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Matrix Revolutions = Please shoot me in the face and end this horror of cinema that has become my life let me die let me die let me die.

Worst movie ever. Honestly, I've pissed smarter cinema than this. I weep.

YAY!!!!! My new toy came in the mail today! Check it out:

Edirol PCR-50 USB MIDI Controller

I got it for 100 bucks off list price at Musiciansfriend.com

Boss.

It's scary eating backwards.

Watch out! that ghost has fangs!

So, I went to Bard College's infamous drag race. Hmmmm.....

It was really weird. I had like 10 beers or so, enough to be swimming slightly inside my own head. Unfortunately, I stopped drinking as soon as I got there which was like 10ish. So, the minor drunk had going left quickly and was replaced by a slight edge and bitterness. I think, really, that...
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Monica used to live in an abandoned house high upon the highest hill in her town. She lived there because one day her parents and brothers and sisters went out for lunch, forgetting that Monica was still playing with her dolls in the attic, without the poor little girl. Fortunately for her, as it turns out, her entire family was killed by cyborg ninja monkeys...
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I am sick. Will someone please come and fix me? Thank you.

Here are the rankings from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, of the concert I went to tonight.

Shai Hulud = 10, this was their last show with the current singer and they tore shit up like no tomorrow. They also have one of the geekiest names in all of hardcore. I remember back when I first heard of them, I was like, "Shai...
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School has started. And thank God for that. A little bit of structure is JUST what I need right now. The debauch needed to end, or at least fade out for a while.

I do need to write a film, however, as soon as possible and I am having a damned hard time of it. I am competing with 15 other students, all of whom...
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Ok, the friends are gone.
I haven't showered in a week.
I was so hungover today that I couldn't eat.
I stink.
I'm greasy.
My head is full of goo.

What is wrong with my life? It's horrible.

Oh, motherfuck. There is puke on my carpet.

How did it get there?

My eye hurts like a motherfuck. I was watching Old School last night at like 4 am and my right contact lens got a little dry and irritated so I tried to get it out.

That didn't work.

So, I rubbed my eye to see if it would come out.

That's didn't work either.

By the time I finally got it out, my eye was...
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