got tattooed yesterday... we started shading the soft underbelly of my arm. i sat for about four hours and then pussed out. hmm. never done that before.
this morning i woke up and puked; my arm really hurts. it makes me whimper a little so i hopped in the car to go to the pharmacy and grab some ibuprofen.
on the freeway i came around...
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this morning i woke up and puked; my arm really hurts. it makes me whimper a little so i hopped in the car to go to the pharmacy and grab some ibuprofen.
on the freeway i came around...
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trocc:
wow, that's no fun. i hope you're able to shake it off...
swiss_miss:
i fucking hate suv's.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I CAN GET ONTO SUICIDEGIRLS AGAIN! thanks in part (i'm not sure what did it, so i'm going to thank everyone who tried to help me out on this one) billybillybilly, DrStinkypants, comicking, thejuanupsman, and scatmonkey who, by the way, is leaving me here sobbing in the corner like a little girl. you fuck.
BUT! somehow, i'm going to get...
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thejuanupsman:
hmm hopefully this wont get lost in the haystack. I miss you. 
See you soon I hope.
See you soon I hope.
drstinkypants:
jesus tits. so many pages to scroll though...
i cant even remember what i came in here to say. if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party ida stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
but then the potatoes would be all "is it in yet?"
and id be all "oh its in alright!!!.... but im done"
and then the potatoes would just be like "fuck man, im mashed potatoes, i cant even talk you fucking insecure psychopath"
and id be strong on the outside, but crying on the inside, where the feelings are
*quivers lip*
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the fucking sun is up and i need to go to sleep as i am now equally tired and caffienated from delicious Coca-Cola Classic: Enjoy one today! :thumbs up!:
i cant even remember what i came in here to say. if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party ida stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
but then the potatoes would be all "is it in yet?"
and id be all "oh its in alright!!!.... but im done"
and then the potatoes would just be like "fuck man, im mashed potatoes, i cant even talk you fucking insecure psychopath"
and id be strong on the outside, but crying on the inside, where the feelings are
*quivers lip*
this comment has be brought to you by:
the fucking sun is up and i need to go to sleep as i am now equally tired and caffienated from delicious Coca-Cola Classic: Enjoy one today! :thumbs up!:
soooo... wow. it's not monday anymore, but it sure feels like it. time has winked by and i don't know where it went... although i just slept away 14 hours of it. i woke up and almost fell over...
i had nightmares the whole time... they were terrifying, but oddly beautiful...
i stubbed my toe when i stumbled out of bed.
snakie has been really...
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i had nightmares the whole time... they were terrifying, but oddly beautiful...
i stubbed my toe when i stumbled out of bed.
snakie has been really...
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suiclide:
happy independence day
brought to you in part by ....me
have fun
brought to you in part by ....me
have fun
drstinkypants:
i stubbed my toe when i stumbled out of bed.
ive been staring at that sentance for about 5 minutes. there is something interesting about it but i dont know what. it has an interesting rhythm or something.
you are oh so poetic benni
anyways happy july 4th
ive been staring at that sentance for about 5 minutes. there is something interesting about it but i dont know what. it has an interesting rhythm or something.
you are oh so poetic benni
anyways happy july 4th
holy crap, it's... *gasp* ... monday.
back to work with me. sweet jesus. i haven't done any of my stretches, or sauntered around in my heels for two weeks. this is gonna be a disaster.
in other news, leaving houston made me cry... weeeell... leaving houston's weather didn't make me cry, but...
im all bedazzled. (yowch!) i miss apnea... she and mr. picnic were hundreds...
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back to work with me. sweet jesus. i haven't done any of my stretches, or sauntered around in my heels for two weeks. this is gonna be a disaster.
in other news, leaving houston made me cry... weeeell... leaving houston's weather didn't make me cry, but...
im all bedazzled. (yowch!) i miss apnea... she and mr. picnic were hundreds...
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danielle:
that is a beautiful picture!
glad you had so much fun.
glad you had so much fun.
jonnytrrrash7:
happy 4th!
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booksartyoume:
Damn, now excuse me but this is a picnic that none if intelligent would want to miss, and all would beg to be invited.
good thoughts for you day,
timothy
good thoughts for you day,
timothy
marginalki:
brilliant, just brilliant
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comicking:
aaaah heh (do it whiney like a baby)! Its beyond sunday and still no details... oh well, i guess its expected.
