duh v8 is gross. but have you had it witha hangover?
i could bitch and whine and make you hysterial with stories of the incompetence of everyone employed by the state of virginia. but i won't. i'll just tell you that when i got out of class today my car had been towed. this, less than a week after my wallet got stolen. this, when...
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i could bitch and whine and make you hysterial with stories of the incompetence of everyone employed by the state of virginia. but i won't. i'll just tell you that when i got out of class today my car had been towed. this, less than a week after my wallet got stolen. this, when...
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i keep finding hair on me. like hairs attatched to my shirt, not me. this morning it took me half an hour to find one that i was feeling every time i moved my arm a certain way. i wanted to rip my shirt off and stomp around but i didn't i was in the gas station buying v8 juice because i was hung over...
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bloodycrackdown6:
...can you get 5 gallon buckets of "star-lube"? that would last me for a whole year! 
fucko_fuckington:
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Gimme some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
pimp. v8 is gross. playa. that damn song will always be in my head.
Gimme some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
pimp. v8 is gross. playa. that damn song will always be in my head.
i'm not in philly. i'm not happy about that.
i had to work so i had to stay here. i wish i could have met everyone who went. but harliquin and i are probably planning a party in baltimore in december and i demand that everyone be there.
actually, if i were there right now i probably wouldn't be able to drink because last night...
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i had to work so i had to stay here. i wish i could have met everyone who went. but harliquin and i are probably planning a party in baltimore in december and i demand that everyone be there.
actually, if i were there right now i probably wouldn't be able to drink because last night...
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kira:
your welcome for the card...i wish you could have made it to the party on saturday, but i understand...i made a cookie with your name on it...i'll save it till the next party...hehe...ok maybe i won't...
xoxo
kira
xoxo
kira
fucko_fuckington:
since when did pizza stop people from dying. i need to eat some more often. 
i ate a burrito supreme in my car and talked to myself and a leaf went plop on the winshield. i said, "what the fuck is your issue with sauce?" because the guy had asked, "any sauce?" and i had answered, "mild" and he had left me sauceless and even though i was sitting outside of taco bell i didn't go in and get sauce...
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jamiepb:
What are burritos? (Aussie)
supernovice:
Why do we feel content with poor service? You didn't go inside and complain or ask for sauce; you drove on...
I got a disasterous haircut the other day and smiled and tipped the blind-ass stylist 4 bucks, even though I thought she did a shit job... Why on earth did I do that? Fucking nuts...
I got a disasterous haircut the other day and smiled and tipped the blind-ass stylist 4 bucks, even though I thought she did a shit job... Why on earth did I do that? Fucking nuts...
looking around a bar because what else am i going to do but nobody interests me like me and the flashing of the ring on my finger, that finger using another finger to hold a cigarette and all of the other fingers holding a beer and i'm wondering who i'm fooling and i'm guessing no one and bruce springsteen is staring at me every time...
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katie:
i love that you have abull plug by your head in your profile pic. hott.
katie:
i love that you have a butt plug by your head in your profile pic. hott.
iain'tgotnothintosaybutiain'tsaidnothinforawhilesoimightaswell.
i got porn everywhere. broken porn to send to the manufacturing, porn outfits falling off hangers, blow up sheep falling into my computer, and leftover porn playing cards taking up space on my counter. i got porn to take care of but i'm lazy so i'm typing shouldn't porn take care of me?
if you can't think of anything to say don't say anything...
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i got porn everywhere. broken porn to send to the manufacturing, porn outfits falling off hangers, blow up sheep falling into my computer, and leftover porn playing cards taking up space on my counter. i got porn to take care of but i'm lazy so i'm typing shouldn't porn take care of me?
if you can't think of anything to say don't say anything...
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scooter11:
Based on the evidence of this site, I have to say...all Virginian women are astoundingly hot! 
olsen:
Given that you make your living(s) off of porn, in its own strange little way, porn is taking care of you!
Why don't you crawl under the counter for five minutes though and get some sleep?
Why don't you crawl under the counter for five minutes though and get some sleep?
last night i loved you in a girl's ponytail and in another girl's scarf. i saw you in beer that went from one girl's bottle to her mouth to her throat and even though it was in her i loved you because i knew that i had paid more attention to it (you) than she ever would. that kind of love that isn't really, whatever...
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quasi_sean:
hi grey,
tron was right...i'm back to my old self, and i really enjoyed your entry. you can check my new entry out if you like. are all of yours like this?
tron was right...i'm back to my old self, and i really enjoyed your entry. you can check my new entry out if you like. are all of yours like this?
toiletooth:
i read it again and i love you too.
last night i broke my boot. i got home and didn't have my key and had to go back to the bar to find my friend who DID have my key and i broke my boot. it is very important that i find non-heeled, platform black boots very soon. i don't know how much longer these chucks are going to work for me.
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myeviltwin:
awwww!!!! poor boots! I would be heartbroken if my boots died. 
mulhollanddrive:
Sorry about your kick! Did you at least have a good time to justify your loss? I fuckin' hope so. For what it's worth, I think chucks are muy caliente on girls. Don't remember if I told you or not, but your set totally RAWKS!!!
my set went up yay! unfortunatly i had the day off when it did and i can't get onto sg until today but thank you guys for all of the nice comments! yes, that is a butt plug, and naked mondays=we wear the lingerie when we work on mondays. the county doesn't like it much. 
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toiletooth:
so basically, you're dead.
rejection:
like missy says... you are my new crush I hope that's not problematic for you?
sometimes when you go to your car in the morning it's covered in leaves. some of them are pretty, some of them are brown, and most of them fly away when you start driving. and even though some of them are pretty you think, "yeah, get off my car, man." but there are always a few that stay stuck in your windshield wipers. they're never...
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bettie:
Oh my god your ocupations cracks me up!
I allways have dried up old Eucalyptus leaves stuck in my wipers. They're icky, but they smell good when I suck them up in the vacum.
I allways have dried up old Eucalyptus leaves stuck in my wipers. They're icky, but they smell good when I suck them up in the vacum.
tegan:
hahaha no problem sugar lips.
xoxox.
i cant wait till we get married either.
kiscica wants to get married too.
xoxox.
i cant wait till we get married either.
kiscica wants to get married too.
masturbation foiled me again.
maybe we were right.
maybe we were right vice versa.
sometimes things just get brown.
what am i doing?
maybe we were right.
maybe we were right vice versa.
sometimes things just get brown.
what am i doing?
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atomic_tiki:
QUESTION:
Is that a BIG BLACK BUTT PLUG in the back ground of your profile pic??
If so, you my dear are MY NEW HERO!!!
Is that a BIG BLACK BUTT PLUG in the back ground of your profile pic??
If so, you my dear are MY NEW HERO!!!
toiletooth:
i miss you.
Have fun watching Sex and the City! I may be checking out the the scene up there tomorrow or Sunday, but either way, I won't "hit the bottom"....
Hope you've had a great day. May talk to you later - we'll see... (I bet the suspense is overwhelming
edited cuz I can spell brilliantly, but my typing smokes the peep and I never proof-read....
[Edited on Nov 07, 2003 12:27PM]