My mum: Have you seen Green fried tomatoes?
Me: It was ages ago, I dont remember anything.
Mum:Theres a woman there who they call a "bee charmer".
Me: Aha.
Mum: And youre like that woman.
Me (grumpy): And what was she? Stupid and slutty?
Mum: No, she was called a bee charmer because she managed to stick her hand into a nest full...
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Me: It was ages ago, I dont remember anything.
Mum:Theres a woman there who they call a "bee charmer".
Me: Aha.
Mum: And youre like that woman.
Me (grumpy): And what was she? Stupid and slutty?
Mum: No, she was called a bee charmer because she managed to stick her hand into a nest full...
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loretta:
tack fr din comment
blindsamurai:
hmmm..cine-metaphor-mommy.. she's great! you can handle it..just believe!

Today:
-Ive been having breakfast for the first time in many days I think. That was nice.
-I woke up in madkittens dormroom. Hes in Japan that lucky bastard and Im here bonding with his dorm roomies. (That could be a word, right? A cute word!)
-Im going to vote! Yay!
-Ive been reading about Baseball metaphores in sexual slang. Crazy stuff!
-Im...
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-Ive been having breakfast for the first time in many days I think. That was nice.
-I woke up in madkittens dormroom. Hes in Japan that lucky bastard and Im here bonding with his dorm roomies. (That could be a word, right? A cute word!)
-Im going to vote! Yay!
-Ive been reading about Baseball metaphores in sexual slang. Crazy stuff!
-Im...
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codemonkeym:
Yes, many lovely pictures. Sweden is lovely!
jako:
-I have to go voting... on my birthday... O_o which is pretty fucked up, cos I can't give a we get drunk and throw up all over the place party the night before ...
-I've had breakfast he first time this year today! Well, it was aroun 1 in the afternoon, but I never get up before 12 ^_^
-I actually have studied computer science, and I have completed it, yet I don't do shit with it. I do still wake up in the middle of the night thinking I've studied the wrong thing... Hey, it did happen a few times O_o, .. among other things. Good tip: do study, never get drunk a few hours before the exam (or other intoxicating things), try to learn the right thing ETC... :-/
Ps. brgraaaugh ... pfhaaaaaaiiiiixs ..... kseeeeeeffffkssssss (that's me getting frustrated for not having those cute things on my keyboar layout to put on top of letters ... :-/ )
-I've had breakfast he first time this year today! Well, it was aroun 1 in the afternoon, but I never get up before 12 ^_^
-I actually have studied computer science, and I have completed it, yet I don't do shit with it. I do still wake up in the middle of the night thinking I've studied the wrong thing... Hey, it did happen a few times O_o, .. among other things. Good tip: do study, never get drunk a few hours before the exam (or other intoxicating things), try to learn the right thing ETC... :-/
Ps. brgraaaugh ... pfhaaaaaaiiiiixs ..... kseeeeeeffffkssssss (that's me getting frustrated for not having those cute things on my keyboar layout to put on top of letters ... :-/ )
Oh wow.
I love the fact that I follow my feelings. Yup. M-hm.
I love the fact that I follow my feelings. Yup. M-hm.
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marigold:
sarcasm?
myra:
Hehe
Okay well so I didn't update. I might just some day. You know with pictures and all of that sorta stuff. I know you wants it. Like a picture of the beautiful autumn here or of Yojimbo playing with Locksley or maybe a drawing of a big mountain. Lots of things to show you really.
But..right now.....so many things are happening and I'm so happy....
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But..right now.....so many things are happening and I'm so happy....
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kipling:
Vldigt descriptive ... att knna s mycket s att hjrtat inte fr plats i kroppen ... Bra sagt.
pihka:
Nmen det lter ju urhrligt- fjrilshjrtat- hoppas allt r som det ska!
Buss & kran!
Buss & kran!
I have a cold and sit at home drinking some sort of yogic tea. This means that once I've done a proper update later today I'll actually have time to write to you guys too
Long live autumn semi sicknesses.
<---yucky sickness-kiss.