I'll be off wednesday, consolidating all my loose change to go see Spider-Man 2 on day one, I'll check the schedule later today to see where you'll be, or if you'll be
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I'll be off wednesday, consolidating all my loose change to go see Spider-Man 2 on day one, I'll check the schedule later today to see where you'll be, or if you'll be
.
so kids, today is wednesday.
i'm leaving for houston today; i'm terrified of flying and i think my internet withdrawal won't help my shakes...
but! for the love of random fun, leave me joy! i return on sunday... i dont know if i'll have any access at all before then... i'm going to be hella busy... but flood my journal with... stuff. in the spirit...
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i'm leaving for houston today; i'm terrified of flying and i think my internet withdrawal won't help my shakes...
but! for the love of random fun, leave me joy! i return on sunday... i dont know if i'll have any access at all before then... i'm going to be hella busy... but flood my journal with... stuff. in the spirit...
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the_gentleman:
What?! Why was I told? You're coming to my town without me knowing? DAMN IT!! ha ha
Well, maybe I'll 'randomly' bump into you. Hope you have a great time in all the rainy weather...
Well, maybe I'll 'randomly' bump into you.
Hope you have a great time in all the rainy weather...
troublemaker:
I'm dancin' like a monkey!!!
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click_here:
oh and drugs are bad
drstinkypants:
ok, sorry about the jackassery. i got the message.
im a bit slow sometimes
but i you
im a bit slow sometimes
but i
you
today is monday! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! i stay up too late, i sleep in too long, i dont eat enough and what i eat is crap, and i have to go to the gym. but... for the first time in... uh... ten months? MY APARTMENT IS CLEAN! YESS!
i'm going to treat myself. somehow. oh, and i'm planning to go on a juice fast. time to detox...
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i'm going to treat myself. somehow. oh, and i'm planning to go on a juice fast. time to detox...
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relapsed_eric:
i have a photo shoot with King Gordy, Bonecrusher, and D12 this afternoon and i could use a lady or two to accompany me...i already have one hooked up, but let me know if you are interested...the shots will be published in November/December's issue of Strip Club magazine...a hip hop magazine out of FLA.
just a quick thought if you're not working.
just a quick thought if you're not working.
evil:
's
'sso i says to mabel, i says...
okay, you caught me. i says nothing. it's four twenty in the morning, i can't sleep... so i thought i'd post something funny and witty... then i realized it's four twenty in the morning and i have nothing to say. wheeeeeeeeee!
the professor is sunning himself on his rock, like a true lady.
i've been cleaning all weekend......
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okay, you caught me. i says nothing. it's four twenty in the morning, i can't sleep... so i thought i'd post something funny and witty... then i realized it's four twenty in the morning and i have nothing to say. wheeeeeeeeee!
the professor is sunning himself on his rock, like a true lady.
i've been cleaning all weekend......
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moralitydies:
hey, sorry i didnt get to my phone last night. for some strange reason my phone didnt ring, and i didnt get your message till this morning. i didnt want to call you in the morning because you may be asleep. give me a shout in my journal when you are up and moving, and i will call you when i get a second here at work.
i dig your ability to talk to voice mail like its a real person. 
i dig your ability to talk to voice mail like its a real person.
scatmonkey:
Fight that kitchen, Benni. Fight it on the beaches. Fight it in the air. Give it no quarter, for it shall give you none.
*plays vaguely patriotic song on bagpipes*
Damn. Ya know. It's times like this I wish I knew how to play the bagpipes. Whenever I've tried it sounds like I'm straggling a gopher. A big gopher, bear in mind, but a gopher nonetheless.
Know that I ♥ you and your mutant arm.
*plays vaguely patriotic song on bagpipes*
Damn. Ya know. It's times like this I wish I knew how to play the bagpipes. Whenever I've tried it sounds like I'm straggling a gopher. A big gopher, bear in mind, but a gopher nonetheless.
Know that I ♥ you and your mutant arm.
benni:
She said i didn't have enough...
riso:
Very niec pictures.Very natural.Thanks for sharing.
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rumrunner:
mmmm I love a woman with scabs & scars 
thejuanupsman:
I am a lot better now. Tonight was good for me. I heart you too.