i have a list two pages long of things to do today, so of course i'm sitting in front of the computer doing none of it. however i thought this survey stupidity was kinda cool, so here it is.
pick eight people on your friends list.
1.siv
2.bailey (i'm on my own friends list?!)
3.zenexistence
4.bettietwoguns
5.my_name_is_keith
6.ericallen
7....
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pick eight people on your friends list.
1.siv
2.bailey (i'm on my own friends list?!)
3.zenexistence
4.bettietwoguns
5.my_name_is_keith
6.ericallen
7....
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surface:
lets fucking go.
surface:
one dollar bob!
i'm getting my mulletcut this morning and i'm so excited i couldnt get to sleep last night and woke up waaaaay too early for my own good.
every time i got to this particular hairdresser she asks me before she starts, 'are you ready?' just because she likes my response
(shouted)
'GET IT OFF ME!!!!!'
i guess i'll go stumble through walmart for a couple...
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every time i got to this particular hairdresser she asks me before she starts, 'are you ready?' just because she likes my response
(shouted)
'GET IT OFF ME!!!!!'
i guess i'll go stumble through walmart for a couple...
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ink:
eek it posted twice.. ignore this one
[Edited on Nov 30, 2005 12:16PM]
[Edited on Nov 30, 2005 12:16PM]
broadwaybee:
MmMm, stumbling.
when i am somewhat between buzzed and drunk i like to drive home blasting the radio and leaving voice mail messages to people singing.
for some reason, these rides home always provide amazing music.
i call my bed 'the burrito', in case you were wondering.
i also enjoy staying up past midnight...in order to tick off another day on the calendar.
for some reason, these rides home always provide amazing music.
i call my bed 'the burrito', in case you were wondering.
i also enjoy staying up past midnight...in order to tick off another day on the calendar.
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fruitless:
and people say the life of a drunk is a bad thing. drunken phone calls happen to be the only thing that gets me through my week. well maybe not the only thing. i really like getting shitty and playing my organ. my neighbors get so pissed.
truebeliever:
i also enjoy staying up past midnight...in order to tick off another day on the calendar. 
- This is great stuff - thanks 
- This is great stuff - thanks 3 beers?
what a fucking lightweight i've become.
what a fucking lightweight i've become.
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tehwickedends:
What!
you need to train again. Like Rocky.
quick cut to the drinking montage.
Eye of the tiger, tiger that drinks.
you need to train again. Like Rocky.
quick cut to the drinking montage.
Eye of the tiger, tiger that drinks.
fruitless:
i've been drinking nothing but vodka for the past year. and beer really fucks me up. yes even three. i wonder why? 
i think from now on when i introduce myself to people i am going to say all deep voiced, "hello, i'm bailey maxwell" all johnny cash like.
but i'll probably forget by the time i introduce myself to someone again.
perhaps i should just start introducing myself to EVERYBODY.
it would then get old real quick and i can go back to just saying, 'hi'.
but i'll probably forget by the time i introduce myself to someone again.
perhaps i should just start introducing myself to EVERYBODY.
it would then get old real quick and i can go back to just saying, 'hi'.
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thefly:
Actually, do you really think Cash had to introduce himself?
Or you for that matter. Yes, you're that famous
Or you for that matter. Yes, you're that famous
thefly:
I always wanted to greet people with that saying Stephen King used in the TV spot:
"We're all gonna die, baby. I'm just trying to make it a bit more interesting."
Now THAT gets weird looks.
[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 11:01PM]
"We're all gonna die, baby. I'm just trying to make it a bit more interesting."
Now THAT gets weird looks.
[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 11:01PM]
thank you patsy cline.
thank you.
thank you.
zode:
Crazy
vrulovwrath:
Youre welcome
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zenexistence:
I hate you. But the Ipod is hot.
tafkanx:
iPods and mullets, the perfect ingredients for a happy turkey day...
this year i am thankful for my ancestors bringing death and destruction to the wonderfully stolen country i live in.
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zenexistence:
Oh christ, I'm not even going to touch this -- all the liberals heads will explode. Happy Arbor Day.
thefly:
Amen. Now let's eat.
ooooohkay...so apparently i beat myself up in my sleep as i just woke up with TWO fat lips.
who needs botox when you've got self-hatred whilst sleeping?!
who needs botox when you've got self-hatred whilst sleeping?!
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spunsugar:
I've split my lip in my sleep. I lay on my arms, they go to sleep and then when I turn around they flop around like sausages and blammo; I'm a victim of self abuse.
hellabella:
It's like unintentional self-injury. I do it too. Creepy shit when you wake up all bruised and swollen... and alone.