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i'm falling behind my quotes of the day:

wednesday: 'you've got me dripping all over myself over here!' -identity not included to protect the innocent drippers

thursday: 'sorry i'm so awesome." me...one of my many apologies to my burrito filling.

friday: 'shame is proof that you actually DO suck.' someone in my group discussion on the difference between shame and guilt.

saturday: 'lady, I AM...
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entombmeplz:
i said turn left dickhead , what are you retarded.FFUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK...OH MY HEAD
entombmeplz:
see drunk update for drunken update
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random facts and photo update:

1. i am out of work until april 1 at the earliest. (please read that in your head as 'april one' thank you)

2. synnove just broke my heart for having to cancel...erm...postpone her boston trip. *sniffle sniffle*

3. an old blurry photo of me with long-ish hair. and curly!!! see girlie, i do wear it curly. and make...
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the_alchemist:
Of course you will be invited to the wedding. We're doing it all legal and stuff in May, just a small Justice-of-the-Peace/Court-style thing with immediate family. The Big Church Wedding with the party/reception and such will be in October so she has enough time to lose some baby weight (her wishes)...

I will throw your ring away if you want, but you really should call me sometime, DAMN! I mean, I only work eight days a month and Lex is out on maternity leave now so we have lot's of time on our hands!

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minimalism:
The 24th is now in ink on my calendar. What are you coming down for, how long are you staying and do you need a place to crash?
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drape:
So perfect .. he sure has gone more and more down the drain hasnt he? .. how can he look in the mirror. ...

robot
strix:
hahaha... i love it!
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i've decided to start keeping track of excellent 'quotes of the day':

"i'd rather do your butt"

today, as said by my exclusive hand tattooist mike from federal hill tattoos in providence rhode island.

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dekews:
One of my favorite quotes from a female coworker - "Once you have kids, that's it, it's over. 'Cause it's just not about you anymore."
I nearly peed myself.
entombmeplz:
id rather do your laundry ...... oink
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so, like....girlie slept in my bed.

we came up with secret names for each other, bought housewares and shopped for vegan food.

she's like, my BFF.

and i got to see her boobies.

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tmronin:
wow - you bring out the best in people.
tongue

oh no - thank you for the hospitality and being bad-ass to shoot and being the TRSI intern for the day and helping consult. you, my friend, rock and i am better off having met you.

yay!


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oldgreeneyes:
Right on! How long have you been in it? I've been since September and I'm a bit of a putz because I haven't been focused enough on it. I'm starting to now, little by little, and it really helps. Good luck to you!
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so, today the doctor asked me 'are you sexually active?'

which got me to thinking, what that is exactly. have i ever had sex? am i currently sexing? have i had sex in the last 2-4-6 months?

so i answered her, 'well, i've only had sex, like, once in the past four months, but i'm not opposed to the idea.'

she then sat me on...
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broadwaybee:
We're, like, BFF.
strix:
thanks for the coaching yesterday!
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so i'm on a new medication,
a side effect of this med is that is can produce a large amount of some hormone that makes women able to breast feed.

no, i'm not fucking lactating.

but my boobs ARE swollen.

HOORAY!!!!!



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turbox:
I had a friends who started lactating when she was taking birth control injections. It was weird she didnt have her period but started lactating. Her boyfriend seemed to like it...Big baby whatever
jessewestend:
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i'm in a bit of a...spot at the moment....
i think some people would call it 'hopelessness'
i am also on LOA from work, in case anyone was curious

so here is a list of the things i believe:

*i believe that deep down i enjoy fucking myself over
*i believe music says things better than i ever will be able to
*i believe...
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lumenagerie:
I saw Bigfoot once. So I don't just believe, I know.
zenexistence:
A McDonalds in Loch Ness sells Sasquatch beer, or so I hear ...
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*yesterday i cried so hard i puked. i puked gross hospital cafeteria food. ew.

*last night i cried so hard i gave myself a black eye.

i'm so totally a hardcore crier now.

*raises fist in glorious glory*

i am, quite possibly, getting the best valentines day tattoo in the history of valentines day tattoos. is there a history of valentines day tattoos? perhaps today...
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entombmeplz:
i been told im fucking weird by the hottest SG girl eva, haha my life cant get any better
miguelitooooo:
the only thing good about puking is how much better you usually feel afterwards.

that sounded like a fucking ziggy cartoon didn't it? hope you are better, dude.
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ink:
Ive used the bandana routine before. It was my sweet pink one... after I was done it was covered in "waterproof" (pfft)mascara smudges frown

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vrulovwrath:
Cool
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xxanastasiaxx:
It always snows when I have plans...

it's creepy..
crystalized118:
Look like my block frown