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*gasp* i think i'm addicted to severed heads!

*GASP* i think I'M a severed head! eeek

but hey, fuck it. severed heads can love you guys too, so it can't be all bad. wink

skull skull robot love love love surreal shocked confused whatever love love love love love whatever confused shocked surreal love love love robot skull skull
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ashleigh0787:
severed heads rock. love
thecowboy:
severed heads?..you sure youre not into drugs, sister??..ha.
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i had nightmares last night... a lot of scattered imagery to be sure, but goddamn... i have nightmares probably too much, so you'd think i'd be used to it. damn kids. here's a list of repeated imagery/scenarios in my dreams. feel free to analyze (and feel free to be hilarious, as you children often are. just another reason i love you so):

i'm a chainsmoker....
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silencenoir:
Those are so creepy nightmares! Yikes. Don't stuff your face too much before bed next time wink

Lovely set, and awesome ink.
thejuanupsman:
Good morning. Just thinking of you as I leave for work. Maybe because I am running late? shocked Anyway have a great day. Heart you.
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well spank my ass and call me debbie. or... you know, dont spank my ass and call me benni instead, since i'll probably respond a little better to that one. eh. whatever works for you.

i'm tired... oh so tired. i got four hours of fitful sleep... on my floor. i was trying to stay up all night, in a juvenile attempt to stay up......
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jonnytrrrash7:
thanks for sharing the rejected set-it was probably too candid/artsy/vulnerable for hq, but we all enjoyed the hell out of it...loved the first/last/#43 pics...and that pic of you smiking is priceless!!!

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thejuanupsman:
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"if i were your appendages, i would hold open your eyes..."

if my appendages were holding open MY eyes, i'd bash 'em good against the walls or the coffee table or something. fuck their mutiny.

i've been scarce, i know, and my time today is limited too... but i think tomorrow might be a good one... but... goddamn. i live. and just because you guys...
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comicking:
edited for content reposted next journal entry



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comicking:
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sweet christ! yesterday practically everything that could go wrong did go wrong... everyone says they have days like that, but i'm not so sure... it makes me want to pee myself as a self defense mechanism, but then panic immediately afterwards because i no longer have clean pants. shocked

so sweet christ, i get to duluth (which hates me, i assure you) and i realized i...
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moralitydies:
I was looking through your set for like the buzzilionth time, and saw this. I had never noticed it before. Excuse my ignorance, but what is it? mad
thejuanupsman:
I know smile
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slept in. late again. they're mad at me, oh so mad... mad one day i will wake up and time will be on my side, and everything will go my way, and it will be Benni's day... like that time on march 14th when we declared it todd's day... and everything went his way because we deemed it so.

late. gotta go. duluth, so i wont...
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johnnyxcliche:
The Princess Bride references make me h0tt...I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father...prepare to die...INCONCEIVABLE!!!...ok, I'll stop now...and buy a damned alarm clock girl, you can't be late every day...that just sounded wrong...sorry...have a good day, and leave the nuns alone...they're just sweet misguided old ladies...
makaveli:
I aint no killa but dont push me
revenge is like the sweetest joy
next to getting pussy miao!!

Do you mean there is another way to live besides by the sword?
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and i did it again. the whole entry lost. fuck. as if i weren't already pissed enough.

it's three... just woke up. i have to work at five. i could be mad about it, but hell... at least i don't close tonight. i have to go to the gym... it's important to me that i do that... because then i'm sweaty. and what's better?

melancholy...
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thejuanupsman:
hey thanks for the talk. I am playing hooky again. Been so bad lately but heh I dont really care. Hate being at work tired. Hope you have a good day. And they are not shaped funny. love
meranda:
your humor is the best humor, hands down.
i will take a pretty gray day over an exploded mouse anytime. yicky...exploded mouse bits... puke
okay now to get that image out of the ol' brain: *thinks about the panties you're offering*...well done. biggrin
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holy cactus burn covered midget, batman! what the hell is going on?!

i wake up (approximately three hours later than i intended to, of course...) and i sign on to check the e-mail, and of course am drawn to this site, my perpetual love in cyberspace...

one of the few places i'm comfortable (i've also been known to curl up inside of other peoples' pants)......
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lordmatt:
....most women who've shown me their boobies wind up hating me after a couple of months X_x ...evil ex's...*grumble*

but i have the utmost (sp?) faith in you my dear ...you've always been so good to me...so so good to me love

sorry i'm in a perverted mood today oh and you should take your brother to Canada!!!!! Women there are hot and you gotta love that slightly different drinking age wink WHOOP WHOOP!!

...okay now I crave something to drink...but that won't do me any good...i get so flirtacious when I drink *shrug*

take care and get plenty of beauty rest smile

bok!!!!111one111
meranda:
awww you deserve pages upon pages of comments! and i think everyone here is equally if not more than glad we've seen your boobs. haha.
actually i am more glad that i can read what you write. no, really! and and and...oh sorry i can't help out at all with the suggesting of places to take your bro on a trip to...
i'm always partial to boston though. oh hey! there's an idea! woohoo.
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holy crap. so... my last day off (that sounds so sad, the last one...) and it's already three thirty. what does that mean to me? i'm not rightly sure... i suppose it means that i go back to work tomorrow... damn kids... with... the...

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BOOBIES! love

so my plans right now: shower, followed by some brief but vigorous masturbation...

followed by more accupuncture.

shit......
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johnnyxcliche:
That makes me love you even more that you fooled everyone, including myself, into thinking you're a heroin junkie...people automatically assume that I'm some big tough mean biker guy who'll kick your teeth in for talking to me...all because I have a few tattoos...like 28 of them, or something...but at least my friends know i'm nice...sort of...
thejuanupsman:
good morning. I finally got some sleep. Yaaaayyyyyy 3 whole hours. Now i wanna go someplace but I don't want to be wet when I get there mad . So I shared some of your jokes and nobody gets em frown morons whatever

Except for the carrot one which my daughter assures me is just as funny as the orange one. smile

By the way she wants to know if you get the emo kid joke? I think she just wants me to explain it to you so you will think she is mean & twisted. lol trying so hard lately to be hardcore shocked
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Dear Friends,

would you like to look as happy as me...? if so, send one dollar to "Happy Dude..." er...

ho... ly... fuck. they're testing the fire alarms, and i about had a fucking heart attack. right now. bastards. they think everyone's at work...? i'll stab em! *stabbing motion*

fuck. that was terrifying.

i'm on my way to an accupuncture appointment... this is my first...
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thejuanupsman:
damn Zebra trying to outlove me mad love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love kiss blush Miss you. hope you are feeling better smile
thecowboy:
no heroin sammiches, then?..how bout some acupuncture on my butt?..benni benni benni..throw a stone in the lake for this amazed if you can.
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Dear me,

how have you been? it's been awhile since we've had a chance to sit down and talk. sometimes you're just too busy for me, and i can't get a word in edgewise...

i really must insist that you do the laundry. there's a whole bunch of it, all of your clothes really, and it would be really great if you could just hop...
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scuderiaferrari:
i just thumbed through your previous journal entry. that is a funny account regarding porn shop behavior. if you ever want to scare a grown man to death, look him in the eye while he is shopping for smut
sehkh:
wow i need to do that to myself one day... *glances over at his LARGE pile of dirty cloths.... ill get to that.. eventually. yes, please stay off that knee before i tony harding it tongue that will teach ya! lol jk love but anyway, pass the bag of chips, you chip hog!!
- bok

...im starving up in this biznitch...