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Alas it has finally happened. My friend has found out that his gf cheated on him with me before they broke up. Even though in the beginning it was not really my decision, I obviously did nothing to stop it so I'm feeling pretty bastardly right about now.

It is not all bad I guess, he has constantly been on drugs for the past several...
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Well I plead innocent, because I believe I am. Now I must appear for a pre-trial hearing on Febuary 14th. This raises several issues:

1. Febuary 14th is over 5 months away, and this is just a pre-trial hearing (hopefully such a simple matter can be settled there). Considering when I actually got the ticket, it's going to be 6 months to resolve the issue...
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So the house painters thought it would be real cute to paint the antenna on my car red. Well I think it's going to be real cute when I slit their fucking throats and paint the rest of the car to match.

Heads will roll.

Sunday is a marvelous, no...magnificent day. It is the day of bacon and eggs, bluegrass and coffee. A day when I can cast off worldly taint, and relish in the glory which is the life of a southern gentleman. I am reminded however, that I am severely lacking in white linen suits. Unfortunately this is a problem which may only be remedied by employment.

This...
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Still no job. The struggle against apathy grows harder every day.

I would go sell my body for easy cash but I'm worried about stepping in on some pimp's territory and getting my kneecaps broken. Maybe I'll just be a cop and dispense my own brand of vigilante justice while at the same time cleaning up the system from the inside.

That reminds me, this...
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Don't be surprised if after Sep. 11 I turn evil. It is not anything to do with terrorism or politics. That is my court date for the ticket I got yesterday for running a stop sign. Problem is, I am positive that I stopped at that sign. Not once, but twice since I was behind another car. Even if for some reason I thought the...
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Just to show certain people that I read plenty/have plenty to read...

Books I've started and need to finish (in this order):

1. Stranger than Fiction
2. On Food and Cooking
3. Bushido
4. A Book of Five Rings
5. Super Radical Gag Family
6. Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Books I need to read at some point:

1. The Contortionist's Handbook
2. At the...
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I hung out with my roommate's grad student friends this past Friday, quite an interesting crowd. I spent the whole night listening to drunken banter about genetics and virology and neruoscience. There were kids there from all over the world, and much to my surprise there were several ladies there of the beautiful variety. Some of them are definetly getting the adult swim invite (someday...
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Fuck cover letters. I really can't think of anythinng better to do with my time than craft a whole page of egotistical bullshit that won't even be read for every single job I apply for.

Here's my latest revision:

"Read my resume asshole, that's why I sent it to you."

A friend of a friend made this...keep in mind he works at the FBI.

http://www.rit.edu/~sek8031/things/network.jpg

Houston kicks ass, and anyone who says otherwise is overdue for a beating. I've probably already found a job (even though it is just shitty tech support), our house is the definition of badass, everything so far has been easy to find, I've got grocery stores full of great beer and produce coming out the ass, not to mention Central Market, which is just one...
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I now live in Houston, TX!!! The house is great and I really like the city. However, I have only one friend and no job. So if you live in Houston, feel free to stop by if you're ever in the Montrose area.