fuck, sometimes i shit like three times a day. i'm totally a slave to my colon..
highresolution:
stop eating baked beans kiddo.
lately i've been in the mood to fight people. i'm 5' 9" i weigh a 140 lbs. and i've never been in a fight. one time a girl in sixth grade crushed a snow cone into my head but i wasn't strong enough to do anything about it. anyway, everywhere that i have look i see someones ass that i want to kick, but i...
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mad_scientist:
your eating the wrong candy for strength. Skittles and starburst make you weak. Bottlecaps make you so strong you just start killing people with one hand. Lemonheads too... although don't eat them too fast or they taste like soap. Word.
working sucks, the first karate kid rules.
their is no mercy in my dojo.
their is no mercy in my dojo.
i think skittles are starbursts are the same thing.nullnull
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l7rules:
no way skittles are crunchy and chewy and starbursts are just chewy but you get to open each one at a time like a present 
highresolution:
i think and you inactivity are the same thing.
i think and you inactivity are the same thing.
highresolution:
i'd trade my vagina for that bike.
for some unkown reason the saddle(seat) on my bike keeps giving me a blister on my ass right were my cheek and thigh meet. i don't understand why i get it, it shows up infrequently. i just don't understand it. as far as i know none of my friends that ride bicycles have this problem. on top of that, my girlfriend thinks that the best...
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highresolution:
put like the sticky part of a band-aid over the blister.
and then rip it off.
kick ass way to pop em.
[Edited on Mar 16, 2005 7:57PM]
and then rip it off.
kick ass way to pop em.
[Edited on Mar 16, 2005 7:57PM]
whoa.
i just took the raddest shit. it was an easy passage but it wasn't to messy of a wipe. i live for days like these. my only complaint is that thier was some unchewed corn in it. i hate seeing that. whats the point of eating it if it doesn't get chewed. fuck me.
i just took the raddest shit. it was an easy passage but it wasn't to messy of a wipe. i live for days like these. my only complaint is that thier was some unchewed corn in it. i hate seeing that. whats the point of eating it if it doesn't get chewed. fuck me.
highresolution:
yeah the corns a bitch.
so is capsicum skin.
did you know that taking a shit is one 1/8th of an orgasm?
so is capsicum skin.
did you know that taking a shit is one 1/8th of an orgasm?
