alexis

Movie of the week:

Boogeyman

Worst movie ever! It's dumb, boring, unoriginal and doesn't amount to anything other than cheap scares a la 'creepy music then monster jumping out'.

2 Boogeyman battling each other would have been worth my $9 more than Boogeyman vs. 7th Heaven kid having a staring contest with the door.

xoxo me

Mini-update on December 1, 2004:

So I didn't have internet the last few days.
thanks comcast, thanks.

xoxo me

Original update on Turkey day:

Happy Thanksgiving!

xoxo me

It's my annual visit to Ohio this weekend.

Yay gummoland!

xoxo me

Mini-Update on Wednesday Night, September 14th, 2004:

This is the extra dirty version of the to-do/not-to-do list in bed:

I. Thou may speak simpsons references as dirty talk.
II. Thou must not have smelly balls, and must wash before recieving oral sex.
III. Thou must allow Fat Kitty to sleep in the bed.
IV. Thou may not use sex toys on me unless you use...
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Recently...

I got mugged!!!

The mugged trio - Jerm, Dirtyprettything, and I got robbed at gunpoint on our way to meet our friends. A young guy with a large silver hand cannon took all of our money and speed off to north philly. The police never caught him.

xoxo me

(insert subtle hints to make people get me something from my wishlist)

Mini-update on Satuday, August 8:

Rick James died! noo!!

Me and jerm are going to El Vez tonight, then to macgrrl and tobaselly new place to party.

Let me just add how much I love Tivo. Six Feet Under, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas will be waiting for me when I get back home.

From August 5, 2004

I'm...
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1. The friends list is going to get castrized again soon. Only those with no photo or journal are getting the ax.

2. Anyone want a guinea piggy? Andre 3000 was given to troubley and we need to find another home for Big Boi.

3. I got six feet under season one and two... hell yeah!

4. I have an Edward Norton-esque obsession with Ikea...
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Let me give BK 'Chocolate Thunder" Freak a thank you for hosting us at the NY Rooftop BBQ. It was great seeing the NY kids again, I've missed you so much.

I'm also going to trademark the asscrack dance. I'm going to bust out the asscrack whenever I'm dancing in public.That shit was hot!

xoxo alexis

Next weekend, SG MA Cabaret baby!

I saw Dave Chapelle last night.
What?
I saw Dave Chapelle last night.
What?
I saw Dave Chapelle at the Borgata in Atlantic City.
What?
I saw Dave FUCKING Chapelle!
Ok!
Yeah!

The show was good, Dave talked about R. Kelly pissing on 15 year olds, Michael Jackson, and crackheads, my favorite subjects.
They've got the crack speed!

xoxo alexis

I will be going to...
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Last weekend I went to Heliohouse for head Helio's birthday party. Troubley and Dirtyprettything decided to entertain us all by sploshing.

The definition of sploshing: community of mess lovers who love to loll in such gooey substances as pudding, whipped cream, and sprinkles. There are people who like to take a terribly formal situation and destroy it. For them, the fun is the sheer anarchy...
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