fuck.
fuck minivans.
fuck traffic.
fuck powertrips.
FUCK people i don't know who bum rush my house, put their cigarette butts out all over my carpet, drink all my cherry juice, spill beer everywhere, refuse to leave, and go under my bathroom sink and steal $200 worth of my best make up, some of which is discontinued.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
yeah, fuck you....
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fuck minivans.
fuck traffic.
fuck powertrips.
FUCK people i don't know who bum rush my house, put their cigarette butts out all over my carpet, drink all my cherry juice, spill beer everywhere, refuse to leave, and go under my bathroom sink and steal $200 worth of my best make up, some of which is discontinued.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
yeah, fuck you....
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daze1:
if i could learn to fuck myself, i'd be in extreme porn
tinfoilhalo:
Your " army " is more of an angry mob I guess . We don't really need proof of who stole your stuff , just point a finger at who you want stomped . All we want is somebody to bludgeon , is that SOOO wrong ?
it's time to disappear a little for a couple days.
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marikdfa:
badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
yemyam:
Is that "The Point" as in Neilson & Me & My Arrow? If so, sweet!
another edition of little alice and her dolls...
1. my mom found a barbie doll in my old closet when i was 14. i guess i had left it in there for quite some years. but for a good few minutes, my mom thought i was insane.
she showed me the doll. she had red lipstick smeared all over her face, hair, clothes, and body,...
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1. my mom found a barbie doll in my old closet when i was 14. i guess i had left it in there for quite some years. but for a good few minutes, my mom thought i was insane.
she showed me the doll. she had red lipstick smeared all over her face, hair, clothes, and body,...
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boxterjulep:
O has dismissed you from her vegan/vegetarian club!
lol
lol
macbastard:
Oh Great...Bibically. So shes into praying and god and crap....Oh well...I used to be an alter boy and I helped many a priest "conduct the service." Mabye prestiss amber will let me "Eat of her body and drink of her blood." Also I am shocked that you would even entertain the idea of your poor little friend being let into my trecherous hands.
mACbastard
mACbastard
more stories of little alice...
i almost got kicked out of preschool. i picked a fight with the p.e. teacher because i didn't consider doing that thing with the big hot air balloon to be p.e. and i also punched a little boy in the face.
when i was 6 i was fighting with a boy on my top bunk. we were fighting over one...
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i almost got kicked out of preschool. i picked a fight with the p.e. teacher because i didn't consider doing that thing with the big hot air balloon to be p.e. and i also punched a little boy in the face.
when i was 6 i was fighting with a boy on my top bunk. we were fighting over one...
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lesa:
For whatever reason, I miss you. And the SGLA crew as well.
I'm thinking it might be in January for a New Year's hook up - or hopefully sooner at a dinner. It's just REAL hectic for November. EVERYONE's birthday (Both Moms, one dad, Brian, boss, and a friend) PLUS Thanksgiving. Insane. And then of course, there's Christmas, so maybe somewhere in between now and then.
I'll be around and watching the hook up board. We'll see...
xoxo
I'm thinking it might be in January for a New Year's hook up - or hopefully sooner at a dinner. It's just REAL hectic for November. EVERYONE's birthday (Both Moms, one dad, Brian, boss, and a friend) PLUS Thanksgiving. Insane. And then of course, there's Christmas, so maybe somewhere in between now and then.
I'll be around and watching the hook up board. We'll see...
xoxo
joscelyne:
My first detention was in 5th grade I think. I made several boys bleed because they wouldn't leave me alone. One of those several happened to be the son of my father's best friend. I guess I was a feisty lil shit since my dad slammed his hobby of martial arts upon his daughters. I think the only reason I didn't get many detentions before or after that though is because I was generally a smart student. I do remember in preschool I got yelled at for going down the high slide in a dress upside down on my back...
my mom bought me a SheRa doll when i was 5. SheRa hung out in her pink plastic castle all by herself. these were my favorite toys for at least a little while.
but little SheRa got bored all by herself in the pink plastic castle. SheRa needed a new look. at least that would be something kind of exciting.
i began lopping of pieces...
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but little SheRa got bored all by herself in the pink plastic castle. SheRa needed a new look. at least that would be something kind of exciting.
i began lopping of pieces...
