today is mutant arm day... fuck. i'm spent.
woke up at seven, had to be at the clinic at eight fifteen. left there at approximately ten thirty. yooooowch.
we took a break in between lasers today; i think that made it worse.
stupid arm.
i wish i were more interesting, but instead i'm going to go to bed... this kiiiiiiiiills. love you guys...
wish me...
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woke up at seven, had to be at the clinic at eight fifteen. left there at approximately ten thirty. yooooowch.
we took a break in between lasers today; i think that made it worse.
stupid arm.
i wish i were more interesting, but instead i'm going to go to bed... this kiiiiiiiiills. love you guys...
wish me...
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melodic_on_1200s:
Hello my sweet slurpee
tjaden:
hope all went well. 
today is saturday! 
but i work. damn. but you just wait until monday... *shakes fist* that's right... monday. bloody monday.
(that's the day i love you more than any other day!)
somebody send me some helping hamsters... you know... to get through the night. i need sustenance.
luff you!
BOOTY!
p.s. Tegan, i'm carrying your baby! and it's kicking me! yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! i like your...
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but i work. damn. but you just wait until monday... *shakes fist* that's right... monday. bloody monday.
(that's the day i love you more than any other day!)
somebody send me some helping hamsters... you know... to get through the night. i need sustenance.
luff you!
BOOTY!
p.s. Tegan, i'm carrying your baby! and it's kicking me! yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! i like your...
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sillyzebra:
im soo tired i thought i posted on here already and came back to edit it...lolo.....
im just leaving work...
oh yea... I know a secret !!!!!!
im just leaving work...
oh yea... I know a secret !!!!!!
thejuanupsman:
Good luck today, I will be sending you my love and good thoughts all day. Miss you.
friday is upon us... and it burns. IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
no, wait... it's nice. i take it back.
so if i can just get through this weekend... i'm coming up on a couple of weeks off. and it's going to rock my socks. they have kittens on them! i work the closing shift tonight, go out of town tomorrow night (eta home: 5am), have an appointment...
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no, wait... it's nice. i take it back.
so if i can just get through this weekend... i'm coming up on a couple of weeks off. and it's going to rock my socks. they have kittens on them! i work the closing shift tonight, go out of town tomorrow night (eta home: 5am), have an appointment...
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thecowboy:
dont you ever get down to mpls anymore??..damn its fun there. miss it lots. teach me to be the best male stripper ever.
argos:
that entry is a masterwork of absurdity.
dammit... appointment cancelled again. nothing left to do here but break in the new vibrator.
hold my calls.
BOOTY!
p.s. i'm pregnant with Tegan's child.
hold my calls.
BOOTY!
p.s. i'm pregnant with Tegan's child.
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thecowboy:
i love my new vibrator too..i love to slap friends with it.
drnecessitor:
Getcha rocks off 
dear friends,
hello! it's been so long since we've sat down and had a nice chat! it feels like ages, but of course, that's probably my fault. it always is. the fact of the matter is simply this... i've been busy searching for my soulmate... in sheep form, of course... because i needs to hump me some livestock! there are few things better than gently...
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hello! it's been so long since we've sat down and had a nice chat! it feels like ages, but of course, that's probably my fault. it always is. the fact of the matter is simply this... i've been busy searching for my soulmate... in sheep form, of course... because i needs to hump me some livestock! there are few things better than gently...
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scatmonkey:
BORN FREEEEEE.....
grizz3rd:
I just wanted to say
duluth today. fuck me in the goat ass.
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danielle:
alright your from minneapolis too. your beautiful, i'm a new suicide girl . just wanted to say hi!
paleenchantress:
love you lots doll !
sunday, bloody sunday... well, i guess now it's monday, so that's the end of that... 
it's been a hectic week... the next one just starting. i haven't been getting any sleep and i feel like i'm being pulled in a thousand directions... it seems like everyone's having a rough time, and i want to be there for all of my friends... anyone who needs me......
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it's been a hectic week... the next one just starting. i haven't been getting any sleep and i feel like i'm being pulled in a thousand directions... it seems like everyone's having a rough time, and i want to be there for all of my friends... anyone who needs me......
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emiloo:
Hahaha, u know, ever since u cleared up the whole heroin misconception, it is pretty funny when u talk about it
eyepatchless:
never a let down in adventure when I venture to read your journal....you crack it up
sunday, bloody sunday... well, i guess now it's monday, so that's the end of that...
it's been a hectic week... the next one just starting. i haven't been getting any sleep and i feel like i'm being pulled in a thousand directions... it seems like everyone's having a rough time, and i want to be there for all of my friends... anyone who needs me......
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it's been a hectic week... the next one just starting. i haven't been getting any sleep and i feel like i'm being pulled in a thousand directions... it seems like everyone's having a rough time, and i want to be there for all of my friends... anyone who needs me......
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relapsed_eric:
a firecracker, a firehose, a fire engine, a fire extinguisher
a hummingbird, a harmonica, a harmonium, a herring
a kazoo, a katana, kirby puckett, ky jelly
pudding, a policeman, a parachute, a porche
a samurai, sunshine, smoke, saffron.
can i just take a nap on your ass?
a hummingbird, a harmonica, a harmonium, a herring
a kazoo, a katana, kirby puckett, ky jelly
pudding, a policeman, a parachute, a porche
a samurai, sunshine, smoke, saffron.
can i just take a nap on your ass?
twwly:
I want to pick my favourite blister!
they took... my... squeeeeezing arm.... my squeeezing aaaaaarm....? WHY MY SQUEEEEEEEEEEZINGARM...?!
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thejuanupsman:
Yay, I won!!!!!!!! 
thejuanupsman:
Have I told you lately how much you rock, you are the best, I heart you so much. I was so giddy on the way home I was laughing. ok lets be honest giggling, so hard on the way home, remembering funny things, that people were staring and I amost crashed my bike..
Twice.
You are a dangerous girl but i
You!!!
Twice.
You are a dangerous girl but i
You!!!tell me who i am... i'm lost... confused... i need to scream, break things, cry... i want to burn everything i own and give everyone the finger and just disappear...
i want to be consoled... i want to be filled, fixed, okay... i don't want anyone near me, no one to touch me or give me that smile... that one that says you fucked up...
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i want to be consoled... i want to be filled, fixed, okay... i don't want anyone near me, no one to touch me or give me that smile... that one that says you fucked up...
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jayden:
Howabout you rub your danger zone all over MY danger zone, and we call it even?
ciel:
i know how you feel Benni, but soon as things go shit, sometimes, something good happens. make you keep focused, or you might miss it