bailey

i got my camera back just in time for my trip to belgium tomorrow....

yay!!!!!


im going to eat lots of chocolate.
and waffles.
and chocolate waffles.

im meeting defekt in DC and we are flying over together.
its going to be gross displays of affection in a crowded airport.
if i werent half of us, id hate us.

dear patriots,

i do not have a tv to watch you playing right now, so please win but not have it be so exciting that ill be pissed i didnt watch it.

kthanks

dear car,

fuck you and your stupid battery light.

ihateyou

dear weather,

warmer please. or snow. snow or warmer.
just no snow on thursday.

your pal, bailey


dear rest of my life,...
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how do i go about having sex on an airplane?

i should act like a flakey asshole more often because it bothers my stomach and then i dont want to eat.

ill call it the flakey asshole diet.

i love poppy on so many levels. just not the below the belt level. although i'm sure its really nice down there.



if anyone has any books they want to send me, i would love that. i need new reading material.
ho hum.

well, the boy is gone for three months and i am no longer happy with my sex life.

i must admit i am totally spoiled by him. a new laptop, american apparell and a trip to belgium for christmas. it almost makes all those scumbags i dated worth it. ALMOST.

im staying at his house to take care of his cats and to not be...
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at poppy's request, here is a new fucking blog.


i am homeless. i had to move. i am housesitting for defekt while he is in arizona training for three long months. so i am not place-to-stayless. im kinda sick of not having any roots planted.

bowie is moving to vegas which makes me very sad, although slightly okay with the whole idea because then...
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i should thank everyone for the nice things that were said about my zombie killing spree...i cant even begin to tell you how much fun i had shooting it, how awesome everyone was, and how proud i am of the way it turned out. so thank you.

i'm a little bratty and am mad it didnt make 8,000 comments. but how many times can you...
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! YAY!!!
sureality has behind the scenes and info, go look now!

DRESS

PANTIES

STOCKINGS