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madkitten:
You know the old swedish saying, whiskey-chocolate tasting tea is the best remedy for a cold
madkitten:
As per request I looked at the Megatokyo set, do you want a review?
So suddenly I find myself in the situation where I'm suppose to teach a bunch of new university students about unix. Oh my.
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codemonkeym:
I hope you are having a lot of fun!!
oxy:
oh youll do fine...youll be great 
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pihka:
HUG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: dead man's chest a couple of days ago and I'm still happy about it! I loved it! I thought it was the perfect adventure film. Pirates, crazy cajun people, a giant octopus, men in wigs, an undead monkey, sun and sand and tropical forests, kidnapping, fighting, unbelivable jumps and stunts and lots of Johnny Depp with nasty teeth. Perfect!...
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mark_plus_beer:
monkeys are cool
but surely you want an undead monkey to do all your bidding
but surely you want an undead monkey to do all your bidding
yuriel:
haha woman.
yeah.
ps you are rad!

yeah.
ps you are rad!
I hit a car! I was in a hurry to get to work the other day so I was biking as fast as I could, and then suddenly there was a car in front of me. I bumped into it, bounced away and hit the asfalt head first. The lady in the car picked me up and drove me to work. I stumbled into our...
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poedelaire:
The REAL moral of the story IS to spend more time with hamburger and coke. 13 days in a row!?! Is that legal?
What you really need is a little pampering. There, there Katrina lie back and relax, forget the stresses of the day(s)...oh....I suppose I shouldn't be patting you on the head then....
I'm glad you're alright though (i bet you're cute in a cycling helmet!)
What you really need is a little pampering. There, there Katrina lie back and relax, forget the stresses of the day(s)...oh....I suppose I shouldn't be patting you on the head then....
I'm glad you're alright though (i bet you're cute in a cycling helmet!)
codemonkeym:
Hmmm, the conference is actually in Farsta. I just learned that it is on the Green Line of the Metro, and that it is 11 kilometres from central Stockholm.
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howdy:
If, such a thing happens, I'd love to be the one holding you in my arms that August evening. And not only because it would make me the oldest man alive 
sally:
if you want to come here you are absolutely welcome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna say thankyou to all those people throughout the years that worked hard to make the 8 hours workday standard and legalized in Sweden. I worked 12 hours these last couple of days, and it sucks because it's really tiring. With all the getting between work places and getting home and to work it gave me just enough time at home to take a...
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nya:
take care of you pretty! ♥ ♥ ♥
I hope to meet you next time I'm in wonderland
I hope to meet you next time I'm in wonderland
mr_zero:
I am in a union
I get time and a half for overtime, doubletime for Sundays and triple time for holidays!
I have been working around 60-70 hours a week. I know exactly how you feel.
I am in a union
I get time and a half for overtime, doubletime for Sundays and triple time for holidays!
I have been working around 60-70 hours a week. I know exactly how you feel.
I named the kitty Locksley, because he looks kind of wild but still noble, plus his redish curls go well with forest green colours
Right now he's trying to catch the string on an old fashioned lamp. Otherwise he mostly tries to catch his tail, the stupid thing is always following him around, bugging him. But one day he's gonna get it and that tail...
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Right now he's trying to catch the string on an old fashioned lamp. Otherwise he mostly tries to catch his tail, the stupid thing is always following him around, bugging him. But one day he's gonna get it and that tail...
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memorandom:
cute name. i really, really wnat to get a pet of some kind - but am totally undecided about what to get. i've had both cats and dogs growing up, always kind of the 'family pet', but when it comes to picking one for myself, i just can't decide.
will probably be a cat though - they're that little bit more sassy and smart. as long as she doesn't bring me home dead birds and mice from the woods. . .
will probably be a cat though - they're that little bit more sassy and smart. as long as she doesn't bring me home dead birds and mice from the woods. . .
enola:
thats`s a cool name!! hey, i am going to san francisco. sadly, sweden trip must wait....
but i will return, yes i will!
but i will return, yes i will!