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kamikazepilotgea:
my cuteness may be enough but ufortunately you can't cut the hair off my cuteness :S
oipthestampede:
Not kick...maybe lick ::rubs chin:: Why not apply for a managerial position? And don't believe that no position stuff. I can tell you what to say so that theyd rather fire someone to open up a position then let you walk.
it's so nice to have the internet functioning again.
halloween is fun. trying to get anywhere on halloween night is not. it's a wonderful excuse to stuff yourself with chocolate all day and dress up like a big freak and have it be perfectly acceptable. we went to the goth club, and rocked out. the wig and the 5 inch platform heels were not treating...
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halloween is fun. trying to get anywhere on halloween night is not. it's a wonderful excuse to stuff yourself with chocolate all day and dress up like a big freak and have it be perfectly acceptable. we went to the goth club, and rocked out. the wig and the 5 inch platform heels were not treating...
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joscelyne:
Livin all alone without friends, you know you feel like dyin...Awww, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin?
joscelyne:
oingo boingo \m/
we are all candy covered on the outside
peel away the shell, and we're rotten on the inside
we are all candy covered on the outside
peel away the shell, and we're rotten on the inside
guess who found a petticoat to go under the alice costume.... me! me me me! gay boys give great advice, even though i didn't make it to where they suggested, but gay boys are the cutest.
i did not realize there were so many glorious vintage shops on magnolia. why are old clothes so nice?
there is a crazy man with a megaphone shouting on...
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i did not realize there were so many glorious vintage shops on magnolia. why are old clothes so nice?
there is a crazy man with a megaphone shouting on...
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macbastard:
Yes I am partying with the collage children....SUE ME!!!
Please do not as I am frikkin broke.
Mac$
Please do not as I am frikkin broke.
Mac$
manspeaker:
i m following you
madness has ended... for now...
i would like to point out what a total sausage fest friday night was, with me being the only girl amongst the sg family down at bob's big boy. i found out that maxx met my crazy girl stalker. i swear that if he mentions my name or sg, i will kick him!
and disneyland was the fucking shit, yo!...
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i would like to point out what a total sausage fest friday night was, with me being the only girl amongst the sg family down at bob's big boy. i found out that maxx met my crazy girl stalker. i swear that if he mentions my name or sg, i will kick him!
and disneyland was the fucking shit, yo!...
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maxx:
I havn't mentioned your name. Or SG in relation to you in anyway. She asked "how did I know Dr. H?" and I just said that I keep track of porn editors.
What worries me is that she's all like "Who's that girl in your slides? She's cute."
EEP! I hope I havn't gotten Gwen a stalker.
What worries me is that she's all like "Who's that girl in your slides? She's cute."
EEP! I hope I havn't gotten Gwen a stalker.
manspeaker:
the staker has a stalker...
i fucking hate my life right now...
i keep walking deeper and deeper into the monkey shit...
please be nice at disneyland, or i swear i will kick your head off. i'm so close to a mass murder spree if one more thing pisses me off....
i keep walking deeper and deeper into the monkey shit...
please be nice at disneyland, or i swear i will kick your head off. i'm so close to a mass murder spree if one more thing pisses me off....
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marikdfa:
=)
a35mmlife:
update already... i wanna talk shit.
a few things about cupertino that you might not know:
1. it is the home of apple computers. you can geek out and stand in front of the building and drool.
2. there are 7 cops, all from san jose. they bust high school parties and make the occasional drug bust, but mostly they harass you for smoking a cigarette on the sidewalk after midnight....
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1. it is the home of apple computers. you can geek out and stand in front of the building and drool.
2. there are 7 cops, all from san jose. they bust high school parties and make the occasional drug bust, but mostly they harass you for smoking a cigarette on the sidewalk after midnight....
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indie:
THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH!
Even though I didn't see it in a special thread.. I'm glad that you said it in my journal! You could spank me at Dland! hehehehe
Check the boards for the afterparty!
Even though I didn't see it in a special thread.. I'm glad that you said it in my journal! You could spank me at Dland! hehehehe
Check the boards for the afterparty!
fred:
Until now the only thing I knew about Cupertino is that that's where Apple is.
Hookers, asians, tweakers, persians, no clubs, 1 starbucks. It's sounds like a kind of wacky place to me.
I want to check it out now.
So what's your verdict Alice? Is it that bad? What's the biggest prob with it?
Hookers, asians, tweakers, persians, no clubs, 1 starbucks. It's sounds like a kind of wacky place to me.
I want to check it out now.
So what's your verdict Alice? Is it that bad? What's the biggest prob with it?