Alukh Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

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mrdaft:

you know I tried to listen to the recorded shows...just not the same without the banter going on...thanks for making the other night fun

Jun 14, 2005

misterdoom:

There's purple shirt?

Jun 24, 2005

I got new hosting for my site! If you'd like to see it it's here. Please leave me feedback concerning the clothing section, and ignore the construction zone that is the gallery.

I also bought a microphone, but if you didn't already hear about it then you really probably don't need to.

And I took some pictures and then made them a bit more brooding....
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hansel:

Teachers are lame. My entire 4th grade year was spent on lunch detention because I refused to recite the pledge.

Jun 7, 2005

katiebarthedoor:

you have some neat stuff, there.

i would hotlink some of the pictures of stuff i thought was clever, but i dont want to steal your bandwith.

Jun 8, 2005

Today was supposed to be my day off. So naturally I worked a full evening shift without a break. At some point in the evening I began composing a letter to anyone with young children, more specifically the hordes of them who insisted on having us cook for them. Here's what I came up with:

Dear Tourists With Disturbingly Large Numbers of Children,
Please do...
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_bettie_:

I do want your burrito. But we can share it, I'm not greedy.

Also, you must wake up a lot of neighbors!

Jun 2, 2005

_bettie_:

So, how does one say "Alukh" anyway? A-luk? Alec? Ahlook-heh? Okay, it's obviously not that last one. Is it like, "She shot me a look across the room"?

Hmm.

Jun 2, 2005

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metaverse:

Those pickles look scary! Can't believe I see someone who loves Babylon 5 wow! My favorite series of all time!

May 29, 2005

_bettie_:

Alukh said:
She's not even a bitch. She's almost as sweet as Meg.

Awww, shucks!

May 29, 2005

Yesterday I inexplicably developed a craving for these spectacular educational action puzzle games that I vaguely remembered playing when I was younger. It took me a few hours and certain Dark jedi Google powers to discover the name of this software series: Super Solvers. It took me a few moments more to discover that they are now abandonware and thus up for grabs if I...
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toothpickmoe:

I passed out moments after the "I want that game" exchange.

May 23, 2005

toothpickmoe:

Excellent. I hope you'll also be forthcoming with all sorts of tip and tricks?

May 23, 2005

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dookiejones:

rock it don't stop it.

May 15, 2005

mykel:

omg, veggie lasagna. *drools*
Stop making me hungry late at night! Damn you!

May 15, 2005

Guess what I got assigned to do at work? I'll give you a hint: Ajax, multi-surface cleaner spray, a deck scrubber brush, a stack of paper towels, and 4 hours of breathing chemical fumes.

The front of the store is clean and painfully organized now. The back is another story.

So I was wandering around after my shift, tidying up near the back desk a...
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_bettie_:

Hmm... vertical labret. That's a great idea. :ponders: Ooh, I may have to raid my piggy bank. Thanks, Alukh!

May 13, 2005

mat8drb:

Well, it is pure style

May 13, 2005

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_bettie_:

I think that makes you rad as fuck with a very strange sleep cycle, but somebody has to keep the boards moving overnight.

I am a total beadaholic.

I've doen beadwork since I was like twelve, but have really gotten into it in the past three years or so. I ♥ peyote stitch and other off-loom bead weaving techiniques.

May 9, 2005

mat8drb:

I am shocked at your lack of knowledge of things from Holland.

You tell us what it feels like when people comment on your set twice. All the Underscorers could do it to start with...

May 9, 2005

Look what I got in the e-mail!!!

Attn,

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mykel:

May 7, 2005