bailey's SuicideGirls Blog

its official.

i live in the middle of a retard sandwich.

today, BORIS, the 55-year-old CLOWN is moving in upstairs.

for some reason BORIS finds in impossible to bring all his furniture up the normal stairs, even though it can fit. so BORIS and his might-be-sexual-partner guy are tying ropes to couches, bedframes, foutons, etc and PULLING THEM UP THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. at...
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steelcaps84:

Hi, i met you the other night when i came home with audra and phil, just thought id say hello and sorry we woke you up.[

May 8, 2005

oldgreeneyes:

sorry. It's been a long time going. I've hoped his mother would come around (so to speak) and be more receptive to me. At least get some communication going, but she'll have none of it. He doesn't know anything about me except whatever she has conveyed to him. She's not evil. Just ill. Bipolar disorder and a history of familial abuse from her father and what/who-not. It's a crazy fucked up situation that will be hard to workthrough. But, I'm hopeful. peace, corey

May 8, 2005

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broadwaybee:

Hot.

Apr 28, 2005

zode:

I love stories about panties or wearing no pantiesI also love stories about dogs but its a plus if they are licking panties.

Apr 28, 2005

HA!

so i totally fooled the DMV...not sure how, but you arent supposed to be able to renew your license if yoiu have outstanding parking tickets-which i do.

but....i can renew it anyway.

YAY!

i'm totally going to make a stupid face..i'm so excited. i've been practicing in the mirror and everything.

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cheech:

You MUST show this pic!

I just did mine again; I thought I was half-smiling, but I look very grim, it turns out. Ah well; long as it's not a total fuckoff...

Apr 28, 2005

laceyglove:

The Dmv Is all sorts of fucked! I work with a girl who never got her license but had an old learners permit, they gave her the license not test nothing. Scary because she's a bit batty!

Apr 28, 2005

in case you were not aware i work in a group home for mentally ill adults, which is actually WAAAAY LESS exciting than it sounds.

one of the residents hears voice...mainly the voice of elvis.

yesterday i had to threaten to kick elvis' ass if he kept messing with her.

i love my job.

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zahra:

i did that for a while and am hoping to get a summer job at a group home... often hilarious and fun and full of love, but sometimes it's extremely opposite of that.

Apr 26, 2005

randall:

I think you're beautiful

Apr 26, 2005

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loslope:

Well hey, thanks for that. Hope you're feeling better.

Apr 25, 2005

scullyt:

I was just on his talk show and have always loved him (I Know I'm Weird, but Thanks!!!) Me Loves the Cock!

May 24, 2005

i've been up since 5am expelling everything from my stomach/digestive tract in any which could come to your mind.

the dudes redoing the front porch started at 6 fucking 30 this morning, came into the apartment at 7 tracking mud through the house. fuckers.

the neglected to tell us they would also be tearing down our (2nd floor) porch.

this is my only day off...
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cyriaca:

Oh man that really sucks. I hope that you feel better soon.

Apr 22, 2005

zahra:

im sorry bailey... keep your spirits up and get well!

Apr 22, 2005

i'm somewhat annoyed at how worked up my city gets over a stupid marathon. oh-look! i can run!

running makes you look stupid. thats why i never do it.
i made this decision when i was in college and saw some dude running to catch the bus. he looked stupid. therefore, no running for me.

i'm dog sitting. i'm not giving him back.

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vikingmetaler:

The predictability of the individuals who pay to view this site is so consistent that it would be difficult to not predict exactly the response prior to any comment being posted. If a comment is against the social norms which are as strict here as any church or civic organization, the immediate response is to jump that person's shit and disparage the commentator. My hypothesis was confirmed again tonight, I decided, I really don't like Jamey Jasta, I really don't like Hatebreed, I think I will note that here, and yet again , the negative comments and the derogatory venom floods the post.
"Hope I get in a fight and Jamey Jasta watches and laughs", I hope I am never in the position where I am isolated with him socially ever again.
We don't all have to think alike folks, I know that is a difficult concept on the alternative website, but it is true, a variety of opinions is human, and tolerance for alternate opinions is a good thing.
And Jamey Jasta blew me , and so I have spent time with him yes.

[Edited on Apr 20, 2005 by vikingmetaler]

Apr 20, 2005

whatshite:

Good call. What's the point. Life isn't going anywhare. Excercise?? I'm a couch jocky...

Apr 20, 2005

this morning my roomates and i woke at about the same time. one of their friends had stayed over on the couch. we chatted for a bit and i left.
ten minutes later i get a call from the roomates asking me who the girl was on the couch.
"i thought she was your friend."
"i thought she was your friend!"

we have no idea...
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