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Today I gave a cigarette to a pregnant woman.

I think that qualifies me for being Satan.
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beledi:
only if you made her smoke it by sitting on her belly and pushing it in her face. really.

she has free will, i'm pretty sure of it.
ciel:
thats pretty bad, but she shouldnt of asked you for one, being already aware of the dangers! I think you'll be let off for that one! biggrin
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nocontrol:
You two fuckin rawk.
rumrunner:
"If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen"
or just get naked confused
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nocontrol:
So, what are my little sisters up to this weekend? skull
thebacchanalian:
staggering christ, that is fantastic.
more.more.more.more.more.
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my girl and i are moving tomorrow! into the milk bottle! yay!!

i bathed the ferrets today. they are so sad when they are bathed. which i find quite funny.

girl and i have been drinking out of pink and purple baby bottles for the past few days. we're so cool.
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lilmissmorbid:
I have some other baby gear if you want items like pacifiers, bibs some sippie cups just lemme know smile
hehe
tomahto:
in regards to the previous post:

citrus fruit is also a big no. trust me.
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things i do not like and that make me sad #1: shoving garlic up my hoohoo. frown
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rumrunner:
are you afraid of getting raped by a bloody vampire???
apologees:
i have no idea what that means. strange code... does this mean i have to drop off a mix tape to the guy at the army store?
surreal
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SGVA: love love love

you are teh coolest. except for maybe those tiny mexican guys who thought me and my girl were sisters. hm.
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abadinfluence:
LOL - very good point. Now ... lol ... how about answering that question about Gummo? lol
abadinfluence:
Hmmm ... that actually did it for me ... gonna try and watch it somewhere this weekend.

So that actually worked pretty easy. How about ... LOL - very good point. Now ... lol ... how about you come here and cuddle? lol
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my balogna has a first name... it's ... FUCKIN A WHY IS THAT JINGLE STUCK IN MY HEAD?!?!
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nocontrol:
love love love love love love eeek eeek eeek eeek love love love love
cheech:
Oh, silly of me, I had looked at your page yesterday; I didn't recognize you! That combined with my shaky sense of who nomemolesta was shows I need to do my pre-event lookups better. confused

Wasn't sure if you meant one of those milk-bottle buildings or an actual large glass bottle, but I figured it out. Thankyou.
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i just spent half an hour cleaning ferret shit off the floor. damn you, ferrets. use the freaking litter boxes. DO IT.

in other news, my girl's first set was rejected. we've yet to even see the photos. the photographer apparently just sent them to missy and neglected to show us first. ... yeah all right. from now on, i'm not letting anyone else (with...
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mattasaurus:
hey.

was wandering through and saw your wrist tattoo pics. A friend of mine has a golden spiral on his back. In case you don't already know, take the golden rectangle, keep dividing and then draw a spiral using quarter circles through all the squares.

coolest tattoo ever. (Really like yours, too).
crayolaarsenal:
condolances on your rrejection... you definteiy cant trust anyone to carry out your creativity...

work ruined my first ditch and i never forgave it... hopefully you can get it touched up...
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iggy73:
I need more Tattoos.. I will be Happy the more i get *Nod* skull ARRR!!!
thebacchanalian:
i want a metal shop. i haven't done anything since last year. fscking laem.
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girl and i had a photographer over the other night taking photos of us for about twelve hours. he had my girl dress up as a white-trashy housewife, curlers and hooker rouge and everything. i don't know how she managed to look hot wearing that shit, but she did. he dressed me up as a ghoulish child-like thing. i had sutures over my lips. it...
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mrsmead:
Did you really sew your mouth shut?! love

I'm all for trashy hot. I suppose I am from Georgia, though......

cheech? tongue
nomemolesta:
ARRRRRRRR ARRR!!!