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Funny FUNNY night last night at work!OH MAN!!Too bad that you'll never know what happend .......hahahahhaa






Emily=asshole

Ok.......one thing that happend last night.......I was useing something at work........and I had to leave it for a few......SO I put a nice note on it....it said......
You take=You DIE! thank you come agian.....=)
OH!It also said....Queen Jolene kicks ass!That's right!YOUR ass!!
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evilrabbit:
keep your hands off my fucking sandwich...
catculus:
great note
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I got hit in the eye with a ball last night at work....It fucking HURT.....I hope I get a black eye!!That would kick ass!!!



Emily=Lame,because she WANTS to have a black eye
hehehheheee
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evilrabbit:
balls in the eye huh...sounds like a porno in the making to me...
radd:
Wow. I just gotta wonder what kinda job this is where you kill, stand on a ladder, and have balls and other things thrown at you. Are you a secret agent woman?
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At work last night....I was up on the ladder,and the asshole guys were throwing BIG stuff at me.and at my boobs,and at my JUNK!!grrrrrr It hurt=(
but.....I made something really cool tho...=)hehehehhe


Emily=hurt =(


ps.....Emily's a DORK!!!
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bletch:
oh yeah, I love you
tatum:
I think dorks are the best kind of people! Especially adorable ones that wear cute little glasses and leave messages in my journal all the time smile *kisses and hugs*
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You know that bear I was talking about a few days ago???Well.......last night at work I said 'fuck you' to it..and it said."...sigh...ok,only if you leave the lights on this time..." No joke!!!It REALLY did!! Fuckin' funny ass shit!!! I really need one...that bear kicks ass!!


Emily=lame
hehehehheheh
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catculus:
With the entertainment you get from that bear it sounds like it would be a really good investment for you smile
evilrabbit:
i...
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Emily=UNimpressed



....I want to play with someone.....
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lefty:
forget the rest of them! play with me! i need some happiness after the shitty night i had last night.... read journal to find out just how shitty it was...
radd:
Yeah, I'm useless in the summer. Hot weather just kills all my motivation and energy. I LOVE the fall and just tend to be in better shape in the winter than in the summer. Spring I can deal with, I think I don't like it that much just because it means summer is on the way.
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Emily=impressed
Evilrabbit kicks ass!
That's all.....Thank you come again...


..as for the rest of you.....You know I love you!=)



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liquid29:
eeek
Damnit woman! I said get that out!!! Eeeeep!
juebi:
and we love you too.
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I want to feel something new.....I want to fall in love..
I want to feel that kiss again....
I need to get out of here......I cant take it anymore!I HATE this town.......

Emily=unimpressed
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jack:
thanks
liquid29:
Safe on the shore I've been sleeping...
Faced by the thoughts I've been keeping...
To break down the door of my life...
I need more texture...
You need to give me more texture
Texture
Texture...
You need to give me more texture...
So deep inside I've been dreaming...
In a space too confined, too concealing...
It's a race to remind you of days I can't find...
You need to give me more texture
Texture
Texture...
You need to give me more...
To break down the door of my life...
I need more texture...
You need to give me more...
You need to give me more...
Texture
Texture
Texture...
You need to give me more texture
Texture
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Eh......I've got nothin'! I didn't do ANYTHING funny,or lame today.........I just sleept the day away,and stayed up all night,and here I am!!YAY!!Jolene=lame
when I say Jolene,I mean Emily..Jolene is my real name..really it is.....no joke...
If something funny,or what not happens then I'll try this again......blah..........
Jolene=LAME
Jolene=NOT funny
Jolene=unimpressed
Jolene=you fill in the rest........could be a fun game?OH!and you can be mean too I...
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mynameisdamien:
Modest Mouse and the Pixies, she got my vote
liquid29:
She could certainly pick me, but I doubt my heart would be able to handle it... smile
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I yelled at this toy bear,and it told me that I needed to seek professional help.REALLY no joke....It was funny as hell!I was laughing my ass off...I want one now...
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catculus:
Ooo! I want a toy bear to tell me that and then I can be like, "Hahahahaha! I am seeking professional help! So there!!"

Yeah.
juebi:
that's too damn funny! I want one! I want one! Thanks for the compliment on my hair. Wasn't sure if blue was the way to go or not, but I dig it
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Yeah..so I guess I suck...and....my boss tells me that I suck.....
but after work...I went to eat with my brother,and his girlfriend......hahahahahahah it was funny as hell....being as loud as hell,and saying sick shit while people were eating...hahahaha I LOVE IT!!ahahahahhah...the place we went to eat,was the place where people would go after a party....The hang over drunk fuck place .....ha ha ?Anyways,yeah It was...
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liquid29:
Make sure you get pics of the new cut, I'll want to see them on Sat night! smile
rawr_ima_monster:
hey you. Hello from sunny California. you don't suck, trust me on this. what does your boss know, he lets peopel throw balls at each other's nards and stuff.
-loves to watch drunk after-partiers in denny's,
Dave
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I told some guy at work last night that I was gonna fuck his girlfriend up the ass...ahahahhahahahahhahha...ha? That's funny right........or just sick as hell.....eh...
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liquid29:
Before the summer fell I already knew...
She said I was more than dead...
I already knew...
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, I just can't take this anymore...
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, a knife behind the eyes...
A vicious size again....
I miss my best friend, a growing fear...
A lot to sacrifice...
Or draw to an end...
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, I just can't take this anymore...
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, a knife behind the eyes...
A vicious size...
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, I just can't take this anymore...
Pain, here it comes again...
Pain, a knife behind the eyes...
A vicious, vicious, vicious pain...
Pain, here it comes
Pain, here it comes
Pain, here it comes
pyrocide:
That is so evil! But so hilarious! He can be your butt slut!
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Don't know if I had this poem in my journal before....

..........Too long.......
I am wanting this too much...
I found all of me in you.......
Kiss me tonight like it was wrong....
Kiss me tonight before you are gone.....
I've wanted this for so long....
Please don't say that I am wrong....
I've wanted this for too long.........
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stewd:
i bought chick pants
pyrocide:
Sorry I meant that I liked your poem.