disco

So I'm lying on the hospital bed after an ultrasound, my lower abdomen and hips covered in translucent jelly, and the nurse hands me a wad of tissue to wipe myself off. Before I can stop myself, I come out with 'my boyfriend normally does this for me'

She did not look impressed

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hey hey, my little chickadees

hope you all had a fab Christmas!

i got lots of loverly presents, and got to spend it with my boy, which was the best present of all - a day off!

sorry i'm never around anymore, i work all the hours under the sun for a horrible company...but i'm demoting myself as of next month so i can actually...
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YO BITCHES

Guess who's got the internet after nearly a YEAR?

I'm back!

xxx

Love is...

...a guy who'll fuck yr brains out on the kitchen counter...and then cook you dinner while yr recovering in a heap on the floor

But how are YOU, my darlings?

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I think the 'voyage of self-discovery' I set off on earlier this year has paid off. I have never been happier, or more comfortable with myself, or more...settled than I am now. I've had to make some big decsions this year, and there have been times where I've if I made the right choices, but now I know without a shadow of a doubt that...
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Teehee...

Remember me?

xxx

I'm not going to lie and say everything is perfect right now. I'm not going to pretend I've never been happy before. But things are pretty damn sweet right now. Roll on endless summer skate park hangouts, ant infested picnics, roadtrips, afternoon naps, BBQs, aimless wandering, the search for the perfect ice-cream, and plenty of good, good sex.

Sigh. Life is good.

Hope yr all...
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To all the people I've met in the last couple of weeks who have recognised me from here.

Hi

I'm not a rude biitch, I promise.

It just gets a little overwhelming sometimes.

Sorry. Please don't be too scared to talk to me again.

And.

To all the people I've neglected.

I miss you all. I'm the worst friend ever. Soon I'll have the internet...
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What are the chances eh? The first time I get to check the net in ages and there's my l'il blue head on the front page.

Well, I hope you enjoy it, it was shot in a frantic race against time in a recording studio in Brighton, we had 20min before the band turned up...

Thanks for all yr kind comments and messages, I'll try...
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How many SuicideGirls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answers on a postcard...

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