Saturday May 29, 2010

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Kashing in the karma: A fan of mine bought me a room at the Hollywood Standard this Monday and Tuesday along with a few other presents. It's his way of pampering me before I head off to Haiti. I am so lucky. =-)
anomalisa:
I leave for Haiti in a few hours. Wish me luck.

Friday May 28, 2010

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May 30th: Purple Rain at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery with my dungeon and Pleasure Chest friends...a night to die for!!! Too bad I'll miss Beetlejuice on June 12th. =-(

Thursday May 27, 2010

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Today I have been reminded several times of my ultimate purpose: birthing babies. After all, I have chromosomes, ova, a uterus and vagina, thus I must help the human race by adding to the population, or so says Mother Evolution.

Evidence for this:
A friend sent me an email asking me to repost a link for friends looking to adopt a tiny human. Before I...
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legman:
""Well if you haven't had a baby by age X [hey, that's my age!], you may as well give up all hope of a meaningful life.""

anyone who says that is a FUCKING MORONIC PRICK. plenty of people have MORE MEANINGFUL lives WITHOUT children. Or at the very least, more PLEASANT lives without having to deal with some screaming baby.

"Later, a suitor hinted he wanted to impregnate me with his spawn. Why do boys like telling me this?"

because they're IDIOTS. I'll bet they would'nt want to carry YOUR baby, were that physically possible.

"What is the Universe trying to say? "

nothing. it's just a jerk sometimes.
goatsofdoom:
It's your life; live it how you want to. Nevermind what all these people are asking / pushing you towards. If you don't wanna do it, don't!
All the best.

Monday May 24, 2010

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In less than two weeks I board a plane heading to Haiti. I'm rather excited but I've been so distracted with getting things squared away at home that I haven't really gotten a chance to let this all sink into my brain.

I saw my doc and got HepA/B and typhoid fever vaccinations along with a malaria prophylatic. I've got many tubes of sunscreen and...
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apprentice:
My Indian friends tell me the mozzies in India get resistant to malaria medication each year (kind fashionistas and last season Prada I guess) and people need to get the most up to date one. Not sure if that applies to Haitian mosquitos tho'.
anomalisa:
Sounds like I'll be on the malaria roller coaster if this is true. ^^^^^

Sunday May 16, 2010

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shando:
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bellyjack:
Done, and done.

Curious about what water purification techniques you have in mind.

Friday May 14, 2010

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I'm going to Haiti on June 6th to help with the relief effort after the January 2010 earthquake. I have found an organization called Hands on Disaster Response who can use me for a month. A friend of mine is already there, and two more will meet up with me after I arrive. A mutual friend will be working with a similar organization. He has...
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vegasdaddy:
You could find the love of your life in Dubai .
apprentice:
That is awesome, respect!

Wednesday May 12, 2010

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My internet has been down. I am short on time, but I wish to share the most awesome video on planet Earth. Watch it! You'll thank me later.

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anomalisa:
Some people get it. Some don't. I'm in the first group.
shando:
I liked it alot smile

Monday Apr 19, 2010

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I am scheduling a trip to Haiti with Hands on Response, a disaster relief nonprofit, for possibly June 5-20. I cannot afford the trip, but I cannot afford not to either. A friend is already out there and I really wish to help the people of Haiti. I hope karma helps pay the bill.
issue_:
<3 good luck!
allied:
All the best, A. That's really cool.

Wednesday Apr 14, 2010

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The person who came up with the Master Cleanse of lemon juice, maple syrup, and chili powder is one clever dude. I mean, he's convinced a quarter of L.A. that consuming this concoction will cleanse "toxins" and make one slimmer. There's a place near me that sells 16 oz of the drink for $5! Five bucks! Then there are the ladies at the dungeon. So...
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toothpickmoe:
That same guy came up with Scientology.
goatsofdoom:
Thanks for your comment!
Wow, it's crazy that that happened to you. I'm sure the bright side is that you have surely moved on and moved on nicely. smile

Wednesday Apr 14, 2010

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I found a sad flusspferd today. It was hiding underneath my makeup bag in the tool shed of the dungeon. It tried to doll itself up to look pretty, but I could tell it was a hippo. All the makeup in the world can't make a hippo look like a dominatrix.

I offered it a banana. It was all I had in my lunch bag....
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eccentricoldguy:
Flusspferds are fortunate to have a friend and benefactor like you.smile
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