My roomate came up with a new term for getting cut off when you've had too much booze. "Alright, you've been Terri Shiavoed. Shia-voed!" If we weren't going to hell before, we sure as fuck are now.
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I fell off the roof yesterday and royally fucked up my foot. Now I an hobbling around on a gimpy crutch and it's the first day of new classes. Maybe my professors will give me A's for sympathy.
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shamanwolf:
A++
JD
JD
ojaeflo:
I'd give you a Check++.
Yesterday I met the cutest old lady. She loves puppies. And I quote, "You don't say that D-O-G word around me. They are little babies in fur jackets."
My roommate and I went to Wal-mart and then decided to get drunk and turn our backyard into a water park. We were running around in wet suits and bikini's with water guns full of whiskey asking...
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My roommate and I went to Wal-mart and then decided to get drunk and turn our backyard into a water park. We were running around in wet suits and bikini's with water guns full of whiskey asking...
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faye:
haha that's awesome, and that lady must have been so cute
awwbusiness:
that looks like way toomuch fun
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deadmansparty:
You gotta take the orange thingys off or the cops wont shoot at you 
brokenb:
Tthatt's aboutt tthe hotttestt tthing I've seen (all day...) 
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hotnight:
very greeeeen...
Its nice to see there was a nice and sunny day somewhere!
It was all groggy and cold where I am.
Beautiful day there its seems!
Lucky you!!
Have a fan-tab-ulous day!
Its nice to see there was a nice and sunny day somewhere!
It was all groggy and cold where I am.
Beautiful day there its seems!
Lucky you!!
Have a fan-tab-ulous day!
jackskellington3:
your backyard looks so awesome 
So Marley, my Dane has horrible seperation anxiety. I mean I'm gone for about 40 seconds and she starts whining and trying to barrel through whatever door is in her way. So I'm at home last night and I wanted to take a shower, so I take Marley into the bathroom with me so she won't cry. I hop in the shower and about 2...
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chazstrummer:
That's so cute!
faye:
*l...that is so cute!
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awwbusiness:
i have such an e-crush on you !
kayd8284:
i love watching muay thai on tv. there is no where round here to actually go and see it. so be sure to video tape it and let us see it
good luck at the tourney
good luck at the tourney
Happy St. Patty's Day!!! A day late.... I was supposed to go out of town on Monday but I fired and now I have no dough. Anybody know where I can get a job making mnore than $150 a night. I have both serving and bartending experience. La vita e dolce.
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sitandspin:
uh, i do, but it's in nyc. why don't you move?
arcade:
oh man, that sucks. sorry to hear that. as someone who is going through job woes as well i completely understand. amazing to see you updating though. with your skillz you'll be back on top of things in no time. ever consider a move?
with your skillz you'll be back on top of things in no time. ever consider a move?
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sleepingvw:
awww, how cute. now i want a dog...dang it.
jackskellington3:
Okay, what a combanation though
Oh, It has come to my immeadiate attention that I have given no explaination for my prolonged abscence. (i'm sorry if I mispelled that.) I have recently moved to Athens and I have no internet therefore I only update when I borrow internet time from my UBER SEXXXY friends, like the oh so hot Bunny Mcintosh. Pictured on my page as the hot redhead with...
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doumaz:
You have the rose buds that I'm looking for, yeah honey you're one of my favs. 
When you gonna come out with us SGATLiens?
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