Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor... Read More
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Three firemen had just finished clearing the... Read More
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"Sex is one of my downfalls. I get sex any way I can get it. If I have to force somebody to do it, I do . . . I rape them; I've done that. I've killed animals to have sex with them, and I've had sex while they're alive."
Why would you have to force someone, they are sick in their heads if they didn't want you. I'll come by, but maybe I'll play hard to get since I'm get the feeling you actually enjoy the chase a little bit. hehe