i've been involved in thank god, but friends of mine being hurt... property wrecked and stolen... ignorance surfacing. it must be spring.
but enough of such blather! where's...
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there's been a lot of random violence and senseless acts. nothing i've been involved in thank god, but friends of mine being hurt... property wrecked and stolen... ignorance surfacing. it must be spring.
but enough of such blather! where's...
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thejuanupsman:
ok so I know this is going to really make me sound like the world's most computer illiterate moron, but I was trying to figure out why it never seems to save my favorite suicide girls (you of course being THE favorite) and i couldn't figure it out and i was going to try to go to your journal to ask you if you knew why it wasnt working and umm... i ummm.
accidently deleted you from my friends again... which makes me really sad cuz, i ummm want to be your friend and cuz the damn site is making fun of me again so if you could pleeeaseeeeeee ask me to be your friend again that would be great oh and i thougt of another thing that makes me smile
all the bunnies I see when i am riding my bike and how cute they look running away and how it makes me smile even though I feel bad cuz i think terrified bunnies look cute when they run away
ok time for bed I think I will be seeing you tommorrow, cant wait They need a ninja smiley just for you
accidently deleted you from my friends again... which makes me really sad cuz, i ummm want to be your friend and cuz the damn site is making fun of me again so if you could pleeeaseeeeeee ask me to be your friend again that would be great oh and i thougt of another thing that makes me smile
all the bunnies I see when i am riding my bike and how cute they look running away and how it makes me smile even though I feel bad cuz i think terrified bunnies look cute when they run away
ok time for bed I think I will be seeing you tommorrow, cant wait
They need a ninja smiley just for you
thejuanupsman:
Heh, You are so damn cute 
see ya in a bit
see ya in a bit you... guys... are my best friends! through thick and thin! we'll always be together! four of a kind, having fun all day... palin' around, and laughing away... just beeeeest friends... best friends are we!
you know why that had to happen? because i still haven't slept... (you can ask my friend mark if you don't believe me). and if you don't know what that's funny,...
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you know why that had to happen? because i still haven't slept... (you can ask my friend mark if you don't believe me). and if you don't know what that's funny,...
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rumrunner:
It is a sad day when a tender morsal like you can't get a shag.Hmmm someone get me a flight schedual cause this kitten has a spanking coming to her meowwwww
wooo I guess the lack of sleep is getting to me aswell time to crack open another jolt.
meowwwww
wooo I guess the lack of sleep is getting to me aswell time to crack open another jolt.
cineman:
I feel PRETTY...oh so PRETTY...
yay!
yay!
survey: just how much of a geek am i, really? be honest... or lie. the ball is pretty much in you guys' court.
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cineman:
Thanks, darlin'! Now you know how I feel when I visit YOUR page!
sillyzebra:
please check ur email ......
today i lost an hour. fuck that hour, and damn the farmers for stealing my time as i sleep! although i guess i could thank them for this delicious broccolli that i wish i had...
and i never know about it... until im an hour late for work.
hehehe... wait... that's funny, and at my expense! score one for me! against me? for me!
if...
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and i never know about it... until im an hour late for work.
hehehe... wait... that's funny, and at my expense! score one for me! against me? for me!
if...
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paullieboy:
benni you are so fucking awesome...you're great
you are one of my favorites
you are one of my favorites
okay, guys, i really think i have some bizarre sleeping disorder... it's almost four in the morning, and i've been up since... say... nine... and then only running on about three hours... but why? i just don't know...
so a couple of things you should know about me when i'm tired: i'm suddenly not funny, and my brain shuts off. it's sexy in a weird...
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so a couple of things you should know about me when i'm tired: i'm suddenly not funny, and my brain shuts off. it's sexy in a weird...
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soeffinhappy:
Oh and don't worry about responding to my comments, I'll make up my own repsonses and say they're from you.
nirrti:
Hi. I was wondering what's in your arm? I can best see it in #16, but I can't tell what it is other than round. Is it some kind of birth control I don't know about? Some bionic implant? A tracking device for the FBI? What?!
You're set is awesome by the way
You're set is awesome by the way
okay guys... i'm up before noon. now, before you applaud and shower me with praise as i assume you will, you must realize this is only because i have to work AT noon... because i was up until five, it's a gutsy move on my part. so if this makes even less sense than usual...
hehe... first, i know i've done this before, but (hehe,...
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hehe... first, i know i've done this before, but (hehe,...
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xhavokx:
i think i do laundry like 5 times a week
tinyelvis:
Time too spare! Time too kill.... Some day..... Same where! We'll find a new way of living...
TinyE
TinyE
how come when you bake a pot pie in the oven it turns nuclear? i put the fucking thing in for as long as they told me to... i read the instructions and went, "hey, instructions, that's a good idea. i'm going to follow you." even let it stand for fifteen minutes... and i'm so hungry i keep trying to chow it... and burning myself....
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amatul:
hee hee hee your comments are a riot to read - the funniest people read Benni!
another topic - have you ever met/worked with Midori? she's atrip and a half, and has a loopy fun scense of humor like your writing
warm regards
another topic - have you ever met/worked with Midori? she's atrip and a half, and has a loopy fun scense of humor like your writing
warm regards
hati:
Hey, you're more than welcome. And I wouldn't expect you to respond to all the comments on your set, but it's sweet that you did. ANd yes, my speechlessness was because I really couldn't think of the words to describe just how . . . impressed I was.
The Meadowlands is a huge concert venue that gets all the big acts. I had a joke written about Springsteen in there, but changed it. I mean, I have never heard of anyone saying they're really happy becuase they bought a place right next to the coliseum.
Congrats on getting your set up.
And I have to say I really like that you wrote a journal entry centered around the dangers of a radioactively hot pit pie.
The Meadowlands is a huge concert venue that gets all the big acts. I had a joke written about Springsteen in there, but changed it. I mean, I have never heard of anyone saying they're really happy becuase they bought a place right next to the coliseum.
Congrats on getting your set up.
And I have to say I really like that you wrote a journal entry centered around the dangers of a radioactively hot pit pie.
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