Voting for your favorite service-industry slaves is here! It's nice that Portland does stuff like this to prop up and recognize the people of the nightlife.

Vote for Elle

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mckenzie:
I voted for you and Amy of course, good luck to the rest of you guys that I did vote for in ur categories
gemstateofmind:
I love your art. It is so vividly written and beautiful.

He’s standing, and I’m sitting at his post. The tall bar-stool has carved a groove in the wall from years of bored bouncers leaning into and flopping upon it.

To the right of the barstool, the front door faces the dairy factory and the parking lot. To the left, sits the small bar and bartender, and straight ahead of that chair, is the...
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lord_renob:
Your words are....exquisite, captivating, thought provoking, deep... all of this and more, more then my mere words can convey. As always my, our most heartfelt thanks for sharing.
jimisin:
I love your writing so much and that includes your blog. Amazing work beauty. 

....t-shirt is now available!

Oh, and stop making small penis jokes, they are body-shaming and transphobic.

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mckenzie:
rad
softnsweet:
so cool

I was walking Luxapoodle through my neighborhood when one of my neighbors called across the street, "Kitty...kitty..."

I thought the elderly woman was looking past me, and certainly not at my 45lb canine, and I smiled and ignored it. Her male companion called out, "That's a big kitty cat you got there."

"Um, this is a poodle."

"That's not a poodle."

"Yes...
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robertbluesman:
 New fan here. You're Awesome!
masterairam:
Hahahahah awesome!!! :D

Hi. I'm here. I have red hair. I'm in love with the lispy Texan. I'm buying a house. (I think) I haven't shaved my armpits since November. I'm dancing at Lucky Devil Lounge on Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, and once in a while I'll do Saturday at Union Jack's club in Portland. Always 9-close.

I'm writing for Thrillist...
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creativeshamen:
Makes me want to cross the globe... Saturday night at the Union Jack Club.
icedeni:
😍
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He used to get lap dances from me; he went away to “get better”, and now he gets them, again.

I wasn’t the one having an affair. I didn’t know he was having an affair. I bought the hotel rooms, he paid me in cash.

He looked over his shoulder when we would go for 3 a.m walks, I thought he was...
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tomzack80:
Wow, you writing is good! That's deep
robertbluesman:
Mood successfully altered 💜
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mckenzie:
ballerina feet!
rollerblazer85:
Beautiful
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I'm quite sure that I intimidate the vast majority of men that I go on dates with.

Don't get me wrong, I do my best to accommodate a stranger, I will turn my body language as gently as possible, lean in when appropriate, listen, inquire on that which I don't understand. I smile, I laugh when I'm amused, I split the...
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jeffereyjenkins:
I found only the best strippers are.
wendellc5:
I'm here. You have been looking in the wrong places and I have too obviously