more midnless ramblings from the alice....
yesterday my psypchotic eurotrash nazi boss tried to convince this girl i work with that hitler was the inventor of meth. uhm, yeah, i don't think so.
today a dude on a bike offered to be my slave. a yucky man made a kissy sound at me from his car, and this woman walking behind me shouted, "you're old...
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yesterday my psypchotic eurotrash nazi boss tried to convince this girl i work with that hitler was the inventor of meth. uhm, yeah, i don't think so.
today a dude on a bike offered to be my slave. a yucky man made a kissy sound at me from his car, and this woman walking behind me shouted, "you're old...
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fire3ormeteo:
the sound guy on a movie i worked on last fall believes, among other things (we never landed on the moon, tri-latteral coalition secretly rules the world, etc.), that the entire reason the vietnam war took place was so that the bodies of dead GI's could be stuffed with heroin and shipped back to the united states.
a35mmlife:
do i get to see you tonight?
a list that means nothing at all!
1. I've been watching too much tv and too many movies. slug mode has taken over my sorry ass.
2. i don't like it when somebody that totally rules goes away for a little while. it's hard to rock the casbah on your own sometimes.
3. pink is packing some super booty. i swear it would have knocked...
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1. I've been watching too much tv and too many movies. slug mode has taken over my sorry ass.
2. i don't like it when somebody that totally rules goes away for a little while. it's hard to rock the casbah on your own sometimes.
3. pink is packing some super booty. i swear it would have knocked...
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ozzman:
hi
shortbus78:
I was with ya till the face crap thing...I mean I like poo as much as the next guy but the smell and taste of it aren't it's high pionts.
at last i am well rested. my back still hurts, but my brain isn't fried anymore. it's been a crazy week, but i mean that in a very good way.... quick visits from friends from home, wifey nakedness, and a cute boy always makes for a good week. and now off to more good madness. it's time to get that casbah rockin again. and yes,...
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kamikazepilotgea:
i'm waiting til they evict me...I'll still see you naked everyday til then
manspeaker:
stalkers shouldn't be strangers
correct me if i'm wrong, but high school is over with, right? it's the same old shit, and like usual, i'd like to stay far removed from that same old shit. do and say what you think is right, but don't expect me to follow you or agree with you. i'm far too stubborn. i'd like to think i have other things that i hold...
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bob_dobalina:
thanks for thinking of me. i'm not too sure i can make it out, i've got to pick up my dad from the airport.
lila:
have fun tonight, but don't forget to hide the makeup, just incase.
i love ya babe. keep in touch.
LiLA.
i love ya babe. keep in touch.
LiLA.
yay for sleepovers! i was lucky enough to have lila stay at my house 2 nights in a row. i am a lucky girl. yes i am. dinner, sleep, shopping, coffee, sgla dinner and drinks, sleep.... yes.
update: eyebrow catastrophe! somebody please give me a new right eyebrow, for i have completely destroyed it in my quest to reshape them. help me!
update: eyebrow catastrophe! somebody please give me a new right eyebrow, for i have completely destroyed it in my quest to reshape them. help me!
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kamikazepilotgea:
*draws the most perfect eyebrow on sweeet Alice's face*
there you go...
there you go...
manspeaker:
GOT STALKERS?
i am finally all done. i dropped off my portfolio and application for school yesterday. i am having trouble getting my high school transcripts. i keep getting different #s to call, and i can never talk to a person. it's starting to piss me off.
the weather has been so nice. it makes me wish i had a backyard (or a front yard). i also...
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the weather has been so nice. it makes me wish i had a backyard (or a front yard). i also...
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shortbus78:
you should get an imaginaryfriend!!!
booshanky:
My apologies. when i'm being beaten with something, i dont usually tend to try and identify the tool, only get away from it. *ouch!*
and yes, movies are fan tiddily tastic. i'm gonna peruse my bosses dvd collection and see if there's something i can borrow........
and yes, movies are fan tiddily tastic. i'm gonna peruse my bosses dvd collection and see if there's something i can borrow........
what was my day like at work, you ask? this is a summary of my 4 hour shift.
creepy "photographer" man says he likes my look, and starts guessing my bra size. asks about other piercings i have. asks if i have big nipples. when i give him a very weird look, he asks if he can take a little peak. the conversation went on,...
