so the whole day was dedicated to packing, yea that's always fun... NO! but i can't wait to move into my new house! please can i move in now instead of 2 weeks! i can't wait anymore!
so i'm packing away and snagged my hand on a peice of mirror, yuk... no fun to see what the inside of your hand looks like.
but my...
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so i'm packing away and snagged my hand on a peice of mirror, yuk... no fun to see what the inside of your hand looks like.
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ok so i know i am the worst person in the world for this, but i know there are some sickos out there that might appreciate it. i'm a bad person...
-Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of...
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-Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of...
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1xxx1:
you are simply fantastic.
can I be in love with you?
can I be in love with you?
1xxx1:
i would be estatic if you were in love with me, so yes you may
ok question time....
which movie is better? Old Skool, or Anchorman? ( rememeber all the deleted sceens as well...)
in the Misfits song on evil live... does he say, " don't go in the Viper room with me" or "don't go in the bathroom with me" ( personally would be scared of either but, what do you think he says?)
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which movie is better? Old Skool, or Anchorman? ( rememeber all the deleted sceens as well...)
in the Misfits song on evil live... does he say, " don't go in the Viper room with me" or "don't go in the bathroom with me" ( personally would be scared of either but, what do you think he says?)
ok ponder of those for...
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johnnyforeigner:
I've never seen Old Skool 
But I annoy the hell out of people by saying "English, Baxter! You know I don't speak Spanish!" all the time 
But I annoy the hell out of people by saying "English, Baxter! You know I don't speak Spanish!" all the time 
ericdravyn:
Any movie with a guy like Blue in a wrestling match with naked hotties... 
Wednesday: got to work, realized i work with a bunch of 40 year old soccer moms. some of them are younger than me, but it doesn't matter, they're all Stepford fucking old ladies.
Thursday: found out the people that live in my new house are FINALLY moving out! they will be out in the next 2-3 weeks! finally! you think when you pay an ass...
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Thursday: found out the people that live in my new house are FINALLY moving out! they will be out in the next 2-3 weeks! finally! you think when you pay an ass...
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tegan:
i will never wash my hands...
NEVER.
NEVER.
averagebadfriend:
Ha ha ha!You allmost spelled a word there at the end 
Wait a minit you better not of had you'r head get cut off!I hope you are having a great day! 
Ha ha ha!You allmost spelled a word there at the end Wait a minit you better not of had you'r head get cut off!I hope you are having a great day! ok random weekend... but my god, birthdays are fucking rad!!!
FRIDAY: starting off going to one of the most random redneck dive bars i have ever been to in Los Osos, in central california ( yea i know central = hicks). then being spooned by, i'm not kidding like a 150 lbs. dog in the middle of the night. that was awsome.
SATURDAY: leaving there...
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FRIDAY: starting off going to one of the most random redneck dive bars i have ever been to in Los Osos, in central california ( yea i know central = hicks). then being spooned by, i'm not kidding like a 150 lbs. dog in the middle of the night. that was awsome.
SATURDAY: leaving there...
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spiceweasel:
Glad to hear you had a great trip! Oh and happy late birthday!
averagebadfriend:
YES!!!I am glad you decided to be my friend feel free to write in my journal from time to time.I update my page at least every three days or less.I hope you have a great day
YES!!!I am glad you decided to be my friend feel free to write in my journal from time to time.I update my page at least every three days or less.I hope you have a great day 
alabama:
humpin' baby
i don't think i'm ready for my birthday this year.
it snuck in there too quickly, i'm not ready.
my best friend in the entire world, love this girl to death, basically she's one big dick away from perfect, is taking me to la for the weekend, i think i'm going to poop... (theres that word again, one of my new favorites). intense, maybe i...
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it snuck in there too quickly, i'm not ready.
my best friend in the entire world, love this girl to death, basically she's one big dick away from perfect, is taking me to la for the weekend, i think i'm going to poop... (theres that word again, one of my new favorites). intense, maybe i...
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fancier:
I bet you had a fun birthday.
runholden:
My new favorite word(s) is "ding-dong"...I know, I know, its old-school, but someone called me a "ding-dong" this weekend and I founf it hilarious for some reason!!!
ok so hair stylists worst nightmare. so i had my hair done thursday, it was SOOOO bad!!! thought i could handle it till we got a chance to redo everything. oh god, it kept me up all night! last time i EVER let someone do " whatever" they want! so today i came into work and asked another girl at work to do it, oh...
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luckycharmz:
smooooookin! nice!
ericdravyn:
It wasn't so much that I'm nice... I'm probably not. It's just that I am a sucker for a very hot tattooed young lady with a heavy Irish accent... she could have cut my clothes off and made me walk home in the rain singing country songs... I am a weak weak man...
The salon is on the corner of haight and Scott streets, in case you wanted to roll the dice and in case you are immune to that kind of lady... personally, she's like my Kryptonite...
A weak weak man...
The salon is on the corner of haight and Scott streets, in case you wanted to roll the dice and in case you are immune to that kind of lady... personally, she's like my Kryptonite...
A weak weak man...
OK! so big day today! do you ever feel like you're grown up but don't want to be! i had to get up today at 6:30 to take my dog to get fixed, i know, its mean but hes peeing on everything and i just don't like that! plus he won't hump my other dog quite as much hopefully! hes a horn-dog... get it horn-DOG!...
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sydni:
you MUST come hang out with me.
ericdravyn:
Read your comment on Holly's page and had to check out the deal... your dog was fixed and he is the only man in your life?
I feel bad for him, bad that your dog is the man in your life, and bad for all us men who are not the man in your life...
Hope you took a nap; you earned it...
I feel bad for him, bad that your dog is the man in your life, and bad for all us men who are not the man in your life...
Hope you took a nap; you earned it...
ok so after miss holly kindly reminded me its been far to long since i have updated (cause she's always so current!), i thought i would take a minute to reflect. so my best friends birthday was june 1st and we have been on a non stop party mode all week! from fancy pants dinner to some cowboy bar tonight... she likes it not me!...
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tigerlily:
hi miss 'bama!
i heard you do hair? i'm hating my hair. how much do you charge for a cut?
i heard you do hair? i'm hating my hair. how much do you charge for a cut?
gigirash:
oh oh was there line dancing?? 
.............Your tattoo is very pretty
.............Your tattoo is very pretty ok sunday afternoon, here's why the weekend thus far has been great.
1. saturday was total prom day, i had 15 girls in my salon going crazy all getting their hair and makeup done.(it has been someone's prom every saturday since april, i kid you not! i hate prom... even though i tried to go to as many as possible, even went to one this...
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1. saturday was total prom day, i had 15 girls in my salon going crazy all getting their hair and makeup done.(it has been someone's prom every saturday since april, i kid you not! i hate prom... even though i tried to go to as many as possible, even went to one this...
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johnnyforeigner:
Thank you
And congrats on the house, too
And congrats on the house, too
holly:
two things:
update your god damn journal
call me, lets hang out this week. i had a horrible date and need to shake it off with a good one with you.
update your god damn journal
call me, lets hang out this week. i had a horrible date and need to shake it off with a good one with you.
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dtopchi711981:
cupcake
gumballhead:
BEAUTIFUL
nice photoset!