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Ok. I DON'T have tapes of Iron Chef. I wish I did, but I don't.
I do, however, have a very big love for temptation island. On the first show, I had the biggest crush on the hot strawberry blonde chick with long hair.

I apologize a thousand times for the lack of porn review. I'm doing one TODAY. I'm headed to the porn store...
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20 games. 2 wins. Spider Solitare is kicking my ass.

I give up.

So I'm going to try my hand on this poetry day thing.
A haiku.

Standing on campus
Surrounded by the crowds
Yet very alone

Yes. There's the insight into the emotional side that is me. I'd rather push all those feelings deep deep down and drink alcohol until the hurting goes away....
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YAAAAAAY!
I'm back from the move! AND I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET!

First and foremost, I'd like to thank EVERYONE for wishing happy birthday. A special rock you off to FreakPirate who helped me move on my birthday.

I already miss bugging Lotus at her work.

Secondly, I'd like to thank everyone for giving me compliments on Stacie's hair. She's just such a hot girl that...
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19 isn't anything special. It's really no diferent than 18.

I'm moving today. No party. I might have some cupcakes when I'm settled, but we'll see.

Anyways - I ride the bus with Children's tix.

TWO LIES:
1. i've always had cake at my birthday parties
2. I went to Chucky Cheese's for my birthdays between ages 5-9
3. I had Powerpuff Girl invites for...
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Calgarybash pics are up.
Fun times. Everyone there was super cool. And I'd like to apologize for allt he shit that happened (like sitting in traffic for 2 hours).

StateofDeinal is hilarious.Super funny!
Freakpirate can talk sports. But he's an OilersFan. We'll just have to forgive him for it. And he DANCES!
Atracities apparently owns a zoo. He has lots of pets. And he knows...
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Beer is gross.
Ewww. Give me fruity drinks any day of the week. (preferably friday or saturday)

And I wish I ate a balanced breakfast. But when you're rushing out of the door every morning, it never works like that.

10 minutes. Yes. Normally because I sleep in an unforgivable amount.

Calgarybash is today!!!! YAY! I promise lots of pics. I WANT TO MEET DRAKE!...
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As much as I love pam, I don't dig the VIP or Striperella. Don't have time for TV these days.

And I don't know the lyrics to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack. Oddly enough, one of the male debaters in my debate society does.

Batter it. Batter it again. Deep fried goodness.
Mmmm.

IN REAL ENTRY NEWS:
Today at work my morning camp had...
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I don't do the Dew.
And I wish I knew all the Prime Ministers of Canada.
of the 20 I know maybe ten. And I have a vague sense of order.

Sir John A. Macdonald (C)
..some guys in between...
Sir Wilfred Laurier (L)
..some guys in between...
Sir Robert Borden (C) *gave women in Canada the vote IIRC*
Sir Arthur Mehigan (C)
Sir Lyon...
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But I guess what they say is true,
I could never be the right kind of girl for you.
I could never be your woman.

White Town rocks me. Back in Jr. High. And now.

I've been to Disneyland. And while I want a Klingon Macbeth, I'm waiting for them to publish a copy of the Rules of Aquisition first.

Yesterday the smoke from the...
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Click it. You know you want to.

For those ofyou who didn't click it, you just missed one of most disturbing yet intruiguing music videos I've ever seen.

You just missed Pepe Delux's Salami Fever.

In the video, 2 men are sparring using links of salami. But that's not the disturbing part. They're wearing mini skirts. But that's not the disturbing part. These skirts are...
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