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creepy "photographer" man says he likes my look, and starts guessing my bra size. asks about other piercings i have. asks if i have big nipples. when i give him a very weird look, he asks if he can take a little peak. the conversation went on,...
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blondie6666:
You know, I am not sure if I would recognize Britney if she came into my store. No, wait, I could just compare her face to the singing Britney dolls we have. Did I mention I work in an ART AND CRAFT supply store? Why we have them, I do not know. So I guess not recognizeing a big celebrity says a couple things about me. I am either oblivious or I don't care. 
I used to work at a Victoria Secret in a mall. We were supposed to help with fittings. Cute girls never seemed to need them. *sigh*
I used to work at a Victoria Secret in a mall. We were supposed to help with fittings. Cute girls never seemed to need them. *sigh*
mrzablowdowski:
Best place to catch a fish?
The corner of the mouth.
The corner of the mouth.
here's what's going on in my head right now:
a couple weeks ago, a man told me i was "awfully beatiful for an artificial insemination"
i saw a stray doggy at the grocery store the other night. i wanted to take him home. every animal should have somebody who loves him or her. i almost cried when i had to leave him in the parking...
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a couple weeks ago, a man told me i was "awfully beatiful for an artificial insemination"
i saw a stray doggy at the grocery store the other night. i wanted to take him home. every animal should have somebody who loves him or her. i almost cried when i had to leave him in the parking...
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digdug:
my house has been scary for the past 7 years or so
i wish my birthday could be as good as a brittany cd - it rarely ever is tho. were you asking about a trip to the moon cuz you like it tooo?? i'm hoping and guessing that maybe you do
i wish my birthday could be as good as a brittany cd - it rarely ever is tho. were you asking about a trip to the moon cuz you like it tooo?? i'm hoping and guessing that maybe you do
was_nicole:
i will come save you from the scary. yes. i was told i should.
thursday dinner. yes. i will wait for you to be done with work. everyone else will just have to plan around your schedule.
umm.. cause i say so.
thursday dinner. yes. i will wait for you to be done with work. everyone else will just have to plan around your schedule.
umm.. cause i say so.
i saw spooky today. i had to go meet him somewhere dark because if he goes into the sunlight he turns into a rotted pumpkin. he tried to beat me with his wooden leg. bad spooky!
i want my computer to work like how a computer 'sposed to work so i don't have to use this one.
i realized that i have to have all...
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i want my computer to work like how a computer 'sposed to work so i don't have to use this one.
i realized that i have to have all...
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ilovemikehunt:
haha you rock...you should like beat on the people in your store, i think they need it, and will learn to like it. i had a lot of stuff to do to get into art skool too, i ended up not doing it and deciding to wait until next year. ick. the 6th is also my lucky day...winter break over. wah. anyway. have fun in trance nation..harhar
tinfoilhalo:
If you are the super badass that I think you are , you can hold out 'til the last day your stuff is do and still be okay . As a semi-responsible semi-adult though , I should probably advise against procrastination . 
Melon ball scooper.....that's sexy .
Melon ball scooper.....that's sexy .
my computer monitor has decided to stop working. poop on that....
on my drive home for x-mas i passed by this billboard:
"need a marriage counselor?
i'm available.
-god"
x-mas eve was hardcore asian food night; hand rolled sushi, chicken sukiyaki, chinese broccoli, fried rice, chicken and salmon teriyaki.... my trunk was stuffed full of presents and my belly is still stuffed full with lots...
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on my drive home for x-mas i passed by this billboard:
"need a marriage counselor?
i'm available.
-god"
x-mas eve was hardcore asian food night; hand rolled sushi, chicken sukiyaki, chinese broccoli, fried rice, chicken and salmon teriyaki.... my trunk was stuffed full of presents and my belly is still stuffed full with lots...
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thirtyseven:
I like "Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer." -God
What's your girly tattoo?
What's your girly tattoo?
lila:
soon...
*pout*
*pout*