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Well, I got a new job selling Volkswagens, broke up with Tabitha, and my tan is fading quickly. Sometimes after work I'm too tired to crack open even one icy cold MGD. My stach is non existant, and I can't afford to go out. It takes a while to get back on your feet after 8 months of semi-unemployment. I can see the light at...
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OK, I haven't been around much lately. I got a new job and they work me like a slave. In addition to the bowling alley and the wine sales, I am now a car salesman. Funny huh? Anyway I have no more free time, which may be good, too much free time led to a drug problem, being broke and losing some friends. Now I'm...
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I just got back form another weekend in Maine. Another good time as always. I got a sweet wife beater tan riding around in the Jeep. It was white trash fest 04 up in that piece. I also saw a white kid with a Wu Tang tattoo. I think Tabitha wanted him. Anywat, it started pouring while we were at dinner so we got to...
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i'm back from jersey, i drank all the budweiser, found an ounce of cheap weed and saw 2 cover bands. I have returned bearing a myriad of pork products, a Risk board, and a trench coat. Now i can hang out at the local playground and show my junk to small kids. Should keep me busy. Back to work.

hey folks, I'm going to NJ for the weekend. I know you're all jealous. Time to celebrate the Lord's resurrection with beer and ham. MMMMM ham is made of pork. And Jesus was Jewish, so he wouldn't have been eating ham. Although maybe hw ould have, being dead for 3 day can work up a mean hunger. Well anyway, I'm going to Jersey to drink...
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ok, i'm back, my love for SG has been rekindled, possibly by a friend of mine posing. what a cutie, i'll keep you posted on that.

The never-ending New England winter has got me stuck inside, not wanting to leave the house, work is torture. Night after night of drowning myself in booze has taken its toll, Is it Spring yet?