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crazywhitegirl:
Weird shit happens when I'm delusional. I was in bed trying to sleep earlier when I thought that we need one of those metal shelving units in our "pantry" and that it's the only piece of furniture I've had forever. Those things are GREAT. I also thought about doing a set on one... then the cigarette post thing... are you my soul mate? 
I need sleep soon probably. 
I need sleep soon probably. 
prockg:
What about a purse for the 2yr. old? 
That skirt is awesome. Did you make it?
That skirt is awesome. Did you make it?
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twinkie:
WHEEEE!!!!
_bettie_:
OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I'm so excited for you!!!
Congrats, Alukh!
*runs off to look at the set*
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I'm so excited for you!!!
Congrats, Alukh!
*runs off to look at the set*
Another episode of Amazing Translation at work:
Me - "I'm not really a hat person, except for my fedora. I love my fedora. ^_^"
Other Shift Manager - "What's a fedora?"
Me - " It's the sort of hat that was popular in the-"
Roommate - "It's a Frank Sinatra hat."
OSM - "Ohhh one of those!"
Conversations like these make me want to bang...
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Me - "I'm not really a hat person, except for my fedora. I love my fedora. ^_^"
Other Shift Manager - "What's a fedora?"
Me - "
It's the sort of hat that was popular in the-"
Roommate - "It's a Frank Sinatra hat."
OSM - "Ohhh one of those!"
Conversations like these make me want to bang...
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bill_the_cat:
toothpickmoe said: People are dumb. What can you do?
With stupid people my advice is try to avoid using big words like "fedora" or "of" and you'll get on fine.
Also refering to things as a "Frank Sinatra hat" or a "Norman Mailer teapot" usually helps too. They probably still have no idea what you're talking about, but they will be too afraid to admit it. 
It's time for another episode of True Tales From Work!
This dramatic reading features me, a driver that my store borrows from another store on the weekends, and my roommate.
My roommate and I are chatting by the lockers when the driver saunters over.
Me - "Hey, are you done yet?"
Driver - "Nope."
Me - "Bother!"
Driver - "Bother what?"
Me - "....Bother.....you're not...
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This dramatic reading features me, a driver that my store borrows from another store on the weekends, and my roommate.
My roommate and I are chatting by the lockers when the driver saunters over.
Me - "Hey, are you done yet?"
Driver - "Nope."
Me - "Bother!"
Driver - "Bother what?"
Me - "....Bother.....you're not...
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_dictionarygirl_:
I like my boots. 
gunterx:
hello! thats me
Sooo.....tonight was interesting; I witnessed a drive-by shooting. I'm sure I'll hear all about it tomorrow.
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Yes, yes, I'm fine. It happened a whole, like, 50 yards away from me. I actually thought somebody was just being a dick and setting off firecrackers until I turned and saw one of the two guys who I earlier spotted taking a walk thrashing on the ground.
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Yes, yes, I'm fine. It happened a whole, like, 50 yards away from me. I actually thought somebody was just being a dick and setting off firecrackers until I turned and saw one of the two guys who I earlier spotted taking a walk thrashing on the ground.
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hansel:
Oh that's awful.. 
the_reverend:
WOW!
i know we all live in weird places - ie, the grief i see outside my window each week - and i know you can look after yourself... but please take care!
i know we all live in weird places - ie, the grief i see outside my window each week - and i know you can look after yourself... but please take care!
Sort of a mini-update tonight. I took a phone order last night that was really just the most simultaneously frustrating and amusing thing I've done in awhile. I'm going to try as hard as I can to transcribe it accurately:
*phone ringsat work, I pick up*
Me - "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would you like to hear our special?"
Customer - ".....Yes."
Me...
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*phone ringsat work, I pick up*
Me - "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would you like to hear our special?"
Customer - ".....Yes."
Me...
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lilviciousone:
I finished my magknits/meet ohmystars mods shrug well...ehh...sorta. I just have to add the ribbing.
What are you working on now?
well...ehh...sorta. I just have to add the ribbing.
What are you working on now?
tao:
best journal i've read in a while!
Oh fucking hell. I just wrote a MASSIVE update and then accidentally closed the window without posting it.
I sort of want to cry now.
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Okay, I've recovered somewhat. Last weekend while visiting with my family in Portland I spent some time in the Japanese Gardens. My mother took a slew of horrible pictures of me and, knowing well her tendency to take pictures...
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I sort of want to cry now.
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Okay, I've recovered somewhat. Last weekend while visiting with my family in Portland I spent some time in the Japanese Gardens. My mother took a slew of horrible pictures of me and, knowing well her tendency to take pictures...
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bleeder:
I really hate when that happens.
Thats why I always go back every so often and copy and paste the same info in a new journal window.
Just in case.
Thats why I always go back every so often and copy and paste the same info in a new journal window.
Just in case.
_dictionarygirl_:
Only you could pick your nose and still look somewhat sophisticated. You jerk.
I'm starting to not like my job very much. Mostly because I specified my desire for PART-TIME hours and have somehow ended up with 45 scheduled hours this week. This loosely translates into 58 actual hours, which is just about double the amount of time I want or need to be spending at work.
Thus I haven't updated in awhile.
But I have tomorrow off...
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Thus I haven't updated in awhile.
But I have tomorrow off...
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brett_bretterson:
Good GOD that's a long work day. I just finished a strech where I worked 13 consecutive days, so I'm gonna have like 900000 hours on my next check. It has it's advantages but it sucks balls when you spend more time at work than anywhere else. Makes for one pitiful day...
mat8drb:
The UK definition of full time is 37h/pw. I do 45. You are being overworked, clearly.
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stina:
yeah its really seriously good.. and sad.
Anyway.. glad your headache went away.. after I talked to you on here last i got one too haha
Anyway.. glad your headache went away.. after I talked to you on here last i got one too haha
wendy:
so jealous of the yarn. i want.
"Happiness is like a butterfly.
The more you chase it, the more it will elude you.
But if you turn your attention to other things,
it comes and softly sits on your shoulder."
XOXO ~ PiNkFuCkEr
ohhhh and here have a WARM FUZZY!!!!!!