Hmmm....I got this REALLY strange letter in the mail today....It has no return address on it....and inside is a Anchorage AK, newspaper from Wednesday,October 2,and there is a note inside saying "Jolene you gotta see this! J." But the REALLY odd thing is it has a stamp on it that says CA . So I don't know how it came from Cali with a Anchorage...
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Man!! I sleep A LOT now....and dreams.....lots of dreams.....and how I got this cut on my arm in my sleep,I don't know.........
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pyrocide:
Maybe it was the underwear gnomes!
evilrabbit:
i sleep with scissors taped to my crotch...
OK this sux,sux ass even!!The wind is blowing WAY too hard,trees are falling down....A tree even fell down on a house.....My internet wasnt working for a long time,and the power is about to go out,and I don't like the dark..It makes me sad...=( I'm all by myself....and I'll scream like a little girl if the power goes out...haha really...I will,I do all the time...haha? But...
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powdered_toast_man:
you all have it easy. i live in a hick city of 16,000 BUT 8,000 of them are above the age of 60. i live in the gereatric capital of the world. 16,000 people and 17 retirement homes. highest per capita ratio in the world
just uesterday i saw a 90 year old man drive down the wrong side of a 4 lane dived higway through town for 3 blocks. caused 2 accidents and yelled at me when i took his liscence placte. asked me "where is the sign saying i can't drive on that side of the road" all i could say is "do you need a sign to tell you to whipe your ass?"
second suck ass thing about this hole. per capita in the world, we have the most sinlge teen mothers. the most sinlge women over 30.
the only cool thing about this place is Stage 13 and Big Valley Jamboree. a huge rock and country concerts in the summer.
now i ask ya. who should be toting the sawed off now?
just uesterday i saw a 90 year old man drive down the wrong side of a 4 lane dived higway through town for 3 blocks. caused 2 accidents and yelled at me when i took his liscence placte. asked me "where is the sign saying i can't drive on that side of the road" all i could say is "do you need a sign to tell you to whipe your ass?"
second suck ass thing about this hole. per capita in the world, we have the most sinlge teen mothers. the most sinlge women over 30.
the only cool thing about this place is Stage 13 and Big Valley Jamboree. a huge rock and country concerts in the summer.
now i ask ya. who should be toting the sawed off now?
liquid29:
Got your package today!
It RULES!
SO DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It RULES!
SO DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahahahahaha HA!!!! I think I'm going crazy......
and why did I just update my journal 3 FUCKING times......
and why did I just update my journal 3 FUCKING times......
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catboner:
cabin fever?
azura:
hey i have a question about LA...
well first, are you going to Disneyland? i'm sure you already told me, and i forgot.
well first, are you going to Disneyland? i'm sure you already told me, and i forgot.
fuck fuck fuck fuck Why do I hate people so much???I cant even go outside anymore,because everyone I see I just want to punch in the face..It's sad really...I guess I just need to stay inside my house....Because if I go outside I might kill someone....
juebi:
No, go out and punch some people! I'll come along and help!
catculus:
fight! fight! fight!
It's too lost,I was too late....
but that's alright,that's ok,I'm not ok..
but that's alright,that's ok,I'm not ok..
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randomdent:
How come you never answer the phone when I call?
liquid29:
You're right, you're not ok.
You're FUCKING AWESOME!
You're FUCKING AWESOME!
I think it's time,time to kill thoes that I hate..
Yes......wait......I hate myself....Shit...guess I cant do that then.....
SO ANYWAYS...Yeah fuck off..and have a shitty day.....
Eh!You know i love you guys,and gals...
Yes......wait......I hate myself....Shit...guess I cant do that then.....
SO ANYWAYS...Yeah fuck off..and have a shitty day.....
Eh!You know i love you guys,and gals...
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foreverxbroken:
your cute too! thanks doll.
nyhcx516:
im actually going to have to say that i feel the sasme way the past week or so. time for a killing spree, fuck off, but i love you.. yes, that sums it up
Journal smurnal......
No more journal.....bah!!!
No more journal.....bah!!!
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gil:
everyone needs a hobby
pyrocide:
Damn your day sounds worse than mine!
I'm going to Anchorage(a town 3hrs away) on the 11th...I think I might move there.......We'll see...One of my friends lives there,it will be nice to see her ...It's been a long time.....OH!When I'm there I'll take some pix...Yes some fun pix...No naked ones...My brother is going to be there,and his girlfriend...I dont hate his girlfriend,like I REALLY REALLY HATE his old one...Dumb cunt......she lived with...
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catculus:
stupid creepy guys.
radd:
*sniffle* You won't talk to me on AIM anymore? Er..wait...we never did...oh yeah. I have no clue what we would talk about? Snow? I like snow. I can't wait for it to snow here, but I'm weird and like that stuff.
Someone at work asked me what I was eating.....I said ....Your mom's pussy bitch!!!!!!
I hit someone in the junk with a ball today...that kicked ass...and my lip still kinda hurts...blah....
I keep telling the guys at work that I'll cut them and....I will .....My other boss was in the bathroom peein' and I hit him with a ball...haha....I should have hit him in the...
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I hit someone in the junk with a ball today...that kicked ass...and my lip still kinda hurts...blah....
I keep telling the guys at work that I'll cut them and....I will .....My other boss was in the bathroom peein' and I hit him with a ball...haha....I should have hit him in the...
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azura:
hmm how much does it cost to fly from seattle to alaska? 
azura:
I started a thread so everyone will bug you to move to LA with me 
I know I'm evil, but you should really just pick up and move, It'll be good for you, and you'll get to live with me
I know I'm evil, but you should really just pick up and move, It'll be good for you, and you'll get to live with me
Things that went wrong at work.....
1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I...
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1)Well I was at work,and that was wrong...
2)I got hit in the head TOO many times...
3)My boss gave me a bloody lip...
4)Someone farted on me...
5)Got hit in the face with balls(not them kind)WAY too many times..
6)Someone cut me...
7)My boss was being a little bitch,fucking with me when I was trying to work.....
8)I...
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rawr_ima_monster:
I am never ever goign to a Target in Alaska..I am scared of flying balls in the face.
-really, traumatic experience,
Dave
-really, traumatic experience,
Dave
digdug:
I had to read this again.
That's probably one of the funniest journals I've read in a long time.
That's probably one of the funniest journals I've read in a long time.
So,turn off the light 'cause it's a night on the sun..
You're hopelessly hopeful.....I hope so for you...
So turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun..
You're hoplessly hopeless,I hope so for you...
Well there's one thing to know about this town
It's five hundred miles underground,and that's all right..
Well there's one thing to know about this globe..
It's bound,and it's...
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You're hopelessly hopeful.....I hope so for you...
So turn off the light 'cause it's night on the sun..
You're hoplessly hopeless,I hope so for you...
Well there's one thing to know about this town
It's five hundred miles underground,and that's all right..
Well there's one thing to know about this globe..
It's bound,and it's...
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catboner:
paying rent is for retards. lets go buy some beer and hookers!
rawr_ima_monster:
My roommate reminded me we need to pay rent, so I did it, but it took a serious ding out of the savings...I need to put some back in, instead of just tkaing out. I hate moving, and paying rent and need a job. it's for dummies.
-I've got this thing that I consider my only art,
Dave
-I've got this thing that I consider my only art,
Dave
Emily=Jolene