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Hey all!

I'm BAAAAACK and raring to go!

I have some major craptactular tan lines, but I purchased skin whiteners galore back in the 'Pines.

If you're in Edmonton drop by Strange City (10522 whyte ave) and say hi on Sunday. I'll be sitting in there waiting for people to tell me to do their hair.



Toodles.

PS - Porn Reviews next week!

I had a dream that I had my back covered in a beautiful set of wing tattoos which didn't hurt.

What a fucking dream.

Anyways, this is going to be my last post for a ong while - I'm leaving on a jet plane for a few good weeks to drink boiled water and shop like a FIEND because clothes and shoes will fit where...
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Waking up yesterday morning was surreal.

I always hear the birds chirping. They're little, high pitch chirps that sound like baby birds.

Funniest thing yesterday morning was that between the little chirps was the sound of a crow cawing.
Finally it stopped. Everything. No bird sounds whatsoever.

Let me illustrate.

*chirp chirp*
*CAW! CAW!*
*chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp*
*CAW! CAW!*
*chirp chirp*
*CAW!...
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Low-brow talk shows are incredibly drawing at the same time extremely frightening.

Today on Riki Lake:
"Is he Straight or Gay?"
Girlfriends bring their questionable significant others in and question their straightness.

They have a panel of straight and gay men, as well as the *boom boom* LIE DETECTOR TEST!

I've had a bigger soft spot for the drama courts - Judge Judy and particularly...
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YAY!
I won Space Channel Five on Ebay for my Dreamcast. I'm one very happy girl.

PS - I forgot how good potato chips are.

So I finally got my dreamcast! It was only 30 bucks at my nnot-so-local EB. The Video Game Trader wanted 80.

Unforrtunately I didn't pick up a VMU (visual memory unit, I'm assuming) so Iall the games I play I start from scratch, It's like Super Mario on NES, without the secrets to get past wrold 1 in less than 15.

Anyways, I'm in the...
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Edited to add:
Read it first, THEN burn me after.

Stolen from Ashbet of Psysheep.com

12 REASONS TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,...
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I'm a sunny days girl. It's raining again and I'm miserable.

I don't do cold, I don't do rain, I don't white water raft (learned that the hard way) and despite the fact that I was actually born in the frigid cold netherlands known as Canada, I'm truly Filipina when it comes to the weather.

I love the sunshine.

More pics of me outside in...
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