Hello my Oranges and PaulNikons,
My trip to Florida is coming soon, and i am kinda excited and kinda nauseous. Something about the sunshine state makes me not just nervous, but completely on edge. Like a spelling bee, wrapped in a first date, wrapped in a job interview. I feel like everybody there are either the girls who bullied me in middle school or my bitchy great aunt who always tells me i am getting fat.
But Harry Potter world is in Florida, and as an obnoxious potter nerd i have to make pilgrimage.
I am gonna drink butter beer, i am gonna eat all the candies, i am gonna have hotel sex, i am gonna get a wand and i will share awful pictures of me in nothing but my new HP gear
so my lovelies, tell me about a place you love.
or your opinions on florida
My trip to Florida is coming soon, and i am kinda excited and kinda nauseous. Something about the sunshine state makes me not just nervous, but completely on edge. Like a spelling bee, wrapped in a first date, wrapped in a job interview. I feel like everybody there are either the girls who bullied me in middle school or my bitchy great aunt who always tells me i am getting fat.
But Harry Potter world is in Florida, and as an obnoxious potter nerd i have to make pilgrimage.
I am gonna drink butter beer, i am gonna eat all the candies, i am gonna have hotel sex, i am gonna get a wand and i will share awful pictures of me in nothing but my new HP gear
so my lovelies, tell me about a place you love.
or your opinions on florida
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I'm from FL, its a peculiar place. It's like a gorgeous tropical island, and a swampy trailer park rolled into one with a little dash of tourist trap magic. But no one who lives here is from here, and most of the people in the state at any given time don't actually or consistently reside here so their sneering and ridicule imaginary or otherwise (altho i can't imagine how anyone could gaze upon you with anything but absolute adoration considering you are quite possibly the most precious thing i have ever seen) will be traveling safely back with them to Maine, Michigan, or Massachusetts. Everyone here is from some state starting with M. But I'm sure you'll have an amazing time in the wizarding world I'm excited to peek at yer nerd schwag.