....t-shirt is now available!

Oh, and stop making small penis jokes, they are body-shaming and transphobic.

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mckenzie:
rad
softnsweet:
so cool

I was walking Luxapoodle through my neighborhood when one of my neighbors called across the street, "Kitty...kitty..."

I thought the elderly woman was looking past me, and certainly not at my 45lb canine, and I smiled and ignored it. Her male companion called out, "That's a big kitty cat you got there."

"Um, this is a poodle."

"That's not a poodle."

"Yes...
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eyes52:
Great pic and gonna try to catch your podcast 😊😊
mckenzie:
people are idiots, they just want your attention

Hi. I'm here. I have red hair. I'm in love with the lispy Texan. I'm buying a house. (I think) I haven't shaved my armpits since November. I'm dancing at Lucky Devil Lounge on Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, and once in a while I'll do Saturday at Union Jack's club in Portland. Always 9-close.

I'm writing for Thrillist...
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jaxy:
I love your hair. 
havenrn:
😊😉💕
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He used to get lap dances from me; he went away to “get better”, and now he gets them, again.

I wasn’t the one having an affair. I didn’t know he was having an affair. I bought the hotel rooms, he paid me in cash.

He looked over his shoulder when we would go for 3 a.m walks, I thought he was...
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lizardlicks:
<3
tomzack80:
Wow, you writing is good! That's deep
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mckenzie:
ballerina feet!
rollerblazer85:
Beautiful
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I'm quite sure that I intimidate the vast majority of men that I go on dates with.

Don't get me wrong, I do my best to accommodate a stranger, I will turn my body language as gently as possible, lean in when appropriate, listen, inquire on that which I don't understand. I smile, I laugh when I'm amused, I split the...
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jeffereyjenkins:
I found only the best strippers are.
wendellc5:
I'm here. You have been looking in the wrong places and I have too obviously 
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The 10 Strip Club Commandments

Heheh. Really tho, my favorite part is the comments.

HEY, THE EDITOR SAID TO BE PROACTIVE.

Love,

Casper-Elle

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mroblesmx:
God save the strippers
thekidkumara:
You were one of the first SuicideGirls I checked out way back in 2006 I think (with an old profile) and you are still totally amazing...kicking ass and taking names! Just figured I would let you know.
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noel:
Tiss on my wish list :3
mckenzie:
so proud of you!
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Strange Times

Strange Times

Printed books will be available Soon.

You lovers have been encouraging me to publish some of my stories. Well, here's a start. Here are a dozen stories from a dozen women across the United States, and a couple of mine, of course.

“When I first set foot in Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland Oregon, five years ago, I had no
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skaarz:
Will it be at Powells?
jersey:
<3 I love you and i love this book. 
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Scene 1:

7: 22 p.m Sunset on the Portland waterfront. "Friendship Circle" is the name of the sculptures, and it is where the bodies dressed in black have gathered.

I'm gulping cheap vodka from the mini-water bottle, with Stormy. There are a hundred people who have gathered for the candlelight vigil of our two dead bouncer friends. She's trying to hide the...
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lesabre:
Bukowski's granddaughter
yadhzz:
More people should have open relationships... I think that would avoid lots of broken hearts! Nice blog!