you... guys... are my best friends! through thick and thin! we'll always be together! four of a kind, having fun all day... palin' around, and laughing away... just beeeeest friends... best friends are we!
you know why that had to happen? because i still haven't slept... (you can ask my friend mark if you don't believe me). and if you don't know what that's funny,...
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you know why that had to happen? because i still haven't slept... (you can ask my friend mark if you don't believe me). and if you don't know what that's funny,...
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survey: just how much of a geek am i, really? be honest... or lie. the ball is pretty much in you guys' court.
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cineman:
Thanks, darlin'! Now you know how I feel when I visit YOUR page! 
sillyzebra:
please check ur email ......
today i lost an hour. fuck that hour, and damn the farmers for stealing my time as i sleep! although i guess i could thank them for this delicious broccolli that i wish i had...
and i never know about it... until im an hour late for work.
hehehe... wait... that's funny, and at my expense! score one for me! against me? for me!
if...
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and i never know about it... until im an hour late for work.
hehehe... wait... that's funny, and at my expense! score one for me! against me? for me!
if...
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paullieboy:
benni you are so fucking awesome...you're great
you are one of my favorites
you are one of my favorites
okay, guys, i really think i have some bizarre sleeping disorder... it's almost four in the morning, and i've been up since... say... nine... and then only running on about three hours... but why? i just don't know...
so a couple of things you should know about me when i'm tired: i'm suddenly not funny, and my brain shuts off. it's sexy in a weird...
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so a couple of things you should know about me when i'm tired: i'm suddenly not funny, and my brain shuts off. it's sexy in a weird...
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soeffinhappy:
Oh and don't worry about responding to my comments, I'll make up my own repsonses and say they're from you.
nirrti:
Hi. I was wondering what's in your arm? I can best see it in #16, but I can't tell what it is other than round. Is it some kind of birth control I don't know about? Some bionic implant? A tracking device for the FBI? What?!
You're set is awesome by the way
You're set is awesome by the way
okay guys... i'm up before noon. now, before you applaud and shower me with praise as i assume you will, you must realize this is only because i have to work AT noon... because i was up until five, it's a gutsy move on my part. so if this makes even less sense than usual...
hehe... first, i know i've done this before, but (hehe,...
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xhavokx:
i think i do laundry like 5 times a week
tinyelvis:
Time too spare! Time too kill.... Some day..... Same where! We'll find a new way of living...
TinyE
TinyE
how come when you bake a pot pie in the oven it turns nuclear? i put the fucking thing in for as long as they told me to... i read the instructions and went, "hey, instructions, that's a good idea. i'm going to follow you." even let it stand for fifteen minutes... and i'm so hungry i keep trying to chow it... and burning myself....
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amatul:
hee hee hee your comments are a riot to read - the funniest people read Benni!
another topic - have you ever met/worked with Midori? she's atrip and a half, and has a loopy fun scense of humor like your writing
warm regards
another topic - have you ever met/worked with Midori? she's atrip and a half, and has a loopy fun scense of humor like your writing
warm regards
hati:
Hey, you're more than welcome. And I wouldn't expect you to respond to all the comments on your set, but it's sweet that you did. ANd yes, my speechlessness was because I really couldn't think of the words to describe just how . . . impressed I was.
The Meadowlands is a huge concert venue that gets all the big acts. I had a joke written about Springsteen in there, but changed it. I mean, I have never heard of anyone saying they're really happy becuase they bought a place right next to the coliseum.
Congrats on getting your set up.
And I have to say I really like that you wrote a journal entry centered around the dangers of a radioactively hot pit pie.
The Meadowlands is a huge concert venue that gets all the big acts. I had a joke written about Springsteen in there, but changed it. I mean, I have never heard of anyone saying they're really happy becuase they bought a place right next to the coliseum.
Congrats on getting your set up.
And I have to say I really like that you wrote a journal entry centered around the dangers of a radioactively hot pit pie.
hehe... pirates like boo-tay too. it's true, really. i told someone once that they ( ) were after my booty, and she winked and said they weren't the only one... so i was like, shit, better put on a belt! hehe. i'm a dork.
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) were after my booty, and she winked and said they weren't the only one... so i was like, shit, better put on a belt! hehe. i'm a dork.
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miss_magenta:
i ♥ you.
evil:
hey girl! nice tat's and nice set! i wish you woula smiled, tho! i bet you have a great smile! 
...and i shoulda known you were a scorpio...dangerous-jus my type!
...and i shoulda known you were a scorpio...dangerous-jus my type!
so monday has come again, and once more, i'm in duluth. and i'll tell you something about duluth... they don't like me here. it might be collective, it might be in my head, but i'm BORED! on the up and up, it means i get to sit in the back room and try to fight my shitty connection so i can reach all of you....
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gtx:
Wow, please come to SF and shake it here. I'll wait.
Skivvies...<shiver>
Pirates like boo-tay too.
Skivvies...<shiver>
Pirates like boo-tay too.
today has been a fantastic day. my set is finally up (i'm a real suicide girl!), i picked up my snake (his name is professor tad), and i only had to work for two hours! everything is coming up milhouse! er, benni. hehe...
chicken!
pirate!!!
this is so effin' cool! wow. thank you everyone for the great feedback... i hope you enjoyed the set as...
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chicken!
pirate!!!
this is so effin' cool! wow. thank you everyone for the great feedback... i hope you enjoyed the set as...
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coheed:
i didnt know anything like that came out of minasota but im glad you did, i dont ussually like s&m but you could kick the shit out of me and i would ask for more
thora:
Doesn't keep me from loving them, either. My ex-gf had one, and every time I go to my snake-having friends' houses, I spend the whole visit wrapped up in their snakes!!! I think it was a king on tV, actually...
low fat truth syrup... is there anything more arousing? maybe... unless...
what do you say when you're still awake and it's five thirty in the morning? i guess... you sit around trying to think of things to do... and it gets kind of tough... thinking, i mean. when it's this early... late... learly? earate? i guess i don't know...
seven minutes have passed since i...
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what do you say when you're still awake and it's five thirty in the morning? i guess... you sit around trying to think of things to do... and it gets kind of tough... thinking, i mean. when it's this early... late... learly? earate? i guess i don't know...
seven minutes have passed since i...
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paleenchantress:
OOoooOooOoO congrads gorgeous ! you are so sexxy and erotically gorgeous ! i wanna be your prom date...someday
punknitemike:
congrats on yr set going up... you are oh so pretty!!!
hey my precious little chitlins! that's right. i said chitlins... i'm off to work again on what should prove to be another fun filled adventure... but because today involves some travel, i don't know if my wireless is going to be in working order... suggestions for not missing me too much include (but are not limited to) thinking profusely of me while watching the nature...
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andromeda:
HA. Have u seen the fake vagina they use on animal planet for the studs?
jennirae:
hey you gorgeous bitch....we will shop...shop till we are exhausted...then we will cuddle and play with makeup...I will do you and you can do me...I mean makeup of course!!!!mwahahahahhaha(my evil rapist laugh).....by the way...you need more pics up cuz your so damn hot
wooo I guess the lack of sleep is getting to me aswell time to crack open another jolt.
yay!