Here I am, to selfishly promote my endeavors.
That's what this site is for, yes?
Have you listened to my podcast?
Paris TheaterApril 27th, 20178-11 p.mTwo Strippers And a Sex TherapistTalk About Whatever the Fuck They Want
Voting for your favorite service-industry slaves is here! It's nice that Portland does stuff like this to prop up and recognize the people of the nightlife.
Heâs standing, and Iâm sitting at his post. The tall bar-stool has carved a groove in the wall from years of bored bouncers leaning into and flopping upon it.
To the right of the barstool, the front door faces the dairy factory and the parking lot. To the left, sits the small bar and bartender, and straight ahead of that chair, is the stage.
The...
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....t-shirt is now available!
Oh, and stop making small penis jokes, they are body-shaming and transphobic.
Hi. I'm here. I have red hair. I'm in love with the lispy Texan. I'm buying a house. (I think) I haven't shaved my armpits since November. I'm dancing at Lucky Devil Lounge on Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, and once in a while I'll do Saturday at Union Jack's club in Portland. Always 9-close.
I'm writing for Thrillist.com, I'm a sex and dating columnist.
He used to get lap dances from me; he went away to âget betterâ, and now he gets them, again.
I wasnât the one having an affair. I didnât know he was having an affair. I bought the hotel rooms, he paid me in cash.
He looked over his shoulder when we would go for 3 a.m walks, I thought he was being overly cautious....
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The above, is a link to support your fave nightlife, food, art, music and culture of Portland.
Support me, if you want me to keep cranking out that sassy, femme, stripper-gold.
I'm sorry for being so scarce, my website is getting a makeover, but you can keep tabs on me on EroticMusePDX.com, and it links
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I'm quite sure that I intimidate the vast majority of men that I go on dates with.
Don't get me wrong, I do my best to accommodate a stranger, I will turn my body language as gently as possible, lean in when appropriate, listen, inquire on that which I don't understand. I smile, I laugh when I'm amused, I split the bill, hold or walk...
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The 10 Strip Club Commandments
Heheh. Really tho, my favorite part is the comments.
HEY, THE EDITOR SAID TO BE PROACTIVE.
Love,
Casper-Elle