School's over. Everyone's sick but me.
I got the most radical issue of Rolling Stone in the mail, but I don't remember getting a subscription to said magazine, but there it is, on the front cover, a blurry version of my name and address. I win!
I just don't find Jennifer Anniston that attractive. This may be because I never liked Rachel on Friends.
I...
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I got the most radical issue of Rolling Stone in the mail, but I don't remember getting a subscription to said magazine, but there it is, on the front cover, a blurry version of my name and address. I win!
I just don't find Jennifer Anniston that attractive. This may be because I never liked Rachel on Friends.
I...
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deathbyopus:
Your coolness grows more and more each day 
thanks for being so nice
thanks for being so nice
sloane:
Ahaha! Yes, that DOES make me feel better, actually!!
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dierdre:
pssst! I need those stats on you! I have to draw the tatts on the backs of your thighs before inking! help me out here.
tehwickedends:
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
The inner part of my elbow is all types of swollen and bruised and the pinhole where they drew blood appears to have grown in size. I got zero sleep last night and I'm exhausted and partially functional. My hair is a mess and I'm not wearing make up. I look like a freaking addict to the maxxx. 
.... I'm a big fat liar, we...
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.... I'm a big fat liar, we...
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dierdre:
So you feel like dogshit too, huh? I've been sleeping like poop for the last week. PURE poop. no nuts or crayons or nothin'.
I look forward to seeing your new ink. ^ _ ~
I look forward to seeing your new ink. ^ _ ~
hadesjones:
You may feel bad honey but I have it on good authority that you couldn't look bad if you tried, makeup and rest be damned!
Hades
Hades
I hope your VD was a plesant and wonderful one! Mine involved school, work, a movie and a late night pizza.
I saw final destination 3 tonight. It was nice and gory. Nothing says love day like guts splattered on the wall. Every time I saw it coming, I'd mutter "ooooohman" under my breath and my friend would laugh. On the way out, although the...
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I saw final destination 3 tonight. It was nice and gory. Nothing says love day like guts splattered on the wall. Every time I saw it coming, I'd mutter "ooooohman" under my breath and my friend would laugh. On the way out, although the...
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hadesjones:
Valentines day? Honey come on and catch up because it's Monkeyday AND Mardi Gras!!!
I full expect beads, booze, and monkeys in your very near future.
Kisses, kisses and monkeybusiness
Hades
and
Bobo
I full expect beads, booze, and monkeys in your very near future.
Kisses, kisses and monkeybusiness
Hades
and
Bobo
thedarkness:
Hello girl, how are things?
Someday, I'm going to make SyntheticBarbie my darling wifey and we'll hatch many eggs together.
p.s. Thank you for friday. I think I love you, doolittle.
p.s. Thank you for friday. I think I love you, doolittle.
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angelfuckaz:
Thank you for the bday wishes. 
tehwickedends:
Happy Valentines day Esther! 
your vd present is in my pants.
your vd present is in my pants.
Afternoon Conversation...
Me : Member that time I rocked so hard I killed a man.
Her : How many people you figure you kill a day like that.
Me : Oh, I dunno, a thousand?
Her : Maybe a million!
Us : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me : Member that time I rocked so hard I killed a man.
Her : How many people you figure you kill a day like that.
Me : Oh, I dunno, a thousand?
Her : Maybe a million!
Us : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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handsomejoe:
I remember one of those times you rocked so hard. Poor bastard never saw it coming.
scissorhands925:
Thats funny....The first thing that came to my mind was this:
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was ugh dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock an' roll"
It's by Jim Steinman.....The guy who writes the lyrics for Meatloaf.....I always tought it was kinda cool.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2006 6:04PM]
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was ugh dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock an' roll"
It's by Jim Steinman.....The guy who writes the lyrics for Meatloaf.....I always tought it was kinda cool.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2006 6:04PM]
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yuriel:
uh hon i could care if you had dimestore tattoos and weighed 53 grams 
thats hot
<3
thats hot
<3
supergp:
I'm with Dane. You could beat the holy hell out of a 53 pound girl. And that's why we love you.
I would like to take a moment to say hello to one of my favorite baristas of all the westside, krogen!
Represent.
And now I will go eat some bad asian food, return home and begin a homework epic. I do believe it's 75 pitcher night if we make it to the bar before 12.
Represent.
And now I will go eat some bad asian food, return home and begin a homework epic. I do believe it's 75 pitcher night if we make it to the bar before 12.
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thedarkness:
Thank you love, this is something that I have always wanted.
dierdre:
<3
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downingolsen:
hey
hadesjones:
Wow, wow, and yep, wow. Niiiiice sweetheart, niiiiiiice.
Welcome to the almost weekend!!!
Hades
Welcome to the almost weekend!!!
Hades
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dane_valek:
Hope all goes well with Mr. Scissorhands. What's wrong with the car?
nonblonde:
*cackle* <3