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My back is so stiff and achy I can barely move. I've been hobbling around all day like an old woman. And nobody takes sex-related injuries seriously. Fuck that. I'm in pain, dammit. I think I sprained something. My mom gave me a bunch of muscle-relaxers, but they're totally not helping. Now I just feel high in addition to being in pain. So I'm still...
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erica:
Hampden, right off The Avenue. And maybe...!
abevigoda:
War sucks, I'm sorry your friend has to be there and I hope he comes back safe and close to being the same person he was when he left.

On a less serious note, hope you recover from your, umm, wink injury wink
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Dude I am such a fucking flake. I'm always bitching about how I don't have any friends and no one ever wants to go do shit with me-- but everyone called/wrote me to try and hang out this weekend and I didn't even bother to check my messages until now. Dammit, people! I wasn't expecting that! Shit!

I could've used some company on Sunday... I...
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chris_sick:
you didn't sharpen the long knives enough, that's my guess.
lalita:
You have my grandma's name. :-)
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Today Shouga and I went and got ice cream and had several unpleasant things happen-- specifically running out of money (if you're reading this Bitchy Fat Girl who works at Maggie Moo's-- it's 75 fucking cents!! Why the fuck do YOU care? Pretend you didn't give me a mix-in, okay? It's not like they weigh that shit at the end of the day! Have some...
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james:
hyparxis:
I finally made your secksy-artichoke-monkey-pasta. Hot damn it is tasty! Thank you thank you!

It works too....I totally want to fuck myself. blackeyed
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So I just got a letter that I have been pre-approved for a Capital One Platinum Visa card (etc, etc)...

And I'm like-- "huh?" I've been unemployed for almost a year and the two credit cards I already have are both overlimit and haven't been payed in many months. Are they somehow not aware of this? Should I bother to fill out the thing or...
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shouga:
oh my fucking god... nads=nasty, so sorry to find out another infomerical is satan spawn.

biggrin tomorrow, ice cream, robot , wonderfulness smile
hyparxis:
gaaagh! you sent too much wind!! its knocking my plants over!! cut it out!! blackeyed
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Sorry for being so emo in my last entry. I was cranky and hormonal and being a bit overdramatic. But thanks for the sympathy.

Shopping makes things better! I bought hot-ass new shoes and a bunch of new spring clothes (I *heart* TJMaxx) and new bamboo shade-thingies for my windows (from Ikea) and chocolate chai and more fucking sushi... and now I feel wonderful.

And...
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morgan:
I want new clothes!

And yeah, I hang out with people who would never have such bad attitudes towards women, so occasionally it's really weird for me to hear stories like in the Dan Savage column. I forget that such horrid people exist
hyparxis:
Feathered friends, my butt!

This is a "mean bird", doing an image search for "asshole bird" gives you pics that uhhhh....aren't...birds.

so....where's my recipe? wink
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My boobs hurt. I have a migraine. I hate being a girl right now. PMS sucks... although when I shoot my next set in a month or two I'm going to have to try and remember to time it for the day before my period-- my boobs are fucking huge right now. I keep checking myself out in the mirror (like the narcissistic pervert that...
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erica:
I'm totally looking in Baltimore. I've gotta find a new job though!

I'm guessing that you're going to be at the Burlesque show at the Ottobar?
stavrogin:
Did you take your nick from Ada Or Ardor?
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So I ate a bunch of grocery store sushi last night for dinner and came to the conclusion that sushi is good for you. I've been sick and irritable and tired lately --probably due to my diet of chocolate easter eggs and Dunkin Donuts coffee-- but after I had sushi I felt awake and alert and well. So I'm going to start replacing one coffee/sugar...
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tadzi:
i heart sushi, though my advice to you is not to eat sushi from supermarkets. ive done that and gotten sick. stick wiht the restaurant variety.
que:
ewww, sushi = icky

i'm no fan of seafood or vegtables
maybe that's why i'm sick? yes

good luck with that army of coffee cups, you just may be able to take over a small country with those babies!
i<3yourset
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Holy crap! I'm naked on the internet!

It figures the one day I sleep until one and don't even bother checking the site right away (when normally I can barely tear myself off to sleep and eat) is the day i go up.

This has definitely improved my mood! kiss


***And everyone please say hi to my lovely and talented best friend Shouga-- she's the...
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makaveli:
Very nice set. You are very hot love

kiss
dejajeva:
You're going to get so many comments now that you'll forget all about me!

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I love this site! I swear I will write back everyone who commented to congratulate me on turning pink... it just might take me a while! So much attention and you guys haven't even see me naked yet (well, most of you haven't)!

So Easter... we did the church thing with his family. It was not as scary as I had expected. It was actually...
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corkscrew:
You like The Notwist. Be my friend?

love
ldwarren:
Hope the positive response to the set cheers you up and makes you feel better. smile

You like the Smiths and the Von Bondies- cool!
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There's this lovely little park around the corner from my house, an oasis in the ghetto, with grass and trees and a big field where the local high school apparantly has football games and their fucking marching band IS SO GODDAMN LOUD it sounds like a huge storm and gunfire and hell on earth. All you can hear is the rhythm section (that may be...
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belllla:
Congratulations! You're a doll! smile
mo0nlit:
WOOHOO!!! its a sign!!!! im excited for you!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin