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Maybe just once it'd be nice if things went to plan, huh?

Who am I kidding, that shit never happens. Grin and bear it girl.

Who's coming to the burlesque shows today and tomorrow?

x
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munch:
was great to see you again last night miss - thought your routine was thoroughly entertaining!
made me biggrin big time!! wink
nya:
one day I will come to see that...one day frown
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Once when I was younger, I wrote the word 'cunt' on a piece of paper, just to see what it looked like. When I say young, I mean real young, like 8 or 9. I don't even think I knew what the word meant, just that it was BAD, and it intrigued me how 4 letters could be so powerful. So I wrote them down...
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dylan:
I did more or less the same with the words "I love Leon Thomas" age about 9 or 10. I was (was?!) such a geek it was social death if anyone would have guessed I fancied the coolest boy in class. I also wrote 'I Love LT' on my hand, and when one of my friends pointed and screamed and laughed at me I came up with some flimsy excuse about it being CT and standing for cartoons.
See you at the Burlesque... kiss
dylan:
Yeah sure, I'll be there early anyway xx
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Have you ever wanted to just...lie down in the middle of the road? To see if cars would swerve to avoid you? To prove to yourself that you're alive?

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anderswolleck:
late at night in my small town on long island i woudl lay down in the middle of the street. no cars were coming but i suppose they could have come quickly. it was a bit of a rush, kind of like closing your eyes for a sec while driving
rxqueen:
yeah, actually.
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Number of customers we had in last night : 13

Number of customers who asked me why I was working on 'that side of the bar' and not as a stripper : 9

Number of bar snacks I was forced to consume out of boredom (packets): 7

NUMBER OF TATTOOS I NOW HAVE IN MY PANTS: 1, as of 10am this morning

xxx

PS I...
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mat8drb:
...per 11 sweet serving. WTF?
nightmares:
Where do you work?
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meaney:
it's like i've been able to watch you grow up... kiss

treefella:
what can I say.... miao!!
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OH MY GOD SOMEBODY STOLE MY PANTS

x

PS Go thank Cherry for her skillz with the magic camera box

And go tell xfloorpunchx how jealous you are that he gets to touch me tongue
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silveronthetree:
You set was overrun with comments so thought i would leave my compliments here.

Really liked the set.

Liked the building, had a nice old feel to it, your costume was great and there were some really great shots.

Well done.

keep well
nightmares:
That is my all time favourite set love! Congrats!
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YOUR DOOM AWAITS YOU!!!






















OMGzzzzzzzzzzz I *hE4rT* HAt3bReeD s000000000 mUch
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kristoph:
soooooooon!
i promise.
i miss you too.
it's been a whiles eh missus?
xxx
agata:
i got XIII hun, just thirteen in roman numberals. its just a pain cus you have to get it done about 4 times! whatever
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As tempting as it is to tell people xfloorpunchx punched me in the face, the insanely swollen lip I am currently sporting is from my new lip piercing. And I have a tattoo booked for Wednesday. And my corset arrived this morning, which means I am currently sat here, not being able to breathe or bend, but having a 20inch waist.

So yes, good things....
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bitemytongue:
I see you've joined the ranks on OMP today biggrin
acetracer:
No one would ever believe you'd get punched in the mouth by your boyfriend, you're tuff remember? wink


[Edited on Mar 06, 2005 1:15AM]
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Hello.
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mat8drb:
This bloke at work who's always saying how his girlfriend is very bendy and had some great scratches on his back last week. He is trying to get her to dump him by being an idiot.

I don't know why he was out there; I mean, it's the same county, but getting between these two towns is awkward. I stayed in the Holiday Inn there for two nights in November, miles away from the town. Grrr.
punkdave:
bo.
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anuyi:
O-si-yo;
My Limbo sister, do-hi-tsu. This is to let you, my limbo sister, know that I love you and all Limbo girls rock. Don't let the man get you down. You are powerful & pretty and we all want to see you naked!

do-na-da'-go-hv-i
Luvs,
A-nu-yi
aka Windy Moon (March)
mat8drb:
No! The Avatar has changed from the "Here's Disco" to your profile pic. Oh, and Archive ^^^
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thomasmouse:
Channel 4? How can Richard and Judy possibly be sensual?
mat8drb:
You got mentioned! There is no way I'd be that confident on TV as that girl (Gemma). eeek She's good. Cool. Right, I'll go cook now.